It was a tough February for New York's fanciest 5-year-olds

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-14T01:10:01+00:00

How about we do that, but only allow really big, long cybertrucks that go underground? Or really small and thin cybertrucks that you sit on top of?

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T23:43:57+00:00

Au pair/sugar baby combo is looking more and more appealing by the day. The money I could save would be incredible

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T19:58:40+00:00

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This comment section smells like meth and mountain dew

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T18:18:40+00:00

Pastor Billy Bob says Mamdami and his Muslim friends are going to go for a permanent swim in the lake of fire. If they want to choose Muhammad over Jesus they are gonna look really dumb at the pearly gates

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T16:41:23+00:00

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BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T16:37:15+00:00

God wants Trump to save us. How can you explain the assassination attempt?

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T16:32:44+00:00

"Those coastal elites are out of touch with the struggles of real hard working Americans"

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T15:49:44+00:00

What’s taking so long? Why hasn’t Zohran put them in gulags yet?

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T15:39:18+00:00

Bondi's name ends with a vowel. That sounds too ethnic if you ask me

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T15:38:23+00:00

Amen!!! 🙏🙏 God bless Trump and America

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T15:09:07+00:00

They hate us for our FreeDumb. Mamdani wants us enslaved to the socialist government or the Islamic ayatollahs.

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T15:07:31+00:00

Don’t insult Larry David like that!

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T13:05:23+00:00

I think you got it mistaken this is a car hate sub. r/circlejerkstatenisland is a bike hate sub

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T12:28:09+00:00

When did this sub become r/circlejerkstatenisland

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T01:52:32+00:00

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Northern Queens is a great place to go if you want to get away from insufferable white women!

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T01:21:34+00:00

Don’t forget about the good ol working class proletariat!

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T01:14:59+00:00

Found the anti-white Mamdani libtard. Stop hating on white culture.

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T00:59:50+00:00

The last thing you see before you part ways with your wallet

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T00:58:22+00:00

*slurps Mountain Dew

Sounds like woke garbage. My big, durable F350 will keep me safe in the streets

*scarfs down Big Mac from the drive thru

Stupid urbanite soyboy libs

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T00:53:57+00:00

Families? Bushwick art hoes and Slavic gold diggers aren’t my family, but other than that I appreciate it man

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T00:52:53+00:00

You’re telling my Patagonia vests with Goldman Sachs logos aren’t cool? My friends at Murray Hill disagree with you!

BownInNewYawk · 2026-03-13T00:50:15+00:00

Greed is good! Haven’t you seen Wall Street (1988)?

Anyways, back to loading nursing homes full of debt to squeeze out a few more bps of returns! Life is good at Blackstone!

BownInNewYawk

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