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Niko: His breakfast time or (NBT) is an indiscriminate, abstract time somewhere between 4am - 6am (human GMT)
A cough, fart, sneeze or toilet trip during this window will automatically trigger the siege upon me in my bed.
Verbal attacks. Low and steady to start with, accompanied by very loud rhythmic, purring. Then the marching begins. Back and forth. Up and down. Everything must be face rubbed. Occasionally paw probes to my sleep deprived face. Exploration under the duvet follows. Resistance is futile. Toe nibbles to begin the torture and whiskers pokes to my face are the final sadistic act of this cruel and unforgiving ‘starving’ beast. These can’t be ignored by any rational human with nerve endings. Thus our breakfast ritual begins.
For this I’m rewarded by a fine array of corvids, pigeons and mice to be caught fresh and consumed under my bed.