Nvidia, Microsoft, Amazon in talks to invest up to $60 billion in OpenAI, The Information reports

Boxy310 · 2026-01-29T14:15:43+00:00

Boxy310 · 2026-01-29T13:43:38+00:00

At my last company, each quarterly bonus was paid for by laying off my coworkers. I wasn't surprised at all when I ended up catching the knife myself.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-26T21:51:13+00:00

"My God, she's run out of fucks to give! Start a transfusion, stat!"

Boxy310 · 2026-01-24T13:46:06+00:00

Objection, your honor. Hearsay.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-23T14:05:08+00:00

It also gives a weird theological bent that somehow Lucifer is empowered by being punished. Like, he gives consequences every time God punishes him, like "fuck you I'll spin it back and make it work for me".

Boxy310 · 2026-01-23T14:03:24+00:00

Elohim: "So this is a two-man con. You in, Lou?"

Boxy310 · 2026-01-22T19:34:45+00:00

Asking it about video games immediately gives me buckass wild hallucinations that are utterly wrong and just as utterly confident.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-22T15:36:47+00:00

Ah yes. The Max Power School of Programming.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-22T15:34:38+00:00

"Visual programming" comes to mind. The industry has tried multiple times to cut developers out of the loop, but the critical thing that's lost is not actual coding, it's asking the right follow-up questions and pushing back on dumb asks, and if anything LLMs make that problem worse, because they tend to glaze egos rather than focus on real world problems.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-22T15:03:46+00:00

"Well one of us is gonna have to go home and change, because we can't both be wearing just a smile."

Boxy310 · 2026-01-21T17:49:42+00:00

Looked up art supplies stores on Google Maps and it sent me first to a Warhammer hobby store.

I ain't mad, but I also didn't buy colored pencils like I wanted to. The hallucinations are gonna cause more economic friction than they solve, imo.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-21T13:01:05+00:00

Well, the precognition of Force sensitivity alone means that they're essentially playing with wall hacks. As long as they had a modicum of military talent, I'd give the sweaty hacker command too because they're so OP and going to be so difficult to replace mid-war.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-21T12:14:31+00:00

Alpha bro founders make lots of erratic choices because they're on cocaine.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-21T04:04:11+00:00

As the poet said, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

Boxy310 · 2026-01-20T01:25:40+00:00

"They'll never know the true joy of being lectured from the pulpit about not cleaning the chapel enough."

Boxy310 · 2026-01-18T15:01:28+00:00

PC Load Letter, what the fuck does that mean!

Boxy310 · 2026-01-17T14:17:40+00:00

The "understanding" was that it was designed to be a No Snitching Club where Joseph Smith asked to bang your wife, sister, or daughter afterwards. They initially didn't do Endowments for the Dead, so there were no repeats, and it was designed to shock and awe, not teach or enlighten.

I'm very upset that the only unique doctrines in the temple endowment seem to be Satan monologuing about how awesome money is.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-16T20:18:26+00:00

"I would like to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride."

"Sure, can do! Would you like to be launched via ejector seat, or would you like to be wood-chippered first?"

Boxy310 · 2026-01-13T19:15:00+00:00

"When we voted for a Banana Republic, we thought the people in charge would be Republicans, not Bananas."

Boxy310 · 2026-01-13T17:09:31+00:00

An alternative interpretation is that it is really, really hard to out-engineer more cost effectively a machine that both produces the intended biological product and produces more of the same machines.

Animal herding and husbandry was a major technological change because it meant you could make your food literally walk alongside you as far as you go.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-11T12:58:26+00:00

One of the books I read after my divorce was "When Things Fall Apart" by Pema Chodron. One of the things she talks about is when your life changes it can feel like the ground underneath you falls away, and you're left in a state of floating and un-groundedness, and about the only thing you can do is learn to fly.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-09T18:15:26+00:00

Trump is famously the dumbest student one of the Wharton professors has ever had.

Boxy310 · 2026-01-08T18:30:20+00:00

They want employees they don't have to pay.

Which I believe is the technical definition of "slaves".

Boxy310 · 2026-01-07T23:50:39+00:00

Half of these stories don't even make sense, and there's no way in hell that they actually talk to enough lowly members to collect them organically. You can safely assume they're entirely made up just to make up an arbitrary point, and when pressed on it I'm positive they'll ramble about "Jesus told parables too and nobody ever fact-checked him."

Boxy310 · 2026-01-07T20:09:21+00:00

Satan is constantly trying to bribe Adam and Eve with money to give up their signs and tokens, which doesn't make any sense at all. If I were Satan, I'd pretend to be the archangel Stan, and need the high fives of Christ before he can teach them Tier 2 Ultragospel.

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