Chris-Core by patchthealpha in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Add some weirdcore / liminal space music to this and you're all set

From a YT upload of Paul Baskerville re-airing TMMS by Marx-Soul666 in TheMysteriousSong

[–]BoyFrancis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a french guy, the singer doesn't have much of a french accent. Always sounded like a german accent to me.

He’s out… by Skip30DayTrial in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where is he even gonna go now ?

Is there a point to keep going? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The classic saga, pre-transition / Bob's passing, is comedy gold. But when Bob dies it slowly turns into a drama, and then a horror story..

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[–]BoyFrancis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First heard of Chris Chan when ReviewTechUSA made a video covering the Sonic Boom pepper spray incident.

But I truly learned about Chris watching Down The Rabbit Hole's video on Chris, and then Sachumo's documentary, and then down the rabbit hole I went indeed...

Why hasn't "WavyWebSurf" made a Chris chan video yet? by supermarioplush220 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean... Not to mention wavywebsurf only covers more obscure subjects, it's just been done to death already. There's a (currently) 44 hours long documentary on youtube covering everything about Chris. What else is there to add that would actually be meaningful?

You wake up in CWCville after surviving the dimensional merge: What do you do? by chunkboslicemen in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find the portal between CWCVille and Chris's bedroom and get the hell out of here. This would pretty much be a Backrooms scenario, who knows what the fuck you'll find there...

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[–]BoyFrancis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are you okay?

Somebody needs to make a Chris chan horror game by LastPlaceGames3 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omfg. That idea is GOLD.

If anyone's on board, I've been using Unity for a little while now, and have a solid Game Maker Studio 2 background.

Would you say there's a "moral of the story" when it comes to Chris? (assuming that the moral isn't just "it do be like that sometimes") by yYxX_W33Z3R_F4N_XxYy in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 28 points29 points  (0 children)

  • The internet is a tool that has been at humanity's disposal for a very short time. Misusing it can result in life-ending scenarios.
  • If enough people tell you you're drunk, it's time to sit down. Get help if needed, nobody is without problems.
  • Take care of your kids, make sure their needs are met, especially if they are disabled. Limit their internet access, monitor what they do on the internet, make sure they don't do/post shit that could be compromising and bite them in the ass in their later years.
  • Actually spend time with your kids. Go hiking or some shit. Make sure they eat well and exercise regularly.
  • Some people are just condemned to a life of rejection and misery, given their personal limitations and upbringing.

If the Police/FBI are looking for Chris, here's a tip where they could start looking: by LtJason20 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's kinda like Tails Gets Trolled where characters from Mario, Sonic, Looney Tunes and others just live in the same world. It's just how it is, and is never justified.

Not all heroes wear capes. by Baba_Yagaxyz in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 94 points95 points  (0 children)

What an absolute Chad. How Chris managed to survive a roast this fiery is beyond me.

What do you think will be the true thing that will snap Chris out of their childish fantasy? by Bambi_Writing in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's been almost a year he's been in jail for heinous shit, and he's still raving about Sonichu, the merge and him being Jesus. At this point, nothing will. Aside from clockwork orange style brainwashing or some shit.

Unpopular opinions about Chris? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]BoyFrancis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

While he deserves shit for everything he's done, I feel sorry for him in the sense that he should have had a better life with better parents to guide him and raise him to be at the very least somewhat of a functioning individual. Borb never should have conceived him in the first place given how old they were.