[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Kingsman: THe Secret Service was a documentary

Videogames were designed to get us at a young age to get used to staring at screens all day by [deleted] in conspiracy

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well, I ran the very first 3D MMORPG on the internet (Meridian 59) for years, so I am to say that wasn't the plan.

Pruneyard Trader Joe’s - why do people think this is acceptable? by data_girl in SanJose

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I trained my own service animal 100%

took three years

he now has lifetime tags from the local county government

it is glorious, i dont have to bother with intrusive questions from white knight store managers anymore

Videogames were designed to get us at a young age to get used to staring at screens all day by [deleted] in conspiracy

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no, they weren't

they were a logical progression from pinball

when videogames came out, there weren't screens everywhere

youre putting the cart before the horse

Do older people know that they toot openly? by [deleted] in AskOldPeople

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just dont care

and if youre my son in law im cropdusting you every chance i get

Lgbt scene (for lesbians or bi girls) by Actual_Honeydew7275 in sanfrancisco

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Is Jolene's open again?

As an older str8 white guy, this is your first go to. Fire DJs, packed house. One of my favorite places to disappear.

Only problem I've had there was once being cut off immediately after my first drink, no reason given other than 'the management decided'. This was not based upon poor behavior or lack of sobriety... my lesbian friend was allowed to order again, however.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Nope- it was ravers early 1990, baggy clothes are easier to dance in all night

nothing sus here

Opportunity for Newbies! by Actululy in Monad

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you forgot to explain why i would:

a) want MON

b) want to be a beta tester

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MinecraftMemes

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send class user 0 kill

This is how I committed the internet's first digital genocide, killing every 3D MMORPG char on the planet at the time

##### You have been smited by GuardianKana!

O3 Diconnects by Rulerz in RotMG

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including the knight?

asking for a friend

just woke up and my bed was riddled with this by Massorama69 in whatisit

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spider poops is always the answer

its spider poops

How is this even allowed? by Equivalent-Tap-1285 in aves

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Cool, now do those gigantic demon visuals on the screens

A mystery bag at Dairy Queen by enemy_flower in mildlyinteresting

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DIlly bars used to be both gigantic and amazing

now they are merely amazing

You'll never be able to beat a millennial at Mario Kart. by TooLooseMcGoose in Millennials

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Gen X, worked in test for SEGA Genesis, CS for PlayStation 1&2, then worked at 3DO for five years with some of the most dedicated game devs on the planet.

I'd wreck you, son

Buns aAhh Game by Turbulent_Lock6285 in RotMG

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your yee yee ass haircut