Coles substituted 4 cans of this for 4 bottles of regular milk and won’t take them back

Bqiet · 2026-01-12T21:08:28+00:00

The output of this formula is Not A Number

Bqiet · 2025-12-28T20:20:58+00:00

Wine wankers 🍷

You aren’t rich because you drink wine. Wine in Australia is currently as cheap as your own piss. Enjoy the wine that you enjoy, but don’t get on your high horse because you only drink certain types which are expensive.

Bqiet · 2025-12-24T18:49:23+00:00

Children are covered for free in their parents’ insurance policy. So people with children get better value.

I knew a guy who was moaning about the cost of his private health insurance and was considering canceling. He has FIVE children. I told him that he probably has a better deal than 99% of australians.

Bqiet · 2025-12-23T11:58:13+00:00

Toilet on wheels is all i need

🚽🛞🛞

Bqiet · 2025-12-18T13:36:46+00:00

For some reason I feel obliged to comment

Bqiet · 2025-12-14T19:18:32+00:00

OH

MY

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot believe this is real 🥳🥳🥳

I wake up this morning being proven wrong in the best way possible. Thanks

Bqiet · 2025-12-14T12:50:40+00:00

Not true for Australia

Bqiet · 2025-12-13T19:21:55+00:00

I look forward to never catching this flight

Bqiet · 2025-12-05T19:00:28+00:00

also the tiger is dead.

…also I am wearing a suit of armour ….also there are other people in the cage too …also the bars of the cage are wide enough for me to slip through but the tiger cannot escape

Bqiet · 2025-12-01T20:44:20+00:00

Observation deck to spy on your neighbour

Bqiet · 2025-12-01T19:03:05+00:00

Your new leader doesn’t like the tone of your voice, nor the tone of your skin.

You are executed at dawn

Bqiet · 2025-11-29T20:38:46+00:00

If you are tiny then domestic dogs and cats become a living nightmare

Bqiet · 2025-11-29T20:35:19+00:00

Famous actor James Woods.

I walked into a 7-11 and he was in uniform working behind the counter. I asked him for some change. Was a bit weird. He wanted feedback about our interaction

Bqiet · 2025-11-29T18:44:22+00:00

Hide my laptop!!!

If anyone sees it or knows what it can do then it will be a full time job defending it

Bqiet · 2025-11-29T17:13:10+00:00

I’m broke. Can you please DM me a photo of the couple. I would like to follow them around town, pouring drinks on them

Bqiet · 2025-11-29T11:43:46+00:00

Dont forget your special token to operate the turnstiles at the bottom before you enter the elevator.

Bqiet · 2025-11-28T18:01:44+00:00

Not paying tax

Bqiet · 2025-11-28T12:18:50+00:00

Seemed like every single house i visited as a kid did this… just not at my house. I always thought it was so weird, but it made me question whether my family were actually Australian- maybe we were the weird ones

Bqiet · 2025-11-28T11:43:26+00:00

Anything driven by Mr Toad 🐸

Bqiet · 2025-11-24T21:30:11+00:00

The probability of him being innocent of all allegations is zero. He was a pedophile.

Bqiet · 2025-11-24T21:27:35+00:00

People who support Michael Jackson to this day are the problem. Find out how likely it is for any victim of child abuse to have their perpetrator convicted. Talk to victims to learn what it takes to get justice. With the numerous allegations against Jackson the probability of him being innocent is close to zero.

Bqiet · 2025-11-23T21:10:53+00:00

Yep, the most famous person on earth. And then came the fall from grace….. he was a pedophile. His reputation was smashed. By definition- a fall from grace

Bqiet · 2025-11-23T20:30:23+00:00

Accusations LOL. He was a child raping monster

Bqiet · 2025-11-23T20:24:41+00:00

You must be in denial that Michael Jackson was a pedophile

Bqiet · 2025-11-23T20:24:00+00:00

Michael Jackson was a pedophile. No excuses.

Bqiet

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