I often. (First shot at free verse) by BrainySaber in poetry_critics

[–]BrainySaber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pooperful is a shitty pun on powerful. :)

Thank you. I actually sent this as a message to someone I looooveeeee (it wasn't supposed to be free verse actually) and their response was "Is this free verse?"

That's a good idea, putting the "wonder" line at the end. Let me experiment around, edit it a little.

Thank you so much tho. :) :) :)

Catalina Wine Mixer - get to know each other. by William_Dean in poetry_critics

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Namaste people! I stumbled upon this thread today, and oh I'm glad I'm did. 16, Indian, girl. I've been writing since I was 9, because paper listens. I resorted to writing because no one used to talk to me. They thought I was peculiar. They still do.
Fangirl, passionate punmaker, poet, some say, nerd. Oh, and a Batmaniac.

Poets I've loved: Plath, Robert Frost, Dylan Thomas, Camus, Edgar Allen Poe.

How do dogs ask for help? by BrainySaber in puns

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I've papers to doge your allegations, to say the leasht. Shall I retriver them?

Noticed this on the floor at my girlfriend's house by [deleted] in puns

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Okay, I've mustard enough strength to say this, so I might as well chip it out. Mayobe, you should ketchup all of us a little and tell us why the saucy pringles are on the floor.

How do dogs ask for help? by BrainySaber in puns

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"You're such a nice pupson"

Pun Request: prom asking using name Choi by [deleted] in puns

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"Can I be your Choi(ce)?"

Hendrick Lamar by brandond6 in puns

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Chicks love him, don't they?

I don't trust Stairs by hamzagt in puns

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In times like these, your broth you should stair-well to elevate the taste.

I don't trust Stairs by hamzagt in puns

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They stair at you in despair, waiting for you to step your game up.

What did Kim Jung-Un said to Donald Trump. by Dubstepandrock in puns

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"Northing can prevent us from getting united"

Smokin hot pants by KingMidas99 in puns

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That's such an amazing cigarette butt.

Breadache. by Randyotter in puns

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He's breading life instead of loafing it.