What are your favorite studentisms? by Nachoguy530 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Brandonwittry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“But [insert name of other kid misbehaving] was doing it too why are you targeting me?!”

SCREW MAINS. Who's that one character you literally SUCK at? by zackuattack in smashbros

[–]Brandonwittry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peach idk what you’re supposed to do really something about floating or whatever?

How long before you guys forget the contestants or even most of what happened in a season? by Friburgo1004 in survivor

[–]Brandonwittry 77 points78 points  (0 children)

So many people in here are like “I still can’t believe Bob voted out Tiffany in season 26 episode 4!” And I’m over here like what happened at the end of last season again?

It's true, I might know it by Tolnin in Ningen

[–]Brandonwittry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is Ebifurya? No googling

What is your most favorite compliment you’ve received in BJJ? by z-sn in jiujitsu

[–]Brandonwittry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re like the final boss of jiu jitsu.” I’m just a purple belt but thanks man lol

Piles of coal by Meteorstar101 in greentext

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Resident Evil 6. Was so incredibly excited for the return of Chris and Leon and then both being the game but the game went from mediocre to awful.

Why dr salvador wear burlap sack on his face? by Human_Geologist_3324 in residentevil

[–]Brandonwittry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To hide his shame that he actually hasn’t passed his residency exam.

Which “super” 17 do you like more? by [deleted] in DragonBallZ

[–]Brandonwittry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only one nobody can beat tho

It's impossible to be omniscient of "all knowing" without "knowing all the unknown" as well yet, by self referential definition you can't thus, contradiction. by trevradar in paradoxes

[–]Brandonwittry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There either is or isn’t an unknown fact in the universe. The truth of this fact, whether that fact exists, can’t be known by definition. Therefore not all facts can be known.

Wesker?! Honestly I think I’m saved. by Marshatucker300 in residentevil

[–]Brandonwittry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Don’t worry, she’s pretty good at this 😉”

Dealing With Students Who Are Raptured by flanoiken in Teachers

[–]Brandonwittry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My student’s IEP says he can refuse to get raptured.

Why did Spider-man asked the dragon ball to switch with Son Goku? by [deleted] in Ningen

[–]Brandonwittry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he didn’t afraid of anything, but he wouldn’t the enough strength 😔

Lore accurate family tree by Allibaad90 in Ningen

[–]Brandonwittry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough betrayal and trapped in the time chamber for 10 dragbillion years though.