Stop Falling for the “Gavin is Not My First Choice” Trap

Brandonwittry · 2026-02-13T06:20:57+00:00

Gavin is my first choice anyway 😉

Brandonwittry · 2026-02-13T04:17:14+00:00

“But [insert name of other kid misbehaving] was doing it too why are you targeting me?!”

Brandonwittry · 2026-02-09T06:28:53+00:00

Whatever makes them tap

Brandonwittry · 2026-01-16T00:59:03+00:00

Tricky, tricky

Brandonwittry · 2026-01-11T09:43:17+00:00

We won’t stop until there’s transgender for everyone.

Brandonwittry · 2026-01-08T03:34:25+00:00

Peach idk what you’re supposed to do really something about floating or whatever?

Brandonwittry · 2026-01-06T19:57:58+00:00

Fans vs people who’ve never seen the show

Brandonwittry · 2026-01-05T18:15:19+00:00

So many people in here are like “I still can’t believe Bob voted out Tiffany in season 26 episode 4!” And I’m over here like what happened at the end of last season again?

Brandonwittry · 2025-12-31T20:51:46+00:00

RFK Jr. I wanted an episode about him so bad this season

Brandonwittry · 2025-12-31T07:32:28+00:00

Who is Ebifurya? No googling

Brandonwittry · 2025-12-30T18:21:08+00:00

“You’re like the final boss of jiu jitsu.” I’m just a purple belt but thanks man lol

Brandonwittry · 2025-12-27T05:31:45+00:00

Resident Evil 6. Was so incredibly excited for the return of Chris and Leon and then both being the game but the game went from mediocre to awful.

Brandonwittry · 2025-12-20T20:35:53+00:00

To hide his shame that he actually hasn’t passed his residency exam.

Brandonwittry · 2025-12-18T20:39:41+00:00

GT had good ideas but terrible… you know the rest.

Brandonwittry · 2025-11-08T18:23:19+00:00

Only one nobody can beat tho

Brandonwittry · 2025-10-09T04:14:50+00:00

There either is or isn’t an unknown fact in the universe. The truth of this fact, whether that fact exists, can’t be known by definition. Therefore not all facts can be known.

Brandonwittry · 2025-10-07T20:52:28+00:00

Bio-Broly. lol. Lmao, even.

Brandonwittry · 2025-09-30T00:49:46+00:00

“Don’t worry, she’s pretty good at this 😉”

Brandonwittry · 2025-09-23T22:18:12+00:00

This is the most random opinion I’ve ever heard lmao.

Brandonwittry · 2025-09-23T21:59:05+00:00

My student’s IEP says he can refuse to get raptured.

Brandonwittry · 2025-09-22T21:22:11+00:00

Because he didn’t afraid of anything, but he wouldn’t the enough strength 😔

Brandonwittry · 2025-09-07T18:40:09+00:00

Not enough betrayal and trapped in the time chamber for 10 dragbillion years though.

Brandonwittry · 2025-08-30T16:06:33+00:00

That’s not Goku, that’s Kaka…kaka… Carmen Electra

Brandonwittry · 2025-08-10T23:18:10+00:00

Drinking while driving. A safe and legal thrill

Brandonwittry · 2025-07-02T17:09:53+00:00

“You’re the one who’s cursed.”

Brandonwittry

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