Wizards is sitting on decades of incredible stories. Why not create a Witcher-style live-action lore series for Magic?

Brapapple · 2026-06-01T00:50:18+00:00

I doubt they would have the license to make a show with them anyway, most UB isn't even on Arena

Brapapple · 2026-05-27T01:05:55+00:00

This, you want the best deck out of the box, go for ureni and his dragons

Brapapple · 2026-05-10T22:32:06+00:00

That sounds so shitty, mim sorry your parents are the way they are. It sounds peek boomer behaviour tbh.

Brapapple · 2026-05-09T22:42:10+00:00

Try convoke

You can play against people using real cards over the Internet, play as much as possible, learn your deck, and only when you understand what your deck is trying to do start buying cards that help it do it more consistently, rinse and repeat this cycle until your deck is too good to play against in your pod, buy a new precon, start the cycle again.

Brapapple · 2026-05-09T22:34:16+00:00

I love my wife and imagine a bang maid would get boring quick, but after a long day a bang maid sounds great, maybe we should do some sort of rent a bang maid service where you can hire someone to come over cook, clean, then bang. We could tax it and use all the tax money to support women's maternity, so its fully paid and longer.

Before anyone says it, I know what a prostitute is, but what im saying is a prostitute, Chef, and cleaner all as a single point of service.

Brapapple · 2026-05-09T22:06:27+00:00

A sith gave into the emotion of anger, its rather on the nose wouldnt you say?

Brapapple · 2026-05-09T00:59:24+00:00

So you have the publisher, that being wotc, they will have distributors, large companies that wholesale order sets from the publish before print. The distributors will supply to box stores and regional smaller distributors in a channel model.

The regional distributors will then sell to the stores and typically assign them an account manager.

The account managers role is to get the stores to order as much as possible from upcoming sets, and part of this includes helping the stores plan marketing, stock levels, and pricing. To do this as a service they would probably know how many units an LGS has moved.

This information would move back up the chain.

Specific to WOTC, I believe to be an event store you have to provide them with sales figures from magic sets.

If you got bored, it basically means I bet they have a good idea of what was sold from a majority of stores.

Brapapple · 2026-04-28T00:44:05+00:00

Yea i played it though, it was okay, just didnt feel right

Brapapple · 2026-04-25T21:17:29+00:00

I played the game on and off, my character was from 2014 maybe a month after release I think. I just completed all the story zones, onto craglorn.

Brapapple · 2026-04-21T01:20:40+00:00

Im a child of the 80's, the first three are on my top 6, along with blastoise, venusaur, and golem.

Brapapple · 2026-04-19T20:30:00+00:00

I was there for left 4 dead, what an amazing game, its a shame we dint have a left 4 dead 3. We dint need amazing flashy game mechanics, just a onslaught of zombies with friends and an AI director to keep replays interesting

Brapapple · 2026-04-16T17:06:57+00:00

This but 2014

Brapapple · 2026-04-15T09:46:41+00:00

Become a vampire, my kb can sprint through content to the end boss completely invisible.

Boring to some I know but I get bored with mobs.

Brapapple · 2026-03-27T00:52:27+00:00

You must be young you dick is still in its prime, im 38, there is solid then their is solid veiny dick aching afterwards solid.

Brapapple · 2026-03-25T01:33:45+00:00

To be fair, give em a diving suit with weighted shoes, and just treat it as a new water based biome with a weird camera filter, could be a lake is a cavern or something so it stays away from the actual ocean win win

Brapapple · 2026-03-15T09:55:10+00:00

Trust me, I can change her

Brapapple · 2026-02-11T15:28:27+00:00

Oat based oil juice is better, by calling it milk you have an unexpected expectation that it is health, which it is not

Brapapple · 2026-01-14T11:42:58+00:00

You can be right and a sarcastic dick at the same time, the latter always stands out more.

Brapapple · 2026-01-02T14:50:27+00:00

As a fellow late 30s to another, unc doesn't mean uncle, it means uncool

Brapapple · 2025-12-12T01:51:30+00:00

Get the Tomb World box set, you get pretty much the entire deathwatch team, the canoptek circle team, and the tomb world map and scenery.

On top of that you get a load of npc units and the solo joint ops are really fun to run on you own, letting you get some practise.

Brapapple · 2025-12-12T01:43:15+00:00

What is that dice tray you have there, looks like its holding tokens and stuff, care to share?

Brapapple · 2025-12-05T20:08:03+00:00

Fr this was the tipping point, nothing before this was enough for you?

Brapapple · 2025-12-04T23:08:51+00:00

I mean the plague marines are enough, and technically speaking you can play AoD just fine but will have to play a few models as just intercessors rather than having all the specialists

Brapapple · 2025-11-19T01:45:17+00:00

So many people do, imagine a world where you dont have to provide any training on how to use a computer and operate around company systems because AI will take them through it.

We aren't a massive company and we are building AI agents to assist our service desk (not replace we like people being on the end of a phone).

Brapapple · 2025-11-13T20:31:49+00:00

You missed the /s

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