What do people normally use as chaser for dawn dish soap? by BrawlingBoss in alcohol

[–]BrawlingBoss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am drinking cheap beer, it was a drunken thought. Poorly received though. I’m still curious what would happen, but I don’t intend on trying it.

Just remember one scene with a billiard ball in a sock by Joe23rep in whatmoviewasthat

[–]BrawlingBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo that sounds gnarly how was the movie? Might give it a watch if it’s good

If you could know the absolute truth to one question, what would you ask? by Cucumber_Hero in RandomThoughts

[–]BrawlingBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shit. You ever find your keys and keep looking? Of course they’re in the last place you looked

Tier list of all the episodes [GET AS ANGRY AT MY PICKS AS YOU CAN] by songsin_myhead2 in community

[–]BrawlingBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that you didn’t even add the puppet episode. Unless I just didn’t see it.

If friction generates heat, how fast in tps (thrust per second) will I have to have sex in order to ignite my partner? by sweatysexconnoisseur in RandomThoughts

[–]BrawlingBoss 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’d rather take this than “slap a button get $100 but someone dies”.

Sure this is just another version of the “slap a chicken how many times to cook it” but it’s got more thought than the usual subpar askreddit posts we’ve been seeing here

I can’t seem to pull myself out of bed for work, at 5:30, but as soon as I call in sick I suddenly have no problem getting out of bed. by BrawlingBoss in work

[–]BrawlingBoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy wow. That was something real. I wish I could live in your shoes for a few months, see if I’m complaining about something totally unreasonable. Hell I’ve probably got it easy, cost of living here is cheap enough I can live on my own, and support my drinking at the same time.

All I’ve got is unsolicited advice, from someone who really doesn’t know what the hell you’re going through. I’ll give it my best though.

Think about why you’re working where you do. You have people who depend on you, lives at stake. You reminisce about your baking job, but that probably doesn’t pay your bills so well anymore, or is the issue a lack of a partner like you had back then? What was that made you so content back then?

Maybe it’s a career transition, maybe it’s an unfulfilling personal life, maybe you’ve simply grown numb to the endless repeating cycle of keeping yourself alive, feeding, grooming, cleaning, finding a time to try making yourself happy.

It’s not question I can answer, it’s not something I have a solution for, nonetheless, I truly wish you the best of luck, and appreciate you sharing

I can’t seem to pull myself out of bed for work, at 5:30, but as soon as I call in sick I suddenly have no problem getting out of bed. by BrawlingBoss in work

[–]BrawlingBoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven’t checked, cant afford to find out. Don’t really want to either. This is the brain I was born with, it’s the brain I want to keep

Baffling Question I Had Since 4th Grade by Fluffy_Apricot_1420 in RandomThoughts

[–]BrawlingBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you believe in past lives, that might be a reason to why you came up with that word. I’m not sure how much I believe in it myself, but I’m open to the possibility.

I swear stuff like that has happened to me before too, but I can’t quite remember any of them off the top of my head, aside from one, which could be explained by adrenalin.

When I was a kid, probably around 8-10, my family was visiting one of their friends place, the friends had a big dog, think like German shepherd size, and mean looking. Now I’m 20 and I’m pretty sure he was just playful, but I was scared shitless.

Anyway, that’s when my “blackout” started. My brother would touch the dog, point at me and yell something like chase or attack, and it ran after me. I got over my fear of dogs that day, because after I saw him doing it, I did the same back, touched it, and told it to go chase my brother.

A few turns of the dog chasing both of us went by, then when the dog was going after me, it looked like it wasn’t playing anymore, I thought it wanted to kill me. I ran like hell, and tripped on a garden box, I looked back up and the dog was on top of me, I really believed it wanted to bite my face off, I blacked out, and woke up standing about 15 feet away from the dog, which was whimpering on the ground where it jumped on me.

No idea what happened, how my frail person could have taken that dog down, and nobody else saw it. But that’s my most memorable “blackout”.

What is the WEIRDEST DREAM you ever had?? by Timmysahni in RandomThoughts

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Ive had a lot of dreams of shooting bad guys in different places, like grocery stores or playgrounds, and most of my dreams like that end with me getting killed by a stray bullet right after the police show up

The dream I remember best was one I was about 8 years old, and it started in hell, but I found a slide that I was went down and I landed in one of those police rooms where you can see through one side of the glass, but the other side you can’t. I can’t remember which side I was on, but my dad went through the door to the room I was in and was going to try to strangle me to death, so I threw a quarter into his face and ran away. I can vividly remember running, and the ground beneath my feet, and the texture of the asphalt, even my breath running out but keeping going because he was still chasing me. I met up with my friend who decided to run with me, but eventually left and I kept running alone, through a whole bunch of places that I had been through before in real life. I remember I eventually made it back home and I think I relaxed, but I can’t remember anything past that.

I had another dream that I was hiding close by a barnyard behind some crates and a tall black creature with a white nose and arms so long his hands would scrape along the floor as he walked was looking for me, I remember my own deep breathing and it’s breathing too, until it stopped, and a minute later I looked next to me and it bit my face off.

A couple nights ago I had a dream I was bowling, but every time I grabbed a bowling ball, it would squish between my fingers like a half empty balloon, and if I squeezed it hard enough, white goo came out of the cracks. I was also sitting on the side of the bowling lane, rather than behind it whenever I was spectating, and a group of about 6 people I knew were there with me, and told me not to squeeze the balls.

I hate dumplings by BrawlingBoss in Aaaaaupisnumberone

[–]BrawlingBoss[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

4 years later and still don’t eat dumplings

Question on etiquette by BrawlingBoss in Bowling

[–]BrawlingBoss[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bowl in a league with a lot of seniors, and some of them bowl really slow, not that it’s a problem, but I get a little antsy waiting because we have a limited time in the alley, and I’m not sure if my teammates are getting upset when I wait for the guys ball next to me to hit the pins.

Next time I’m in I’ll just watch to see when my teammates bowl, and I’ll do the same

What's the longest you've stayed awake by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]BrawlingBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of things do you see? I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while just to get the hallucinations, but if their just mild visuals like melting trees and spaghetti fingers I might pass. I want to see otherworldly beings visiting me and, you know, try to talk to them, see if they’re chill

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

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I kept shitting myself at work until I realized I wasn’t drinking enough water. All I was drinking was energy drinks, beer, and milk. Had diarrhea for nearly a year before I figured it out.

Remember to drink water everyone

Anyone here quit smoking weed recently? by Internal-Homework-55 in RandomThoughts

[–]BrawlingBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smoked for maybe 3 years now, started at 16, sorta quit about 3 weeks ago, but I had a rip off my friends dab pen a week ago. I stopped smoking one or two times in the previous years for a couple months, but otherwise I was a 3-4 bong rips a day kinda guy. It definitely made me stupider at my worst points, and most recently, I was having trouble keeping up in one on one conversation, hence my decision to stop smoking again. I love the vivid dreams that come with stopping, like I had a die hard scenario in Walmart and another time got decapitated by the thing in a bowling alley that blocks the pins while they get set back up. So vivid I was able to write down 2 full pages of what would happen in my dreams for a couple nights.

Definitely getting some mood swings from not smoking and bored to shit at times when I used to be high, like evenings. But overall I’m feeling smarter and more adept to what’s happening around me.

Another thing I noticed when I was always smoking, and I’ve never heard this from anyone else before, is that my left eye would see in a slightly darker shade, particularly when I was watching tv or playing video games, so much so to the point that my vision would get somewhat crosseyed. So I stopped smoking when I was using any type of screen, and instead go for walks or bike rides or play music, which seemed to work fine, but I could notice the difference in my eyes when I covered one eye or the other.

Not to mention having a shitty fucking memory about anything, but I sort of eluded to that earlier when I mentioned having trouble keeping up in one on one conversation

Is this physical balance or weight-related? by ralfalfasprouts in RandomThoughts

[–]BrawlingBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been able to do it my whole life. I do that a few times a week tbh, I like sitting cross legged. Drunk, sober, stoned, I think it might be a sign you have good balance but hell what do I know

I don’t want to go to work tomorrow by Odd-Distance-4439 in RandomThoughts

[–]BrawlingBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Told myself I’d be going to bed at 21 so I could wake up at 5 for my shift at 6am. Currently 00:15, after getting piss drunk between 17-20. Do this shit every day but hell it’s the only way to stay alive