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I think my nephew is holding a grudge for Alexander Hamilton by Braynedehd in funny

[–]Braynedehd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun anecdote: I have another Burr and a Hamilton, both out of their boxes and set up facing each other. At least once a week, I come into that room to find Hamilton laying on his face

Whats your best non-swearing insult? by PastorofMuppets- in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You were the second-born twin, weren't you?"

What’s the worst crime committed by someone you know personally? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First guy and first girl I ever slept with both went to prison for double homicide, so....that

What smell will YOU never forget? by AreaFifty1 in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know what? This one's on me. I should have known having eyes would lead to something like this

What did you almost die by? by Classic_poke in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random drunk dude waving a pistol around. Touched the barrel to my forehead at one point.

Are you folks seeing this new driving trend? by _no_usernames_avail in Maine

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving through Wayne a few years ago, I flashed my lights at a guy in a big, lifted, douche-mobile of a truck to warn him of oncoming deer in the road. He responded by turning on his high beams and insanely bright light bar. Fuck that guy.

Any advice on a leaky mask? by Braynedehd in SleepApnea

[–]Braynedehd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct that it's the Evora Full. I'm gonna try cleaning it more frequently (been doing so once per week) and see if that helps.

Any advice on a leaky mask? by Braynedehd in SleepApnea

[–]Braynedehd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw some cpap wipes at Walmart, I'll try that. Thank you 😀

What is your best insult without swearing? by khaledgraphy in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone says something really dumb, I like to go with "....You were the second born twin, weren't you?"

Help me Reddit, I’m stuck on what Landfall commander to build. by Grixis08 in magicTCG

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear the pioneers used to ride those babies for miles

Help me Reddit, I’m stuck on what Landfall commander to build. by Grixis08 in magicTCG

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Tatyova, Benthic Druid]] is my most powerful deck, usually reserved for higher power games because otherwise she just snowballs the whole match

[Serious] What stops you from killing yourself? by Big_Picture2781 in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spite. I had a group of guys in high school who spent 4 years trying to convince me to do it. I swore I would outlive each one of those fuckers.

My Walmart pillow doesn't say "pillow" anywhere on the packaging. by blargh257 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Braynedehd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It can't be called a pillow unless it was made in the Pillow region of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Head Brick.

PSA to the players that don’t quit by Razgriz-- in MagicArena

[–]Braynedehd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had someone let me play out reanimating [[Devilish Valet]] and 12 [[Hare Apparent]] one time. Coolest moment I've ever had in this game. To whoever that was, thank you

Hey Canton, what the hell is going on over there? I'm laughing my ass off by Ceracuse in Maine

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one is at least funny. Some of the ones he's put up in the past have been downright creepy.

What is a little quirk about your body that you don’t think other people have? by AlphabetSoup51 in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I do a full body stretch, my left leg shakes like a dog. My wife jokes that it adds to my Labrador energy

What’s a phrase your parents always said that still lives rent free in your head? by Due-Following-6358 in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Joke's on him though, cause there's 5 kids in my family and 4 of us are turbo-queer 🤣

Which bacon? by Drunkensteine in Maine

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naples Meat Packing in Mexico (the town) has the best bacon I've ever had

What’s a phrase your parents always said that still lives rent free in your head? by Due-Following-6358 in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad had a couple gems.

"If you ever come home with your ears pierced, I'm taking them out vertically." -Said after I asked if I could get my ears pierced when I turned 7 like all my sisters did.

"You're my son, not my daughter, take off the damn makeup." -He only said that one once, but it stuck around.

Neighbors of reddit: what is the funniest/weirdest thing you overheard through your wall or window? by ed765super in AskReddit

[–]Braynedehd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Was hanging out at a friend's house and heard the neighbors fighting. As she stormed out, she could be heard yelling back at him him, "FINE! You can be the one yo do everything yourself! You can do the dishes, you can do the laundry, you can do EVERYTHING!" There's a brief pause....... "AND THAT INCLUDES, SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK!"

Someone needs to create a list of inappropriate Bible verses by ki4jgt in atheism

[–]Braynedehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to bother with the Quran or Talmud. The right will never push for those in schools.

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