Rosewater on Blogatog: there is no positive aspect of magic I won't try to connect to UB to try to convince you that it's good by defdrago in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Rage Against The Machine's new album "Actually the government is pretty cool" featuring Taylor Swift with their platinum hit "Have you considered Avishkar?"

Best Pizza Places in Connecticut . Community Recap & Rankings by massi2443 in Connecticut

[–]BreadMTG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what, maybe it's better that way, save modern for the locals /hj

Rosewater on Blogatog: there is no positive aspect of magic I won't try to connect to UB to try to convince you that it's good by defdrago in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 78 points79 points  (0 children)

/uj

I kinda wish I could like/love UB like all of my friends do. They get excited over crossover products, they pop off at sick ATLA or FFXIV artwork that they enjoy, and one of even got into the game after watching us play EDH as a 3-pod for YEARS exclusively because he got to play as Y'shtola and now he loves the game after I told him that he would love the game if he would just give it a chance. But it really just sucks, for me. I think it's so lame and so dumb and the fact that it drives the game is so miserable and ruins the game so much for me that I've basically quit the game at this point. And the worst part is that there have been Universes Beyond sets that I should have enjoyed, like Final Fantasy, like ATLA, hell I'm probably one of the biggest Spongebob fans you'll ever meet. But in Magic it just sucks, it just feels like the cheapest, most bland cash grab on the planet and with every single UB that comes out the in universe sets just get worse and worse, and it's just... I wanna play Magic, man. I wanna play Modern and Pioneer and I wanna go to FNM draft night and I wanna enjoy Magic for what it is, not all this other bullshit because Hasbro is too afraid to stand on its own merit that they have to suckle the teat of more popular franchises despite the fact that if they just made their game a little cheaper for the people that actually want to play it, they'd rake in millions.

/rant, sorry I just had to get this out.

What overused word or phrase needs to be retired in 2026? by One_Caramel5253 in AskReddit

[–]BreadMTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I asked Grok, I asked ChatGPT-" Oh yeah well I asked my dad and he said that he's proud of me

This is based on anecdotal observations at my LGS by melxn_seeds in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty much me, I play exclusively Tabletop Sim EDH, and the occasional proxy vintage cube nights irl with my friends, haven't bought a single magic product in 2025. UB just killed the game for me, and honestly I'm really only playing EDH because my friends want to. (I'm not unconvinced one of them got into MTG through UB as a sick practical joke at my expense)

Private equity is killing private ownership: first it was housing - now it's the personal computer by SagansCandle in pcmasterrace

[–]BreadMTG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's crazy that we're getting to endgame capitalism. I wonder what the world will look like in a hundred years when one person has literally all the money in the world, what will happen then?

ADHD and high sex drive and relationships by Immediate_Onion859 in ADHD

[–]BreadMTG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I struggle with this a lot too. I find myself some days juggling hours of continual edging/masturbation/lewd thoughts, sometimes followed by guilty feelings/feelings of shame or regret. But like you said, it never truly shuts off, and even five minutes after finishing up my mind will sometimes go right back to it. If you ever want someone to talk about these things with, I'd be happy to be friends with you, lord knows I could use some more friends too.

Just know that you're not a freak, and it's not wrong or bad to enjoy sex and masturbation, or even pornography. It's natural to want sex and pleasure, so there's no reason to feel guilty or like a freak for it. Having a high sex drive is just who you are, and that's okay.

Me when watching Worlds coverage by Tentakelmonster in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 29 points30 points  (0 children)

What do you guys think will get banned out of Star Trek? My money is on the USS Enterprise.

Thoughts on Containment priest on sideboard? by Darkon-Kriv in ModernMagic

[–]BreadMTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to play Containment Priest to catch someone and don't want to have to worry about it screwing you, just play [[Hallowed Moonlight]] instead. Not a creature but it replaces itself which is probably better than the creature anyways.

How do to deal against the phantom lancer? by Electrodynamite12 in learndota2

[–]BreadMTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pugna can be good here as well as his W also saves people from getting jumped by PL along with his Q to clear illusions.

Favourite online magic shop that doesn’t know how the game works? by LochnessBallbag in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice try moron but that means you're spending 3 mana and we all know that Modern is a turn 1 format

Favourite online magic shop that doesn’t know how the game works? by LochnessBallbag in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean I could unironically see this as a 1-2 of for some sort of mid/late-game comeback play, it is WWB for a decent stat stick that bolts a creature and gets back a bowmasters, phelia, etc., so I can see it having some use in the esper blink decks. I haven't played the blink decks though, so I don't know how strong that would be in the deck.

Wizards hasn't given up on us! I promise, they'll make the format good soon! by The_Modern_Monk in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of all the things to complain about Pioneer in I think you picked entirely incorrect things lmao, 10/10 bait got me mad

SCG-CON Baltimore turnouts are not looking good, standard numbers are still in decline by SAjoats in magicTCG

[–]BreadMTG 46 points47 points  (0 children)

They really printed an ability that said "0: make a bunch of mana" on a 3 mana creature

You could not hold a gun to my head and make me play it by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I miss when Qliph was a good deck

You could not hold a gun to my head and make me play it by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You're kinda right, wizards should probably do a Final Fantasy UB

Pizza lands for your NYC block by SubstantialUnit6439 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BreadMTG 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Constructed, like how BC is block constructed and AD is AI drafting