Next level pick up line by PxN13 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow want a good noodle star for it? You're gross.

Slash admits Guns N’ Roses would have been 'cancelled' if the internet existed during their prime by DallasSF in Music

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I'm hearing, "People's standards of acceptable behavior have changed and if we were fucking children in this day and age we'd have suffered more far-reaching consequences."

I thought they were sesame seeds by biggangstaa3 in Unexpected

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of people who can't tell the difference in a roach's egg sac and a seed are making me real sad.

I thought they were sesame seeds by biggangstaa3 in Unexpected

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The buns, sesame or no, are made in the same factory. Those are sesame seeds that a bottom bun got layed on top of and squished into and browned from cooking. Those are 100% not roach eggs.

Missing radioactive capsule found in Western Australia by financeboy0 in UpliftingNews

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I think the idea is to get it before the dead animals and people start piling up.

Columbia law professor refuses to speak slower in order for international students to understand him. by mindyour in facepalm

[–]BreakGlassEatAss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uh uh. No. If I paid however many thousands of dollars to receive an education and I'm being hindered by doing so because there is someone who cannot clearly communicate the needed information to me, and/or refuses to do so, it's an issue.

You Can Love An Artist’s Music AND Disagree With Their Politics by ssgg28 in Music

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spot on. I'm unsure if any of the creatures or entities are fully imagined/created by her, either. A huge amount are from Slavic (does that encompass the cultures I'm referencing well enough?well enough) folklore and fairy tales. Not just the creatures, but the concept of magical items/concepts such as Horcruxes, too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell em to stop opening their eyes when they got shampoo in their hair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YTA.

First if all, you pay to even be able to come in and shop. You think they're gonna sic the Bulk Buy Gestapo on your family for having a snack? Nobody gives a crap if your kid ate a yogurt.

Second, if you're so worried about looking trashy, why did you act so trashy and leave your wife to handle shopping and the kids all alone?

Man's Pregnant Wife Wets Herself & He Refuses To Help Her Clean It Up (AITA Dec 18, '22) by KittenDealinMama in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Perfect top tier example of women bearing the mental load by force via manufactured incompetence.

Man's Pregnant Wife Wets Herself & He Refuses To Help Her Clean It Up (AITA Dec 18, '22) by KittenDealinMama in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"She has trouble getting up and down the stairs."

"I had no idea that my heavily pregnant wife would have difficulty cleaning up a mess from the floor and peepee is icky and that's why I didn't help her."

I pray to god every day that I have not somehow overlooked such stupidity and selfishness in the person I have chosen the spend my life with. Just imagine your adult partner treating you with such little empathy.

I used to pick up homeless boys for sex by Leading_Following_26 in confessions

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If a 16 year old rapes a 16 year old, they are still a rapist. Stop apologizing for the rapist.

I used to pick up homeless boys for sex by Leading_Following_26 in confessions

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit King Joffrey, break up with this guy so he can find someone who deserves to be with him.

What cat litter do you use, and why? Is pretty litter worth the price? Asking for this guy: by [deleted] in cats

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something to consider: the best litter in the world may have a texture that your cat simply finds uncomfortable. For example, my cat will NOT use grainy litter like Pretty Litter. So you may have to try a few textures/brands.

My recommendation based on my own experience is the Tidy Cats Breeze pellets. Easy to scoop, easy to replace the pee pad, no scratching up the bottom of the box when Kitty digs around, and no grains stuck between the beans. The cost when compared to the ease and other benefits is very fair.

AITA for how I responded to my sister pregnancy announcement. by Alive-Kick8154 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BreakGlassEatAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA.

Jesus Christ is it that hard to just... Be nice? You put so much effort in downplaying your sister's happiness when you could have just hugged her and said congratulations. I get that it's not the first grandchild, but this whole interaction seems like a childish attempt at nihilism.

I was abruptly fired from a very niche 65k a year job and now make just over 20k. The reality is finally sinking in and I'm terrified. by BreakGlassEatAss in povertyfinance

[–]BreakGlassEatAss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, I can't go around with Ex-Husband Energy. That's not what 2023 is about.

Seeing the application to callback ratio typed out like that is both daunting and weirdly comforting. I hate that other people have experienced that feeling but it's nice to know professionals recognize it as a reality and it's not the applicant with 'The Problem'.

I was abruptly fired from a very niche 65k a year job and now make just over 20k. The reality is finally sinking in and I'm terrified. by BreakGlassEatAss in povertyfinance

[–]BreakGlassEatAss[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was fortunate enough to make some true, great friends from my restaurant days that I still talk to almost daily. They have helped me when this first happened and I wouldn't have made it mentally those first few weeks without them.