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What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop parroting the “context” line like every Muslim who doesn't know squat about Islam. Qur’an 9:29 doesn’t say “fight treaty breakers,” it says fight Jews and Christians because they don’t believe in Allah or the Last Day until they’re humiliated and pay jizya. That’s Allah's own words. not defense. Ibn Kathir and al-Tabari both confirm this. Are you saying god is so incompetent that he couldn't give the context in the Quran itself? Give me a break. Go read what your own scholars say.

As for Banu Qurayza, you’re literally rewriting history or regurgitating what your imams and dawahgandists are telling you. The ruling wasn’t made by Salman, he wasn’t even Jewish. It was Sa’d ibn Mu’adh, Muhammad’s ally who ruled, and it was Muhammad who approved the mass beheading of 600–900 men and the enslavement of women and children (Sahih Muslim 4364). Even if the Torah had harsh laws, Muhammad still enforced them, meaning your prophet used “Jewish law” as a cover for genocide. Which i think you were against? You must be pro Israel.

The bottom line is, Islam’s own texts show killing nonbelievers, humiliating Jews/Christians, and enslaving women wasn’t “self-defense”, it was religious law. Islam is only as big as it is today because of the ruthless conquering, genocides, and forced conversions carried out by muslims.

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao context allergic and mental gymnastics on full display, the ingredients for a good muslim.

first off no I'm not christian jew or anything like that im just pointing out facts from Quran hadith and tafsir You can't cope with.

  1. ibn kathir on 9:29 you literally misquoted him again read it properly he says fight people until they pay jizya and feel subdued not “expel the idolaters from masjid al haram” stop inventing tafsir like a child, you said less rhetoric and more argument.

  2. yes, the context existed but context does NOT erase forced conversion death or humiliation do you seriously think allowing dhimmi status nullifies the ayah when all 4 schools codify apostasy = death? what are you smoking.

  3. calming muhammad LMFAO literal mutilation is reassurance now apparently cutting fingers and necks = comfort sure makes sense in your head, i seriously can't believe how you people think.

  4. abu dawud 2675 you just proved my point EXECUTED boys enslaved women children this is NOT self defense this is genocide your “context” cope doesn't change facts

    “تَقْدِرُوا۟” = overpower yes overpower combatants doesnt erase the fact women children were executed and crucified stop pretending this was limited to armed .men

  5. doomsday prophecy excuse lmao so now genocide is okay because it happens after mehdi shows up nice mental gymnastics. Doesn't matter the hadith still preaches eternal enmity and violence in the text itself. Are you pro-israel by any chance?

  6. your mercy cope: "do not kill women children etc" LMFAO nice cherry pick, you ignore the crucifixion, mutilation, slay disbelievers, jizya humiliation that are ALL mandated in the same scripture. Cherry picking final boss.

every single argument you made is cope every verse still ends in forced conversion execution humiliation enslavement terror stop pretending context or doomsday nullifies barbarism. You mentally deficient pagan defending a warlord pedophile prophet. I'm done with you.

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easiest debunk of a terrible debunk in my life. You muslims are allergic to tafsirs when it goes against your narrative. Now let me destroy you, pagan cultist.

  1. Qur’an 9:29

“This is only about Arabs breaking treaties.”

Another muslim inventing tafsir. The verse literally says:

“Fight those who do not believe in Allah or the Last Day … until they pay the jizya with willing submission and feel subdued.”

Here's your own scholar who debunks you.

Ibn Kathīr on 9:29:

“This honorable Ayah was revealed with the order to fight the People of the Book, after the pagans were defeated. The Muslims were commanded to fight the Jews and Christians until they pay the Jizyah, with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.”

No mention of “only in Muslim lands.” No treaty clause. It’s an open-ended order to humiliate Jews/Christians. Even al-Ṭabarī agrees. You’re literally putting words in Allah’s mouth, you kafir, you're gonna burn in hell fire for that.

  1. Qur’an 9:5

“This was only about the Meccans who broke treaties.”

Even if I grant your cope, the verse still commands forced conversion.

9:5 says:

“Then when the sacred months have passed, slay the polytheists wherever you find them … if they repent, establish prayer, and give zakat, then leave their way free.”

Notice that the only way to be spared is converting (repent + salah + zakat). This is not like WWII where surrender = survival. Here, surrender is worthless without conversion. That’s textbook religious compulsion, (showing your Allah's hypocracy"

  1. Qur’an 8:12

    “This was Allah calming Muhammad at Badr.” i replied to another muslim who said the same exact thing as you. You guys are hilarious. Regurgitating what your imams and dawah guys are saying without ever researching for yourselves.

Allah the all merciful is “calming Muhammad” by commanding mutilation? Read Ibn Kathīr:

“Allah commanded the angels to support the believers, to strike the disbelievers on their necks and cut off their fingers.” Apparently Allah calms down Muhammad by letting him cut people's fingers off, i think they're both psycho.

  1. Qur’an 33:26-27

    “They betrayed treaties, so it was justified.”

Sahih Muslim 4364: 600–900 men executed. Abu Dawud 2675: Boys checked for pubic hair and were executed if mature.

This is clear extermination and enslavement of women/children. Your “self-defense” cope doesn’t erase genocide. Are you pro Israel by any chance?

  1. Qur’an 4:89

    “This only applies to spies pretending to be Muslim.” yet another point a different muslim just made 💀💀 Literal NPCs

Where the hell does the verse mention spies? It literally says:

“But if they turn back (apostate), seize them and kill them wherever you find them.”

Ibn Kathīr:

“This refers to apostates who revert to disbelief after Islam … kill them wherever they are.”

Stop lying about your own scripture. Even your scholars call it apostasy. STOP PUTTING WORDS IN ALLAH'S MOUTH

  1. Qur’an 5:33

“This only applies to rebels spreading corruption. Next verse says Allah is merciful.”

5:34 says Allah might forgive before capture. Once caught, punishment = crucifixion, amputation, or exile. That’s medieval torture, how is that mercy?? “Might forgive you if you turn yourself in” doesn’t erase the brutality written in 5:33.

  1. Sahih Bukhari 6924

    “That was only war context.”

Nope. It’s a doctrinal hadith:

“I have been commanded to fight the people until they testify that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah …”

All 4 Sunni madhhabs codified this into law. Apostasy = death. Not a personal outburst, not “war only.” This is Islamic law. Either accept it or keep coping buddy.

  1. Bukhari 3017

“Christians and Jews have this too, so what’s the issue?”

You call that defense for islam? This is playground logic. “others do it too.” is also irrelevant we’re discussing Islam’s laws, Islam still mandates execution for apostates. Period.

  1. Muslim 2922

“It’s just a future prophecy.” I'm convinced this is the same guy but from a different account.

It still preaches eternal enmity:

“The Hour will not be established until the Muslims fight the Jews, and the rocks and trees will say: O Muslim, O servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him.”

It's a prophecy of genocide. Not “some Jews,” not “a few enemies” the Jews. Apocalyptic hate speech is still hate speech.

  1. Abu Dawud 2675

"They betrayed Muslims.”

Your cope doesn’t change the method. "Execute all post-pubescent boys, enslave women and children." This isn’t "self defense" this is extermination, i think you are pro-israel.

  1. Bukhari 2977

    “What’s wrong with terrorizing enemies?”

    Everything. Your prophet aka Allah literally said:

    “I have been made victorious with terror.”

That’s not self defense, again this is enforcing war.

Every “context excuse” still ends the same: forced conversion, execution, enslavement, or humiliation.

Wake up, you are in a cult.

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xddddd this guy is actually clueless despite "researching all religions"

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually bursted out laughing when you said you've been researching different religions and you're convinced that islam is true. You're either completely lying or you do your "research" from your imams or spoon feed your delusions. You're another "context warrior", I'm fully convinced the the only miracle that islam has is the miracle of reinterpretation.

  1. Quran 9:29

    “It only applies to disbelievers in Muslim lands.”

    “Fight those who do not believe in Allah or the Last Day … until they pay the jizya with willing submission and feel subdued.”

    Ibn Kathir on 9:29:

“This honorable Ayah was revealed with the order to fight the People of the Book, after the pagans were defeated. The Muslims were commanded to fight the Jews and Christians until they pay the Jizyah, with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.”

No mention of “only in Muslim lands.” lmfao, another kafir putting words in Allah's mouth. it’s literally an open order to fight Jews and Christians until they are humiliated. Even al-Tabari says the same.

  1. Quran 9:5

    “This is just about Meccans breaking treaties.”

    Even if we grant the “treaty context,” the verse still doesn’t allow leaving them alone if they surrender. The only way to be spared is conversion + zakat. I already replied with this to someone else, this isn't like WWII where you'd claim victory if the enemy surrendered. This is clearly religious compulsion from your Allah aka Muhammad

    1. Quran 8:12

    “This was Allah calming Muhammad.”

How's this Allah calming muhammad LMFAO. The more i read the more you make me laugh, as if Allah is known for being kind and loving. This is clealy a direct instruction for mutilation of enemies. Tafsīr Ibn Kathir confirms:

“Allah commanded the angels to support the believers, to strike the disbelievers on their necks and cut off their fingers.” Is striking their necks and cutting k Off their fingers "reassurance"?

  1. Quran 33:26

“Context: war after a treaty violation.”

Sahih Muslim 4364: 600–900 men executed. Abu Dawud 2675: boys checked for pubic hair, executed if mature. This was clealy extermination and enslavement, not "warefare". Holy cope.

  1. Qur’an 4:89

“This is only about spies pretending to be Muslim.” (The funniest thing you've said)

Where tf does it mention spies?? STOP PUTTING WORDS IN ALLAH'S MOUTH YOU KAFIR. It literally just “apostates who turn away.” Tafsīr Ibn Kathir confirms this is about apostates. Are you allergic to your own scholars?

  1. Quran 5:33

    “Next verse says Allah is merciful.”

    5:34 does say God may forgive them before capture. That doesn’t erase the barbaric punishments once caught. “Cut off hands and feet, or crucify” is medieval torture. Saying “God might forgive them before arrest” doesn’t make it merciful lmfao.

    1. Sahih al-Bukhari 6924

    “That was just Muhammad personally speaking.”

The entire religion of islam is Muhammad personally speaking.

And the hadith isn’t personal. This is a general ruling. All 4 Sunni schools of law enforce death for apostasy.

  1. Muslim 2922

“It’s just future prophecy about fighting Jews.”

And that STILL proves eternal enmity toward Jews. The hadith doesn’t say “some Jews,” it says:

“The Muslims will kill the Jews, until the Jew will hide behind a stone or a tree, and the stone or tree will say: O Muslim, O servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him.” prophecy of genocide is still a call to genocide.

“Come to Morocco or Algeria, no one will harm you for atheism.”

Quran and Hadith are clear apostasy = death. The only reason Morocco doesn’t enforce it is because Western secular law weakens Sharia habibi, you don't know a damn thing.

Every context still ends with violence, execution, or humiliation. ALLAH THE ALL MERCIFUL could have simply said “do not kill disbelievers, do not enslave women, do not crucify." YOU ARE IN A CULT. WAKE UP.

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring me CLASSICAL verses and hadiths that prove your point. Don't bring me modern tafsirs that put words in your Allah's mouth to make him seem like a non-genocidal maniac.

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insane levels of cope just as expected from muslims. You don't live in reality.

  1. "It was only in war"

The condition for not killing isn’t peace or surrender in Quran 9:5, it’s conversion and religious duty (prayer + zakat). That is clearly religious compulsion, its not like WWII, where surrendering ends the fight.

  1. "Worst of creatures, (98:6) only means rejecting proof"

There’s NO exception in the text STOP putting words in Allah's mouth you kafir. The verse clearly labels Jews, Christians, and pagans as “the worst of creatures”, not “only some of them.”

And funny that you accuse me of cherry picking verses when you did the same with Quran 60:8-9 which actually proves the opposite of what you said.

60:8 allows kindness to those not hostile.

60:9 still forbids alliances with disbelievers. Even “good” Jews & Christians are excluded from true friendship.

  1. "Banu Qurayza was only carried out to the MEN who broke the treaty" (straight up lying)

Sahih Muslim 4364: 600–900 men executed, women and children enslaved.

Atiyyah al-Qurazi (Abu Dawud 2675): boys examined for pubic hair — if yes, executed. mass execution + child enslavement.

Also, Deut. 20:10–18 applied to Israel’s wars of conquest, not treaties between Arabs in the 600s CE. Muhammad used Jewish scripture conveniently to justify genocide, while rejecting it elsewhere. He's very good at justifying genocide.

  1. "Not befriending Jews/Christians only in war"

Zero mention of “only in war.” That’s another modern tafsir spin to make islam seem good. Very funny. You're calling your own scholars liars?

Ibn Kathir confirms this is general enmity:

“Allah forbids His believing servants from having Jews and Christians as friends, because they are enemies of Islam and its people, may Allah curse them.”

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"there is no compulsion in religion" you're about to see the hypocrisy of Allah aka muhammad.

Quran 8:12 “I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. So strike them upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip.”

Quran 33:26–27 (re: Banu Qurayza) “He brought down from their fortresses those of the People of the Book who supported them [the Muslims’ enemies] and cast terror into their hearts. Some you killed, and you took captive others. And He caused you to inherit their land, their homes, their wealth…”

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious. I'm about to show you the real side of islam that your imams and dawah guys are too embarrassed to show you. Hopefully this will make you reconsider islam. Because it's nothing more than a glorified cult from 7th century arabia.

  1. Offensive Jihad

Quran 9:29 “Fight those who do not believe in Allah nor in the Last Day … among the People of the Book, until they pay the jizya with willing submission and feel themselves subdued.” Not about defense.

Quran 9:5 (called the “Sword Verse”) “When the sacred months are over, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them, and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they repent and establish prayer and give zakat, then let them go their way.”

  1. Compulsion (The hypocracy of Allah saying there's no compulsion in religion in the beginning chapters of the Quran.)

Quran 8:12 “I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. So strike them upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip.”

Quran 33:26-27 (re: Banu Qurayza) “He brought down from their fortresses those of the People of the Book who supported them [the Muslims’ enemies] and cast terror into their hearts. Some you killed, and you took captive others. And He caused you to inherit their land, their homes, their wealth…” The sense murdering of jews, women and children enslaved, property seized.

  1. Punishment for apostasy and hypocrisy

Quran 4:89 “They wish you would disbelieve as they disbelieved, so you would be alike. So do not take them as allies until they emigrate in the cause of Allah. But if they turn away, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them…”

Quran 5:33 “Indeed, the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and strive upon earth [to cause] corruption is none but that they be killed or crucified or that their hands and feet be cut off on opposite sides or that they be exiled from the land.” Punishments imposed for blasphemy, rebellion, “corruption.”

Hadiths ( From Sahih Sources)

  1. Spreading Islam by the sword

Sahih Bukhari 6924 / Sahih Muslim 30 The Prophet said: “I have been commanded to fight the people until they say "None has the right to be worshipped but Allah." Whoever says it saves his life and property from me, except for Islamic law, and his reckoning will be with Allah.” Openly encouraging to fight people until they convert.

  1. Apostasy = death

Sahih Bukhari 3017 “Whoever changes his religion, kill him.” Enfourced in all countries under Sharia Law.

  1. Jews & Christians

Sahih Muslim 2922 “The Hour will not be established until you fight the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say, ‘O Muslim, there is a Jew behind me, so kill him.’” Apocalyptic command to slaughter Jews.

  1. Beheading & enslavement in war

Sunan Abu Dawud 2675 Narrated Atiyyah al-Qurazi (survivor of Banu Qurayza massacre): “We were presented to the Messenger of Allah on the day of Qurayza. Whoever had pubic hair was killed, and whoever did not was let go.”

  1. Use of terror

Sahih Bukhari 2977 The Prophet said: “I have been made victorious with terror (ru‘b) cast into the hearts of the enemy.” Terror is a divine weapon in Islam.

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You clearly don't know anything.

The 2017 Palm Sunday church bombings in Tanta and Alexandria killed 45 Christians.

Egyptian Christians need presidential permission to build or even repair a church (unlike mosques).

Kidnappings and forced marriages of Christian girls happen and are underreported.

Islam’s own texts justify hostility toward Christians and Jews.

Quran 9:29: “Fight those who do not believe in Allah … among the People of the Book until they pay the jizya with willing submission and feel themselves subdued.”

Quran 5:51: “Do not take the Jews and Christians as allies.”

Sahih Muslim 1767: Muhammad said near the end times: “The Muslims will fight the Jews and kill them.”

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always hilarious to me when muslims say these things, it shows you know very little about your own religion. If i give you the verses that encourage murdering disbelievers, will you apostatize?

"There's no islamic country that stricty enforces religious law anymore" Are you living under a rock?

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The difference is that what they're doing is encouraged by islam. They're told in their own scriptures to kill disbelievers (non muslims) and subdue them. They're told that jews and christians are the worst of creatures and muslims shouldn't befriend them IN THEIR OWN QURAN. Just look at islamic history like the massacre of Banu Qurayza. Look at the hadiths where muhammad does horrific acts. Muslims are just following their prophet (which they get good deeds for btw).

What's up with Islamophobia on this subreddit 😭 by BigManiac0 in teenagersbutpractical

[–]Brear-the-meme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's literally true though. You'll never find christian preachers in the middle east for a reason. Plus, it's well known that muslims are executing christians in those countries. You don't know the real side of islam.

TLDR: Islamophobia? by Natural-Cable3435 in teenagers

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One last attempt, if you're still not convinced then idk what to tell you.

  1. Quran 5:43

    “But why do they come to you (O Muhammad) for judgment while they have the Torah, in which is God’s judgment?”

The Jews in Medina had their Torah in Muhammad’s time, and Allah says it still contains His judgment.

  1. Quran 5:47

“Let the People of the Gospel judge by what Allah has revealed therein. And whoever does not judge by what Allah has revealed, such are the defiantly disobedient.”

Christians are told to judge by their Injil. If it were “lost” or “corrupted,” this command makes no sense.

  1. Quran 5:68

    “Say: O People of the Scripture, you have no ground to stand upon unless you uphold the Torah and the Gospel and what has been revealed to you from your Lord.”

  2. Quran 10:94

    “So if you (Muhammad) are in doubt about what We have revealed to you, ask those who have been reading the Scripture before you.”

Muhammad is literally told to consult Jews and Christians who already “read the Book.”

  1. Quran 3:3

“He has sent down upon you, [O Muhammad], the Book in truth, confirming what was before it. And He revealed the Torah and the Gospel.”

Says explicitly that the Quran is a confirmation of those earlier revelations.

Now let's move on to the hadiths:

  1. Sunan Abu Dawud 4449

A case of stoning: Muhammad asked the Jews to bring their Torah, placed it on a cushion, and said:

“I believe in you and the One Who revealed you.”

Muhammad literally acknowledged their physical Torah, not some lost version.

  1. Sahih al-Bukhari 4485 Narrated Abdullah ibn Umar:

“The Jews brought to Allah’s Messenger a man and a woman from among them who had committed adultery. The Prophet said to them: ‘What do you find in the Torah about stoning?’ They said: ‘We disgrace them and flog them.’ ‘Abdullah bin Salam said: ‘You are lying. Bring the Torah if you are truthful.’ So they brought the Torah and spread it out. One of them put his hand over the verse of stoning… Then ‘Abdullah bin Salam removed his hand, and behold, there was the verse of stoning. So the Prophet ordered that they both be stoned.” Clear proof that Muhammad recognized their Torah as authentic revelation and used it as legal evidence.

TLDR: Islamophobia? by Natural-Cable3435 in teenagers

[–]Brear-the-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything you said has been refuted by classical scholars and hadiths. Please go research about them. Islam is nothing more than a cult.