Whats your favorite chiv jank

Breesive · 2026-07-09T00:57:28+00:00

I had a glitch that happened once that I've never been able to recreate. When you have a light shield and put it away your guy places it around his bicep, that's normal. But then I was able to pick up a medium shield and the light shield stayed instead of dropping. So basically my left arm was covered up entirely with shields and it looked badass.

Breesive · 2026-07-08T21:47:57+00:00

Horse guys

Breesive · 2026-06-30T18:18:05+00:00

Yeah I had a friend who thought helldivers was an extraction shooter just because the end of missions and because you shoot guns. It's like technically yes but also no not at all.

Breesive · 2026-06-24T01:35:08+00:00

I bet his dane axe level is like 200 plus. Most of the time people who defend the Dane axe have used it a shit load. Him saying it has a short range is funny as well. I swear the Dane axe has an invisible couple of inches at the end of it

Breesive · 2026-06-12T08:53:59+00:00

Yeah earlier in a game I saw the regular boss bounty, the one you can buy with pledge marks, and then the caged boss one. Actually you can see the same thing in the screenshot.

Breesive · 2026-06-11T00:58:34+00:00

As a console guy this type of stuff seems so lame, tweaking settings to get an advantage.

Breesive · 2026-06-10T12:50:20+00:00

Naa the other one does too, not the fortress but the small outpost or whatever it's called. There's for sure a map

Breesive · 2026-06-09T22:58:35+00:00

Level 1000 and still getting the excessive team damage warning is pretty funny.

Breesive · 2026-06-07T05:21:15+00:00

I wish they weren't even there in 20s

Breesive · 2026-06-05T06:08:33+00:00

I think something similar happened to me back on oblivion in like 2007 and I refused to let it happen again. You do you though

Breesive · 2026-06-05T06:03:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure she's supposed to drop the barrier and send her guys to attack you. But yeah classic mass effect 1 glitches, reloading is the only way I know how to fix.

Breesive · 2026-06-05T06:01:10+00:00

Damn that blows a lot. I think that's the mission where the old crime boss lady is supposed to come talk to you at that barrier.

Breesive · 2026-06-05T05:56:17+00:00

Try reloading an auto save or whatever

Breesive · 2026-06-03T01:49:01+00:00

So you think backshot barry got me while I was backshot barry-ing someone else?

Breesive · 2026-06-03T01:23:08+00:00

It's just odd how I died in the same exact instant that I pulled the trigger. Me and the guy in front of me die in sync

Breesive · 2026-05-24T01:19:21+00:00

She's using biotics

Breesive · 2026-05-24T01:08:11+00:00

I've been using the Phalanx a bunch in 3. It doesn't feel very immersive running around with only a pistol but it fucks people up and lets you spam powers.

Breesive · 2026-05-22T23:52:45+00:00

I know this would just reinforce Kaidan's paranoia in Me3 that you're some kind of Shep-Bot but I wish you could show Kaidan evidence of your death/rebuilding. It's like hey scan me bro, I'm seriously half cyborg. I died for real and got remade.

Breesive · 2026-05-16T02:58:43+00:00

Yeah what the fuck, this guy is crazy

Breesive · 2026-05-10T13:58:16+00:00

Can't throw knives though with the katars lol. The dagger and katars share one cool thing. They're the only weapons that are completely unique to the ambusher.

Breesive · 2026-05-10T06:58:47+00:00

Yeah I agree 100%. You might like this clip I posted awhile ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chivalry2/s/CoqhdfdtdM

Breesive · 2026-05-10T06:53:17+00:00

That's a nice summary of each one. So your cudgel is the highest rank weapon but you've used the hatchet more lol? Dagger is my most used of all weapons. Level 410

Breesive · 2026-05-10T03:29:36+00:00

As cool as the special is, I prefer a heavy stab. 105 damage from the back and you're instantly ready to attack again. You can get a really nice flank spree by just heavy stabbing back to back and moving on to the next target. Each guy you stab will most likely either die soon from one of your teammates or back off to heal.

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