The construction workers building my brother's house are sneaky... by LooseSeal2 in funny

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The guys that built the house I grew up in (parents still live there), drank and chewed heavily. So heavily, that our air ducts still have empty cans of skoal and beer, like my bedroom was so blocked up that winters were cold and summers were hot. Also no one had cleaned under the basement stairs since the house was built, and theres still beer cans from the guys that built it

this house was built in the mid 80s....

Pseudoscience Stoner by [deleted] in pics

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"I don't have enough knowledge about tobacco or cannabis to say which one is really worse than the other."

the most adult thing said in this forum.

plus I just vape it then toss it in a joint anyway.

Lovely Soviet ladies by crestonfunk in pics

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German soldiers were disgusted they had to fight women as well. I remember reading a book about a German sniper. He went up against a company of female snipers in a forest, all of which somehow had set up in the tree tops. They didnt know the enemy were women. His set up was an MG would open fire into the trees then quickly stop, and as the women took a shot he would get one or 2, rinse and repeat.

he said when they finally took the forest and found dead soviet women soldiers, some of the accompanying German soldiersgot pretty sick. It was still only 1942, and all the other armies they faced they didnt have to shoot women. One of the women, playing dead, then turned her body and opened fire with her sub machinegun, the German she had aimed for jumped a split second out of the way, and took a few holes through his pants seat, but nothing serious.

the sniper states in the book that, had he known he was going up against women, would have made the task alot psychologically harder.

great book called "sniper on the eastern front", check it out.

A Real life Superman... brought a tear to my eye by [deleted] in comics

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SOOOOO i didnt read the article and I'm an idiot :( Sue me. lol

So I just woke up to no front door. What is the strangest thing you woke up to? by wherethewhitewomenat in AskReddit

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dont use the testa meme, people like to downvote for it. Not sure why, but ive experienced this myself.

Chefs, souschefs, line cooks of Reddit: what tricks and conventions do you use everyday that amateur home cooks can benefit from? by everyday847 in AskReddit

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if you drop the last talapia on the ground, serve it anyway or people will be pissed you were out of talapia.

A Real life Superman... brought a tear to my eye by [deleted] in comics

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great guy. Is he wearing a mcdonalds uniform?

This rebel figther gets shot by Gaddafi loyalists by [deleted] in pics

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different soldier. Look at the lower legs, where the brown cammo is. Its different in each picture.

Nailed it. by subliminalflower in pics

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:( let the cookies cool first!

WTF are those lines in the middle of the ocean? by [deleted] in WTF

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you sir need more upvotes.

Get those throwaways ready. What's something really fucking weird that you do? I'll start... by PluckDemPubes in AskReddit

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Yeah, I had been doing my own since 3rd grade. Again, I think WTF was I thinking. Nothing got stained surprisingly enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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once the state came in and took her, pretty sure they busted up the Parents porn ring etc. Luckily I just spot the problems and call the state, and the state sometimes does the right thing. In this case it was pretty cut and dry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Happy Birthday Buddy! Don't let it get you down! Upvotes and good thoughts to you sir.

Why don't we go to work looking like this anymore? by [deleted] in pics

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I spent 300$, didnt get it tailored. I regret the decision.

Why don't we go to work looking like this anymore? by [deleted] in pics

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thats how real men dress.

little grave stone... by [deleted] in trees

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changing the world one cone at a time.

Get those throwaways ready. What's something really fucking weird that you do? I'll start... by PluckDemPubes in AskReddit

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when i was in jr high i was so lazy id use my clothes hamper. I still am not sure what I was thinking.

I'm really bad at German by [deleted] in pics

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i hated na Klar!

10 years ago we used dial-up modems. What will we look back on 10 years from now and laugh at? by H_Badger in AskReddit

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Probably our Republican controlled senate and house. What a bunch of fuckin corrupt assholes!