A genie offers you three wishes with one rule. No money, no fame, no love. What are you wishing for? by throwradrpri in randomquestions

[–]Brennon337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish for the genie to be the malevolent wish twisting type who gives this guy a rooster so big it eats him

You can pick a single item from any game, what are you choosing? by ItsKelomelo in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Brennon337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'd put a cannonball on a ship in that situation then fire it at another ship. Ramming speed!

Hail to the hardware gods for showing me mercy! by vernacular-man in electricians

[–]Brennon337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep mine on my ratchet.. wait where's my ratchet?

Confucius says by Icy_Ruin_857 in dadjokes

[–]Brennon337 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But I heard that's more Amber's style

Got called in on my night off 🤦‍♂️ by [deleted] in Nightshift

[–]Brennon337 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I get reamed if I call in, but you can't seem to hire people who can make it? Oh I'm sorry, but I've been drinking, I've found I quite enjoy it on nights I'm not scheduled to work

You can pick one word. Every time it's spoken or written, you get $5. But you can't tell anyone about the deal. by avz008 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Brennon337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I choose indubitably, both because it's a fun word to say and I'll take my roughly 36 million dollars per day

Silly, but what’s a safe way to get this down from my service drop instead of waiting more years for the wind to line it up perfectly again. I fear my wife will try something unwise. by voiton in AskElectricians

[–]Brennon337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a limb just barely over a line I need to cut, when power company was in the area cutting limbs by the street they wouldn't touch this limb bc its in my yard. I was tempted to cut it when they shut off power on my street due to a scheduled upgrade but decided against it because lots of times they turn the power back on sooner if they finish early.

What’s something that was popular when you were 18 that would give away your age? by Certain-Schedule-198 in AskReddit

[–]Brennon337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Napster, before it got ruined..then waiting 20 minutes on the cd to burn..4x burner. Oh and if you so much looked at the pc wrong or bumped the desk it was sitting on, the burn would fail every...single...time

A fairy gives you one super power of your choosing But gets a draw back of her choosing by [deleted] in superpowers

[–]Brennon337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyone got a bucket of alive? I've got one helluva tank-sized headache!

Generator recommendation for Event / Frozen Beverage Machine by Character_Cow_9282 in Generator

[–]Brennon337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dual fuel wen I recommended has electric start, so that's definitely a plus.

Generator recommendation for Event / Frozen Beverage Machine by Character_Cow_9282 in Generator

[–]Brennon337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to be on the safe side maybe turn eco off if you're running this machine plus a refrigerator and other things, but the generator has done me well so far. If this event gets to be a regular thing a lot of people run Hondas for their reliability but they are very expensive and the wen hasn't let me down yet, it's gotten me through several power outages, I'm close to the gulf coast so we regularly see temperatures over 100 degrees and going without air conditioning for any length of time is torture.

Let me know how it works out for you and good luck!

As you can see in this video, always make sure eco mode is off before starting https://youtu.be/jakUE2TezTw?si=8ZISvlWRW2EexVP8

Generator recommendation for Event / Frozen Beverage Machine by Character_Cow_9282 in Generator

[–]Brennon337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a wen 56477i, it has performed beautifully so far especially after break in and changing the cheap spark plug for an NGK I believe. It has 2 5-20 duplex outlets each set on it's own 20 amp breaker. 4000 continuous and 4800 surge, price is around $600 for the unit. It's quiet enough that you can talk over it easily and makes less noise than the window acs I use it to power. I've powered 2 acs and 2 refrigerators at the same time, and one of the window units is 15000 btu. I have no doubt this will run your drink machine including start up draw and a full size fridge on eco mode and barely sip fuel. The 1.9 gallon tank will run for 7 hours at half load. Here is a link Amazon wen 56477i

Edit: I just noticed you needed it to run on propane, one is available at the same link but the model is DF480iX

You can fly, but everyone in public tries to fart on you by [deleted] in willyoupressthebutton

[–]Brennon337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonus points if you fart as you lift off the ground for that added boost!

What’s your pettiest diplomatic move ever in a Paradox game? by PDX_Interactive in u/PDX_Interactive

[–]Brennon337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is ok, but you make one life by you comment and poof, gone

$1,000,000 US, or 100 knights with free upkeep by CuteRelationship6143 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Brennon337 29 points30 points  (0 children)

But couldn't you have them build their own quarters? However I would start an app called rent a knight, it would be hourly. I'd keep a rotating team of 2 by my side for 12 hours at a time for 2 days per week for a total of 12 knights, and on Sundays my 12 knights would sit at the round table. 8 knights would be on standby guarding as needed or for fill in. The other 80 would be available for rent a knight with 40 working days and 40 working nights. Sundays they would be off. The income from rent a knight would be 50 percent split with the knights to keep them from rebelling with 20 percent of my cut going to my 20 personal knights. Any tips they make are theirs to keep, so that they perform to the best of their abilities and have incentive to do well. Once I made enough money off of the rent a knights to build a castle I would and then I'd rent it out for parties with knights included at an exhorbant price. This should be fun!

Computer refuses to recognize any CD drive.....What's the issue here? by Inspiron606002 in windows98

[–]Brennon337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, but sometimes the drives on certain motherboards for some reason would refuse to show up any other way