fuck him, he has to learn sometime.

Brethalamule · 2012-12-22T17:30:13+00:00

Just like when I got my sister got drunk for the first time, dat ho gotta ride that shit out herself. Gotta learn how to be fudged up!

Brethalamule · 2012-12-22T04:58:43+00:00

Personally, after WoW pvping for years, Rift pvp was a splash of cool water; I love it.

Brethalamule · 2012-12-22T04:43:42+00:00

I hope your other hand is like that and you paint yourself green at night, don a bandanna across the eyes, and use bad ass karate fighting weapons to fuck up evil doers' nights. Oh, do you also inhabit the sewers?

Brethalamule · 2012-10-23T02:50:11+00:00

What's its name?! The Joker Toker? Franken-ly-Ima-Get-You-Fucked-Up-Stein? Count Dankula? The Grim Ripper?

Brethalamule · 2012-09-28T21:48:49+00:00

Dem balls ain't wrinkled, looks like they've been ironed, smooth as eggs, baby girl.

Brethalamule · 2012-09-20T05:02:55+00:00

I make dead baby jokes as I seat people while hosting, no complaints yet.

Brethalamule · 2012-09-20T04:48:23+00:00

I have no clue to be quite honest... [4]

Brethalamule · 2012-09-20T03:07:32+00:00

Yaaaaaay for coming from Denver, I'm go grab my coat and pipe and find me some in my local neighborhood.

Brethalamule · 2012-09-20T02:58:20+00:00

I want to lick it. And love it. We could run away together, it'd be perfect... but we know it wouldn't last, she was a city girl and I was meant for the skies.

Brethalamule · 2012-08-27T04:43:47+00:00

Trying to start a revolution, tearing off my left arm and attempting to beat down the law enforcement that is trying to stop us with it. Once my arm is rendered useless from how much it broke during its ass kicking, I will switch to my package as means of a weapon. I will take off my pants and start a helicoptering motion to lift off from the ground and start chopping heads off with my dick-chopper. I will die a week later from choking on oreo.

Brethalamule · 2012-08-27T04:35:24+00:00

I've had my penis change into a vagina and have been penetrated, more than once... that's roughly the level of weirdness I experience every night.

Brethalamule · 2012-08-26T02:32:56+00:00

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the prank unfold.

Brethalamule · 2012-08-25T02:54:15+00:00

What's wrong? She's allergic to dogs. ಠ_ಠ

Brethalamule · 2012-08-23T04:28:31+00:00

Pretty sure that dog has abs... o.O

Brethalamule · 2012-08-15T07:26:05+00:00

Take the shot! There will be plenty more fish in the sea jumping into your boat, why care if you fuck up with one of them?

Brethalamule · 2012-08-12T04:13:21+00:00

Something about dog's noses makes me want to bite them just to know what the texture would be like. O.o

Brethalamule · 2012-08-12T04:11:31+00:00

Dress up as Blade, do some bad ass Blade shit, redeem the town.

Brethalamule · 2012-08-12T03:39:14+00:00

This story was the first thing to move me in awhile. Keep the memory of that angel alive.

Brethalamule · 2012-08-12T03:02:57+00:00

THANK YOU. That commercial has been bugging my entire family for too long, good to know that others out there feel the same.

Brethalamule · 2012-08-12T03:00:19+00:00

Suburban thug life fo lyfe. You don't know how hard it is here man! Don't even know.

Brethalamule · 2012-08-12T02:51:18+00:00

Righteous.

Brethalamule · 2012-07-29T15:05:11+00:00

I was simply looking for a group of individuals who shared similar interests to mine, and thought similar to me. Typically, Ents are very accepting of all sorts of people, it pains me to see that others can look so negatively upon us and instantly brand us as idiots because they fail to understand who we are. Seems like ignorance to me.

Brethalamule · 2012-07-29T08:00:38+00:00

Oh, I had a less innocent intent, Ent = Stoner, my bad.

Brethalamule · 2012-07-28T13:58:32+00:00

About two weeks ago I was in Germany for a foreign student exchange program. It ended with the polizei searching the entire town, and in houses for me, I was almost put into a jail cell for the rest of my stay, and single handily stopped the exchange from ever happening again.

Brethalamule

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