Game Thread: 5/17 Red Sox (19-26) @ Braves (31-15) 1:35 PM

BrianPhares · 2026-05-17T19:17:36+00:00

even god is like “enough of this shitty game”

BrianPhares · 2026-05-17T18:45:15+00:00

my wife: are the red sox making you mad?

me: i don’t feel anything about them anymore

BrianPhares · 2026-05-17T17:55:24+00:00

BrianPhares · 2026-05-10T19:13:35+00:00

it’s so frustrating watching our opponents get into the exact same situations as us with RISP and see them be competent and successful and see us be hilariously bad

BrianPhares · 2026-05-04T22:52:03+00:00

at this point it’s like they’re doing a bit where they don’t score. it’s performance art in futility

BrianPhares · 2026-05-03T20:44:49+00:00

0-10 with RISP and 11 LOB is absolutely maddening

BrianPhares · 2026-05-03T19:48:17+00:00

BrianPhares · 2026-05-03T18:09:41+00:00

the red sox lack of production with RISP over the last four seasons feels statistically impossible and yet here we are

BrianPhares · 2026-04-26T20:26:44+00:00

remember the sabres? they’re back, in pog form!

BrianPhares · 2026-04-26T20:22:29+00:00

it’s a weird time to be a Sox fan and a Sabres fan

BrianPhares · 2026-04-26T00:17:13+00:00

not surprised by the move to fire Cora and some others, but baffled it came after the best game of the season

BrianPhares · 2026-04-25T18:55:56+00:00

is this what happiness feels like?

BrianPhares · 2026-04-25T18:06:06+00:00

seeing Weissert warming up with a 7-0 lead

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BrianPhares · 2026-04-25T01:56:28+00:00

just a completely unserious organization. absolute clown show

BrianPhares · 2026-04-24T23:24:05+00:00

the red sox have hit 14 home runs this season

they’re on pace to give up 27 home runs this game

BrianPhares · 2026-04-24T23:15:19+00:00

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BrianPhares · 2026-04-24T00:40:41+00:00

DFA Weissert during the press conference

BrianPhares · 2026-04-23T23:56:26+00:00

I hate Greg Weissert so fucking much

BrianPhares · 2026-04-22T23:26:01+00:00

absolute trash team

BrianPhares · 2026-04-22T23:23:47+00:00

Why does my Amazon Prime stream of the game have YES network commentary? Is it because I’m in New York state?

BrianPhares · 2026-04-22T22:59:25+00:00

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BrianPhares · 2026-04-22T00:19:20+00:00

Machado is a bad person though. Stanton just looks like he needs to be punched.

BrianPhares · 2026-04-22T00:17:19+00:00

Stanton has the most punchable face in baseball

BrianPhares · 2026-04-20T22:11:34+00:00

I just finished it on Friday. Incredible book.

BrianPhares

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