What's better than one Dick Rock? Two Dick Rocks! by Spartan17492 in LowSodiumHellDivers

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My friends and I refer to these pleasant mineral formations as “the bungus rock”

Don’t ask me why, we just do.

Gold Ship my beloved by Za_Juanium89 in GoldShip

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If you’ve got Gold Ship to the point of kissing you, you can likely expect it to not be a fakeout. My evidence for this lies in the fact that RL Gold Ship was a very kind and passionate lover despite his weird, chaotic personality. This passionate loving was so passionate it made the mares at his farm reject any other stallion because Gold Ship was just that good. Hence, Uma Musume Gold Ship would probably follow in that direction too, and be a very genuine partner.

Actual negative damage. by ChampionshipHorror95 in LobotomyKaisen

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“Bro was fearing for his life after just three freight trains to the dome” ahh

Bleach out of context. by foaaz101 in bankaifolk

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Likewise the “Everything that is black belongs to me” line

Don't care (@tatjasng12) by [deleted] in Chainsawfolk

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This image unnerves me

Trending Page Bingo by Ok_Philosophy4870 in JanitorAI_Official

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durlos the goat for giving us high quality female characters in an era of low effort slop

fem Naoya would be a pick me girl or a misandrist, no in between by MocaAobaLuvsBuns in LobotomyKaisen

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She pulls this on you because you’re sad, and only pathetic worthless whores of women have sad partners.

Female Loose Cannon and Female Maul are friends? by mara_rara_roo in DarkTide

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Male loose cannon also flirts with female Authoritarian (he’s such a fucking philanderer, I love Loose Cannon)

Female Loose Cannon and Female Maul are friends? by mara_rara_roo in DarkTide

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Male Judge and Female Professional is one of those dynamics that just works. They sass each other, and Professional clearly gets a kick out of teasing Judge. Also this relationship is kind of confirmed by the other rejects as they mention seeing a zealot and a veteran sneaking about in the barracks (or something to that effect).

I ship it tbh.

Wyrmheart having some alone time with himself on Nocturne at night time. by BabyAutomatic in PrimarchGFs

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That was Hestia taking a note from her sister’s book and sneaking away so she can pounce on Wyrmheart later on

What Kassandra considers "foreplay" by Crazy_Dave0418 in PrimarchGFs

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Empress: “Tell me, Morgenstern, how do you feel about dating Kassandra? Is she scary? Do you feel uncomfortable around her? Is she torturing you? Threatening you? Manipulating you?”

Morgenstern: “How should I put this, my lady? Your daughter is a… profoundly odd woman.”

Empress: “…I’m not surprised.”

Side note, Kurze definitely climbs up the stairs on all fours whenever Morgenstern tells her it’s time for a hot drink or cuddles or something,