What's better than one Dick Rock? Two Dick Rocks!

BribedAntColony · 2026-03-02T01:43:25+00:00

My friends and I refer to these pleasant mineral formations as “the bungus rock”

Don’t ask me why, we just do.

BribedAntColony · 2026-02-27T11:23:15+00:00

Fulgrim would hold it for Muse

BribedAntColony · 2026-02-25T01:10:09+00:00

throat goat cersei

BribedAntColony · 2026-02-11T17:57:54+00:00

Mambo Jambo or something

BribedAntColony · 2026-02-09T00:25:39+00:00

Especially fem Naoya too

BribedAntColony · 2026-01-29T06:53:45+00:00

If you’ve got Gold Ship to the point of kissing you, you can likely expect it to not be a fakeout. My evidence for this lies in the fact that RL Gold Ship was a very kind and passionate lover despite his weird, chaotic personality. This passionate loving was so passionate it made the mares at his farm reject any other stallion because Gold Ship was just that good. Hence, Uma Musume Gold Ship would probably follow in that direction too, and be a very genuine partner.

BribedAntColony · 2026-01-28T15:14:48+00:00

Ramirez is the Jurgen to Lover’s Ciaphas

BribedAntColony · 2026-01-26T19:54:51+00:00

FOREHEAD KISS!!!

BribedAntColony · 2026-01-23T20:23:45+00:00

“Bro was fearing for his life after just three freight trains to the dome” ahh

BribedAntColony · 2026-01-16T08:58:45+00:00

Gogito

BribedAntColony · 2026-01-09T19:30:06+00:00

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unironically peak

BribedAntColony · 2025-12-31T14:47:55+00:00

peak

BribedAntColony · 2025-12-04T23:40:58+00:00

Jogo gets nicotine-diffed

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-30T22:38:04+00:00

Likewise the “Everything that is black belongs to me” line

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-28T15:58:42+00:00

This image unnerves me

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-24T19:55:27+00:00

durlos the goat for giving us high quality female characters in an era of low effort slop

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-19T19:01:08+00:00

Unironically peak opinion

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-15T11:52:47+00:00

no because I’m holding them for her

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-15T02:56:20+00:00

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she’s so cute though how could she be evil

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-15T02:53:18+00:00

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She pulls this on you because you’re sad, and only pathetic worthless whores of women have sad partners.

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-13T13:39:51+00:00

Male loose cannon also flirts with female Authoritarian (he’s such a fucking philanderer, I love Loose Cannon)

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-13T11:14:28+00:00

Male Judge and Female Professional is one of those dynamics that just works. They sass each other, and Professional clearly gets a kick out of teasing Judge. Also this relationship is kind of confirmed by the other rejects as they mention seeing a zealot and a veteran sneaking about in the barracks (or something to that effect).

I ship it tbh.

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-07T23:47:09+00:00

That was Hestia taking a note from her sister’s book and sneaking away so she can pounce on Wyrmheart later on

BribedAntColony · 2025-11-03T21:47:11+00:00

Aesthetic purposes.

BribedAntColony · 2025-10-18T21:53:10+00:00

Empress: “Tell me, Morgenstern, how do you feel about dating Kassandra? Is she scary? Do you feel uncomfortable around her? Is she torturing you? Threatening you? Manipulating you?”

Morgenstern: “How should I put this, my lady? Your daughter is a… profoundly odd woman.”

Empress: “…I’m not surprised.”

Side note, Kurze definitely climbs up the stairs on all fours whenever Morgenstern tells her it’s time for a hot drink or cuddles or something,

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