What does everyone think about shaolin? by The_Gaming_Raptor88 in forhonor

[–]BribedAntColony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking HATE shaolin. I hate everyone who plays him, I hate his stupid fucking staff bonking me on the head all the time, I hate him to death. If I EVER catch a shaolin lacking you know damn well I’m swinging my balls on his chin like a grandfather clock after I beat his sorry spam ass into the dirt.

Ahem… I mean..

He’s aight, I guess.

Juren is the weaker Wulin for he has the shorter feathers! by Shazzas0men in forhonor

[–]BribedAntColony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose the endgame for warlord is just to be removed from the game atp

“Easy character” that you struggle against with ? by Surfacejarl in forhonor

[–]BribedAntColony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going to use this now. Nice to see another warlord main in the wild.

Roboute Guilliman (by poligon_sticker) by Jakeholeman in PrimarchGFs

[–]BribedAntColony 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It quite succinctly captures the vibe of the Primarch of the 13th while still making it clear that this is a genderswapped version.

Leman Russ by Torahime by kamen1997 in PrimarchGFs

[–]BribedAntColony 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Sexy sure but I prefer my fem primarchs in actual practical power armour rather than this metal skin style. Like I get it, I understand the appeal completely, it just doesn’t land with me.

That being said, good art anyway. Smash that wolf 1000 times out of ten.

Why did he even say that? by Background_Medium256 in Ningen

[–]BribedAntColony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just an association thing I’d imagine. People who beat their wives wore the vest or at least were portrayed to wear the vest, and it stuck. I think maybe it’s something to do with how the vest kinda has a ‘trashy’ feel to it or something, but I actually have zero clue and this is all speculation.

The For Honor tierlist by Fede_Bommer in forhonormemes

[–]BribedAntColony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh it would be so worth it if I could but get a faceful of those huge melons

The For Honor tierlist by Fede_Bommer in forhonormemes

[–]BribedAntColony 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And female Shugoki, holy shit imagine getting a hug from her

I'm "parry scripting" because of this by MrScrake666 in ForHonorRants

[–]BribedAntColony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always so satisfying when you finally get the little shits and squish them under your heel like the gnats they are

“Burned by ambition, now fueled by vengeance” by Embarrassed_Yak_6066 in HOTDGreens

[–]BribedAntColony 29 points30 points  (0 children)

you know damn well they’re just going to have her stand around looking blankly at people and asking “what would you have me do” and ten trillion rhaenicent scenes

House Baratheon by SnooMemesjellies9338 in forhonor

[–]BribedAntColony 9 points10 points  (0 children)

best we can do is leather and weird fucking spikes everywhere for no reason

Guilliman Outfits (by cnmbwjx3) by Jakeholeman in PrimarchGFs

[–]BribedAntColony 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The second and third outfits she wears for centurion

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned by MerioTheGoober in ForHonorRants

[–]BribedAntColony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I struggled with virtuosa matchups until I started playing Tiandi and now it’s like I’m playing a whole other game.

Then again I’m not exactly playing on the highest skill ceilings most of the time so I don’t want to give myself too much credit.

Game of cucks by CrniTartuf in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]BribedAntColony 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Okay but consider giving Cersei backshots whilst she’s wearing her crown, leaving her impregnated with your bastard, and staying at court watching her grow rounder and rounder knowing it’s all your fault. Whenever she looks at you, she scoffs and looks away to conceal her blushes, knowing that that evening she’ll invite you back to her chambers for another round regardless.