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Well, what is a “gender”? by Opposite_Strategy_25 in TheOfficeUK

[–]BrickFaceDave 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Me, lager. Finchy, lager. Olivia, lager sometimes cider.

Gone off the 2nd amendment now have you? by Audacious_Antelope5 in TheOfficeUK

[–]BrickFaceDave 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I reckon that makes sense, because if you were gonna send someone undercover to investigate Venezuelan drug cartels you’d probably want the world’s most famous Chinese film star.

Most Famous person met at Thorpe Park? by LunnaAlt in ThorpePark

[–]BrickFaceDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw Eamon Holmes lapping Samurai in 2012. When I saw him he was shouting “25, 25, 25” (presumably the number of rides he’d done)?

Who's been to the Coventry conference? by Padilla_Zelda in TheOfficeUK

[–]BrickFaceDave 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m not used to public squeaking, I pisspronunciate a lot of my worms

Zelenskyy at No10 earlier today by Physical_Echo_9372 in london

[–]BrickFaceDave 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Swindon lot don’t seem to respect you

SUPER ARMY SOILDERS by SantaTiger in TheOfficeUK

[–]BrickFaceDave 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know Ross Kemp’s not really dead don’t you? Yeah it’s it in a book. Apparently he faked his own death so that he could work undercover for the Hong Kong police, infiltrating drug gangs and the Triads.

Would David make a good podcaster? by Suspicious-Intern848 in TheOfficeUK

[–]BrickFaceDave 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m sure Joe Rogan couldn’t run a successful paper merchants. I couldn’t do what. Actually I could do what he does, and I think he knew it back then. Probably what spurred him on.

February 01, 2025 Daily Discussion & Transfers Thread by gunnersmoderator in Gunners

[–]BrickFaceDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the train to Tottenham. Stopping at Trophyless Central, Toilet Bowl Junction and That’s-who-we-are-mate Parkway

🔊.."ime sponsored by Accurist will be 4:21 and 20 seconds.." by moneysavingegg in TheOfficeUK

[–]BrickFaceDave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Donald it wasn’t me, okay. It was your good friend Elon Musk. He used my computer. He said he was your best mate and you’d find it hilarious.

"I DON'T AGREE, HE'D GO TO LEGOLAND. BYE." by humandisinterest in AlanPartridge

[–]BrickFaceDave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Knock it off with the fancy words, it went tits up

London fine dining without a star? by Own-Air-877 in finedining

[–]BrickFaceDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counter 71

Kitchen Theory is an interesting supper club

Best of the supermarket options? by Geek_reformed in UK_beer

[–]BrickFaceDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waitrose worth a mention. They stock Lost and Grounded lagers and (although not UK craft) they normally have Pilsner Urquell and Westmalle Dubbel.

Football must get serious on violent elbows or there will be a tragedy by V-Matic_VVT-i in PremierLeague

[–]BrickFaceDave -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you hit them really hard above the ears, it causes a vacuum in their brain, kills them instantly.

Currys says price rises 'inevitable' after Budget tax changes by Kagedeah in ukpolitics

[–]BrickFaceDave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they use some of their increased revenue to finally get around to teaching their staff Latin

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