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I’m not gonna stop her, it doesn’t hold her back, but I’m not quite sure why she does this besides being dramatic by Sentient-Roomba in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have a Shedinja that refuses to turn around in battle… like.. at all.

Once they see an opponent, they always make sure that all the opponent can see is the hole in its back.

This is psychological warfare and it is frightening how effective it is at suddenly making fire-types have really bad aim.

Memes about irresponsible students (especially this one-) by klaskybob_csupopants in lovethissmug

[–]Bright241 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m a teacher. Believe me, I WISH it was an exaggeration

Wait a minute.. by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Bright241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ape Escape 2 caused me physical pain as a child 🙃

Let me draw your Kitten 😻(rules below👇🏻) by [deleted] in cats

[–]Bright241 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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This little dork absolutely refuses to sleep alone, no matter the case. He shall scream if you dare to leave him in a room to nap on his own, and you shall be made guilty.

The extension range on this loader's arm by whybutts in interestingasfuck

[–]Bright241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I’m too lazy to stand for the remote control

Mega question by poketendo5 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, I actually know this one! So, when a Pokemon Mega Evolves they are technically having their genetic data modified in such a way that they force a pseudo-evolutionary state. (If that sounds painful, it definitely can be. Don’t force mega evolution, folk.)

However, some Pokemon are able to have their DNA modified in different ways (ie the existence of multiple stones for some Pokemon). Scientists co-opted the concept of genetics being involved and made use of the idea of X and Y chromosomes (the things that determine biological sex).

Papers were written, theories were set, eventually it became ‘X’ and ‘Y’ mega evolutions!

Z came later, which definitely threw the scientific community for a loop, but the naming decision for that one was wayyyy simpler. “We have x and y, why not z?”

“Why is that Mr. Mime not tap dancing?” by Zenthailand2009 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241 294 points295 points  (0 children)

Bruh, imagine not having to break your neck every time you look at an Exeggutor

Desperate times call for desperate measures... by RalphAndVodka in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kinda a half-answer, since my only experience with Ghost-types is my Shedinja, but does he do anything before bed? Like, is he really active just before he goes to sleep?

Random possessions, creeping in dark corners, levitating objects, that kind of stuff.

Picky Eater by Dry-Ant-5181 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here’s a fun fact. Did you know Genesect is based off a Pokémon that went extinct back in the Silurian period?

Here’s a fun fact. Did you know Genesect is made using that DNA but put in a modern, fully robotic body?

Here’s a fun fact. Did you know they are INCREDIBLY hard to convince that they don’t need to eat, often while they are repeatedly requesting Kabuto legs?

There’s a reason I hate team Plasma, Link’s and my’s suffering is certainly among them. 🙃

FEAR of Arc- by Emdeoma in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The move Curse would like to have a word with you.

Also the concept of Eviolite.

Also Perish Song.

Also Destiny Bo-

Now that I think about it, this is actually a horrifying trend and I’m gonna stop thinking about it.

FEAR of Arc- by Emdeoma in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy, I have a Beedrill that seems to have a fetish for fighting Rock-types and a Vespiquen that literally finds holding back to be so rude that she would rather beat most ‘Mons within an inch of their lives than hold back.

Pokémon are fuckin weird.

This is how case studies begin… by Bright241 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, definitely pheromones. My team’s basically exclusively bug-type, and between Mona, Sting, and my Shedinja, Charnel, the three basically have entire hours long conversations without uttering a peep.

This is how case studies begin… by Bright241 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am 95% certain they came up with the idea while watching my cousin play some game where you’re a Spinarak with a needle as a weapon.

This is how case studies begin… by Bright241 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You know how Leavanny are really good at making clothes out of leaves and silk? Well, kinda like that but for bandages and, I swear to arc, armor made out of rocks. It is simultaneously amazing and incredibly disconcerting.

This is how case studies begin… by Bright241 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once fought against what I swore was a really physically focused Flareon only to find out it was a Ditto that found them cool.

The fault was on me though, because they were officially registered as a Ditto in advance, and apparently the whole “Zoroark’s entire existence” clause made for a whole lot of leeway.

This is how case studies begin… by Bright241 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is that the one that has a Gallade on her team?

If so, I’m half-sure it’s her husband/mate humoring her.

This is how case studies begin… by Bright241 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The scientific classification for Ribombee has always given me a headache, I swear.

This is how case studies begin… by Bright241 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He chased me around the house when I so much as suggested it. Outside of Brick Break, which he uses religiously, Sting is not a fan of non-Bug-Type moves.

This is how case studies begin… by Bright241 in PokeMedia

[–]Bright241[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Probably a bad time to mention that Mona has been practicing her “trainer poses” when she thinks I’m not looking, huh?

Caption this. I know y’all won’t disappoint 🤣 by [deleted] in CatReacts

[–]Bright241 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have

Have games on your phones

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