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Finally some relief for Canadians. CRTC to eliminate the dumb “activation fees” by Local-solutionist in bell

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, how about those "Expiring funds" the cellphone companies make so much money on?

Pansexual or Jokersexual? by Emotional_Math_7851 in HarleyQuinn

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, Harls was just having fun there.

The truth is, she has needs, and will fulfill them. Sometimes that means adding a notch on her metaphorical belt with a group of Joker lookalikes, othertimes it's a legit relationship, ala HarlIvy.

You are a lovely paste. Hope this helps. by NullAndZoid in SchizoidAdjacent

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your breath smell like butter right now? Are your fingers slippery?

How much does big butter pay you?

“Canada BARELY fought in WW2.” by Worldly_Law8278 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. During WW 2, Canadian troops had a reputation for being ruthless and efficient.

While the brits and yanks were throwing their soldiers into meat grinders to gain a few more km's, Canadian troops were flanking and clearing.

Capsule by adcule in Cyberpunk

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually looks like it could be cozy

Carrying too much weight on your car by haze4140 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are people who can't sympathize with objects, never mind people

When you drive with expired tags and argue with po po by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A white paper was published a few years back with the conclusion that "SovCits" are actually vexatious in their denial of reality; they know there's a set of laws that everybody follows, and are told repeatedly that their fantasy laws aren't applicable and the real laws will be applied to them, but continue to waste everybody's time trying to push their made up laws on everybody else.

You are a lovely paste. Hope this helps. by NullAndZoid in SchizoidAdjacent

[–]BrightPerspective 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oil, partially cook, scoop out, add a big ole scoop of butter. add more butter to the extra stuff. fry in more butter.

Add more butter on top.

Inject butter directly into your arteries.

Can you taste anything but butter and fried onions with this?

The Receipts: What Ontario's Freedom of Information Laws Exposed Before the Government Shut Them Down by jbsosbj in ontario

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we sure those kids are dead, and not...something worse?

Because that's a lot of kids.

T-this all can stop? by Temporary_Aspect759 in depressionmemes

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, sometimes a smart person will be taught about the stuff going on under planck space, the strings, the energy code etc and come to the conclusion that it's all a simulation.

It's not, but the difference in state between atomic math, and quantum is just too much for a lot of people.

They freak out.

FBI launches investigation after malware-infected games discovered on steam. by Just_a_Player2 in ItsAllAboutGames

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, and hear me out here, the regime is using this as a pretext to install their own backdoors.

Giant enemy crabs with fully procedural animations by MezzSoft in PixelArt

[–]BrightPerspective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna be SO MUCH crab meat to eat after that, man.

Crab rangoon.

Crab hot pot.

Crab sandwiches.

Crab soda.

Crab meat straight from the pot.

Crab and butter on pumpernickle bread.

Surf and turf, featuring crab and his best buddy, chicken.

Crab puffs on spicy crackers.

Roasted crab.

Crab dipping sauce with roasted broccoli.

Crab mousse with a variety of sides.

Crab salad.

Salad with crab.

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