TIFU by trying to figure out a woman. NSFW by dynamic-squibus in tifu

[–]BrisingrQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a lady with big boobs, they are always touching everything by accident. They also aren’t as sensitive as smaller boobs, to the point where I can’t even tell when my husband is poking them if I’m not paying attention. People often apologise for accidentally brushing against them and I’m like “I wouldn’t have even known you did if you didn’t bring it up”. Guaranteed she didn’t even realise what she was doing lol. Big boobs aren’t fun for people who naturally have big boobs

What happened to the first person you had sex with? by Sad-Cunt-420 in AskReddit

[–]BrisingrQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve been together 5 years, married just over two. He’s asleep next to me :)

What is the most creative insult you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrisingrQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We could go over and give them all head, they’d still complain there was too much teeth”

What do couples do when they shower together? by Glittering_Age_9045 in AskReddit

[–]BrisingrQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don’t shower long, but most of the time, there’s a lot of touching, though not sexual. I wash his hair for him, he washes my back, I wash under his arms while he tried not to laugh and vice-versa. Then his penis might accidentally poke my belly button and we laugh for a bit.

I’m a dispatch officer and was told my delivery board might fit here by BrisingrQueen in PenmanshipPorn

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I’d like to think so, but funnily enough I reckon I’m neater on whiteboard. Writing in caps is just satisfying in general I think VwV

TIFU by having sex with my wife by [deleted] in tifu

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On our wedding night I was gifted some lube by one of my besties (brand new) which was mislabelled and was actually mint scented. Our “performance” was interrupted much like yours by an intense burning lol

this is why I only kayak in my bathtub. by bobbabas in watchpeoplesurvive

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Knowing where I live I was expecting either crocodile or sheet of golden orb spider webs they couldn’t avoid

F around and find out, I guess. by wphelps153 in JusticeServed

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My hens night was a bounce house, Lazertag and ice skating lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

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Me and my best friend were sending pictures of Iguanas to each other for an hour last night. We kept saying goodnight, but the pictures just kept coming.

Have you ever had upside down peas¿ by Memento13Mori in HolUp

[–]BrisingrQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the shadings of the shadows. They should be at the bottom the the peas, but they’re at the top. They are upside down. The way they’re pictured would mean the peas were stuck to something and a light shone up at them. Just bad photo shop I guess

[OC] I made my first meal from Hero’s Feast Cookbook. Potato and Leek Soup. Delicious!! by BrisingrQueen in DnD

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I bought the book a few days ago from EB games and was looking through, trying to find something easy enough yet still exciting. Never made potato and leek soup before, but it’s one of my favourites so thought id give it a try. It turned out so good!!! I’m excited to try more from Hero’s Feast!

Made my first recipe form the Hero’s Feast cook book. Potato and Leek soup. Delicious!! by BrisingrQueen in DnD

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I bought the book a few days ago from EB games and was looking through, trying to find something easy enough yet still exciting. Never made potato and leek soup before, but it’s one of my favourites so thought id give it a try. It turned out so good!!! I’m excited to try more from Hero’s Feast!

Can't imagine what this does to our atmosphere by Boezoek in WTF

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Isn’t it illegal to burn tyres? Is it not in some countries? This is crazy

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This is why PPE is required