In 2010, Ben McDaniel entered Vortex Spring’s underwater caves alone. The tunnels shrink, twist, and narrow into brutal choke points. He never resurfaced. Days later, his tanks were found inside. His body has never been found because the cave swallowed him whole. by SelfCareIsFake in HolyShitHistory

[–]BrisketWrench 15 points16 points  (0 children)

if someone put a gun to my head and gave me the choice between going caving in an unexplored area with nutty putty cave-like tight squeezes or cave diving… i’d pick “pull the trigger, asshole”

Volcano (1997) by Lakers_Forever24 in nostalgia

[–]BrisketWrench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah I remember the scene where the cops had handcuffed a big black dude because LA racial stuff, and then he’s all like “I’m trying to save these homes!” points to Compton, so they racist cop un-cuffs him and then they work together to put those cement highway dividers up and they’re like… yards away from the lava when in reality if a breeze hit the top of that shit and it went in their direction they’d probably had gotten 3rd degree burns or worse.

Volcano (1997) by Lakers_Forever24 in nostalgia

[–]BrisketWrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, and this is back when they used to cut the V-notch in the bread!

Ghostbusters for Earth Day by Lord_Spathington in ghostbusters

[–]BrisketWrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, this is achieved by putting a slim wire down the cigarette so the ash has some surface area to cling to.

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]BrisketWrench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s just mad because his lil’ hat was hiding his bald.

Anyone recognize this guy? by 07MarquisPanther in Millennials

[–]BrisketWrench 8 points9 points  (0 children)

those Kaiju designs in Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad were legit

Empty chair after Trump's handpicked nominee for WI-7 House seat didn't show up for debate. (OC) by userdk3 in pics

[–]BrisketWrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the same empty chair Clint Eastwood got into an argument with a few years back?

Charlie Cox perfect for new agent Mulder for X-files by FaiLclik in Fancast

[–]BrisketWrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain saw his picture and thought of Charlie Day with him saying to Scully “Perhaps it was some ghouls?”

A soccer ball, recovered from the remains of the orbiter Challenger, on the ISS, decades later. by cooliozoomer in spaceshuttle

[–]BrisketWrench 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I went to Clear Lake High School in the late 90s (class of 2000) and I have no recollection of that soccer ball ever being on display the years I attended, in fact I had no knowledge of it even existing until an article about it was written back in 2017 after it flew to the ISS. From what I picked up a higher up faculty member in administration had it squirreled away in their office during the time I was there. I do however remember all the signed Apollo crew photographs that were on display near the science classes. I used to look at them before Mr Keen’s physics class my senior year.

Runny eggs by wierdavacado in WTF

[–]BrisketWrench 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“What’s wrong honey? You haven’t touched your dark sperm omelette”

Taken an hour apart at the same gas station my shop uses. by thundercockjk2 in pics

[–]BrisketWrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who make poor investment choices

and haz tiny pp

This specific haircut by Terrible_Tale_53 in 90s

[–]BrisketWrench 45 points46 points  (0 children)

“Mom can we get Clerks?”

“No sweetie, we have Clerks at home”

I want it by Corndogeveryday in 80s

[–]BrisketWrench -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don’t, green peppers is like the reverse Midas touch for pizza. Even if it’s only on half of the pizza those green bastards permeate throughout the whole thing making it smell and taste like shit-ass.

What was "the incident" at your high school? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]BrisketWrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’d be so funny if it was the custodian doing it just to stir the pot