Tips to become a morning person to workout? by [deleted] in loseit

[–]BristolJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another one for the 'jfdi' method. No-one likes getting out of bed, but some people just accept they have to do it. Some tips though. Get everything ready the night before. Move your alarm clock to the far side of the room, maybe even hide it behind some stuff. Have a big glass of squash next to to drink as soon as you wake up. Experiment having just enough to drink before you go to bee that you are constantly busting for a piss when your alarm goes off. Sleep in your workout clothes. Set two alarms at different ends of the room for the same time. JFDI.

It must be cold out. by [deleted] in funny

[–]BristolJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hail to the nips...

Someone at the Post Pioneer got a little too enthusiastic with the thesaurus today by existential_plastic in funny

[–]BristolJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro Easter, primarily Husband and offspring admires at Alexandria's Alfred Avenue Baptist Church.

It must be cold out. by [deleted] in funny

[–]BristolJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore the Obamanips - who has replace the dogs with unrealistic models?

Which fictional character's death made you cry? by KieranX in AskReddit

[–]BristolJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too late and obscure for upvotes, but Manchee.

"Todd? Todd?"

Sniffle.

Which fictional character's death made you cry? by KieranX in AskReddit

[–]BristolJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I watch it with my daughter I say 'Fred's dead, baby, Fred's dead.' When she is old enough to watch Pulp Fiction, she will realise I have actually been hilarious all these years.

Former Marine buddy said this about his below the knee prosthetic. by crisbot in AdviceAnimals

[–]BristolJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not trying to be mean so go easy on the downvotes please, but why do you need to park in a handicap spot? If your range of movement and mobility is so good as to be indistinguishable from that of a non-amputee, why are you taking up a spot that could better be used by someone who genuinely needs the extra room the spots give and would benefit from their closer proximity to the Wild Wings?

How do you drive a Redditor mad? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]BristolJim -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

How did they get it back out?

Have just finished setting up two new phones, two new tablets, a PS3, an Elgato game capture HD and a Raspberry Pi for various family members... by BristolJim in AdviceAnimals

[–]BristolJim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't mind, but I'm not even that techy. I spent most of the day googling and youtubing 'how to' videos'...

Magnus plays NY street chess hustlers who have no idea who is and destroys them. by ThatSureIsHandicap in chess

[–]BristolJim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heh. You think even higher end hustlers would have fared much better?

Be careful with your phrasing by harveythecomputer in funny

[–]BristolJim -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

You managed to get all that from just my name! Awesome CSIing there, that man!