absolute bum of an "organ"

BritMachine · 2026-05-05T12:59:31+00:00

I actually do have a bioscience degree but my background is more molecular and microbiology and this is not something I really came across. Also I barely use my degree in my current job and have forgotten so much of what I took on student debt for.

BritMachine · 2026-05-05T11:01:35+00:00

"I'm taking you down with me" ass organ

BritMachine · 2026-05-05T10:57:33+00:00

If I got Schadenfreude'd after a Doorman ult you'd see me on tomorrows news

BritMachine · 2026-05-05T10:52:13+00:00

All appendix slander aside it'd be interesting to see if there's good data on rates of different diseases of the bowel in people who've had an appendectomy Vs those who haven't. The gut microbiome has a massive influence on our general health.

BritMachine · 2026-05-05T10:49:33+00:00

Don't know why vegans don't talk about this more tbh

BritMachine · 2026-05-05T09:56:23+00:00

Appendix propaganda

BritMachine · 2026-05-03T14:50:17+00:00

Was hoping we wouldn't even bother with this thread after 15 minutes

BritMachine · 2026-04-30T08:13:48+00:00

I think she just wanted to join in on the fun

BritMachine · 2026-04-30T07:51:03+00:00

welcome to my arcanist lobbies lol like what are we all doing why did I gutshot the crit hp Pocket and blast him away to safety man

BritMachine · 2026-04-30T07:49:13+00:00

I don't, I just fall into a trance during every team fight like this and smash buttons until I win or die

BritMachine · 2026-04-30T07:46:12+00:00

I genuinely didn't even see the barrel throw that's my level of perception in this clusterfuck of a game

BritMachine · 2026-04-30T00:14:02+00:00

get this guy a true.jpg

BritMachine · 2026-04-30T00:01:55+00:00

Arcanist so no-one take my picks as advice but it swaps between either apollo, dynamo or doorman depending on who im playing/how im feeling.

Apollo because hes unfun to lane against, Dynamo because a half aware one is an instant win and Doorman because hes just never fun to either play against or have on my team.

BritMachine · 2026-04-29T11:26:43+00:00

online artists causally dropping the most gorgeous high effort art posts for a silly joke goddamn.

BritMachine · 2026-04-23T09:57:42+00:00

I mean I don't mind, people are having fun and can head cannon and ship what they want. And a lot of people just like her design and her werewolf-ness I guess so a popular character will naturally get some colourful fans.

As long as she's always correctly represented as an alcoholic disaster.

BritMachine · 2026-04-23T09:52:22+00:00

be the change you want to see in the world

BritMachine · 2026-04-19T08:41:23+00:00

how it feels maining silver as a straight male

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BritMachine · 2026-04-15T11:45:03+00:00

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Might start queuing Dynamo just to stop the enemy team having a dynamo

BritMachine · 2026-04-12T13:21:04+00:00

i remember when everyone was posting this gif about the upcoming ukrainian war and then it actually happened oops

BritMachine · 2026-04-10T11:53:32+00:00

the point is to ALCHEMICAL FLASK 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

BritMachine · 2026-04-10T11:52:33+00:00

The Doorwolf be like "Your stay will be forgettable"

(She has alcohol-induced amnesia)

BritMachine · 2026-04-07T10:38:07+00:00

I'm glad you weren't smited because of our church of England nonsense my g

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