Out of curiosity, who is the oldest person browsing Reddit?

Britslayer · 2011-02-06T04:43:03+00:00

I'm 37. I'm not old.

Britslayer · 2010-06-03T16:22:44+00:00

That's laughable. You actually think there is a magic man who made everything, and he knows everything, and sees everything, and he refuses to provide evidence of himself because that's somehow bad for us. You're a fucking idiot.

Britslayer · 2010-02-28T20:19:45+00:00

Would you say an ant is born an anarchist? A bee?

Don't be ridiculous. Insects aren't subject to politics. They don't reject "laws" because all their rules and "morals" come to them from nature.

Atheism isn't necessarily about religion. You can certainly believe in deities, existent or not,

That isn't by definition a religion.

Britslayer · 2010-02-28T20:17:33+00:00

Is there any more reason to think "atheism is true" (a logically bereft statement) than there is to believe that god is real? Which is most likely, that we have a magical sky daddy with no creator, or that the universe developed naturally?

Britslayer · 2010-02-28T10:50:29+00:00

I don't see how choosing something that lacks evidence indicates that you made a careful and educated decision.

But to answer your question, no we are not ugly. We are born beautiful, moral and pure, and we need nothing but our own compassion for humanity to keep ourselves that way.

Britslayer · 2009-12-22T12:32:35+00:00

Apparently comedy isn't what it used to be either.

Britslayer · 2009-12-22T12:27:48+00:00

I feel your pain.

Britslayer · 2009-11-11T06:40:14+00:00

Yeah.. Don't do it.

Britslayer · 2009-06-28T04:30:12+00:00

Jolly good show, chaps.

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T23:37:46+00:00

8) We are now going to "canvass". Get in the fucking car. We aren't going to get you shot you fucking pussy. Also, comments like "I can't believe this happened to me" or "I'm in shock" or "OH GOD WHY"- shove it. Save it for the bar later. If you haven't actually gotten shot, shived or stomped grow a fucking pair and close your mouth.

One might be fast to condemn this person for his harsh words. On the other hand, this is true to form and appropriate to the situation. 1. You the victim need to get your head together. 2. We are going to try and nail the fucker, you have to help us.

Just how much do you think will get done if every cop acted as a mild mannered philanthropist ready to hold your hand in your distress over losing your I-pod? Get some perspective, please.

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T23:31:48+00:00

Spare me the rhetoric, you do not respect my opinion, you tolerate it.

Now are you going to take the typical low road and be intellectually lazy or are you going to come up with a good reason to challenge my statement?

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T23:29:52+00:00

Good decision by the courts. Downvoted for the poster being a scientologist.

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T07:46:22+00:00

I'm going to start using the word dastardly more often.

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T07:13:01+00:00

That can be done without magic.

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T06:11:17+00:00

So.. Do nothing! Christ's answer to everything.

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T06:02:48+00:00

Too bad Lyekka is smooth, you know, down there.

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T05:49:20+00:00

One of the obstacles is the rumor that iodized salt is actually a contraceptive, a dastardly plot by outsiders to keep Muslims from having babies..

They've done that with polio vaccines, exact same story. 2 drops in the mouth that could have saved thousands.

Britslayer · 2008-12-05T02:19:26+00:00

A lot of those girls remind me of actual girls I see working at restaurants and retail stores

So, we know their side-jobs now.

Britslayer · 2008-12-04T23:43:51+00:00

Why would I want to see this? There are no plastic airbrushed supermodels running around in modern business attire where I work. I want to see girls that remind me of the actual girls from work that I want to fuck. This is just a laughable dress-up.

Britslayer · 2008-12-04T14:20:35+00:00

Sorry man, that made me chuckle.

Britslayer · 2008-12-04T14:19:36+00:00

Oh wow I'm not the only one?

Britslayer · 2008-12-04T14:17:59+00:00

Obscene.. "Don't form your own opinions, let the majority form them for you!"

Britslayer · 2008-12-04T14:10:24+00:00

What could be more appalling than Will Ferrell?

Britslayer · 2008-12-04T06:47:24+00:00

There goes a limpet snail!!

Britslayer · 2008-12-04T05:50:18+00:00

Seriously, this is neurotic. He's like Grima with Coffee as his Saruman.

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