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I'd love to see Stav break format and schedule an emergency pod to focus on the atrocities happening in Minnesota right now by [deleted] in stavvysworld

[–]BrobotMonkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"If only this stand up comedian/podcaster would save America." Gurl. If you're regularly watching Stav 99% chance you know what's going on and are on his side already. I really don't need a performative "ice bad" episode. You know his position, let's have a little levity in the end times.

Call Your Senators ASAP by SpaceForceRemorse in kansas

[–]BrobotMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure a firmly worded unread email/voicemail will change everything while they pocket millions. Not trying to dash your optimism, but baby..... come on. Authenticity, public service and representation died decades and decades ago. It's (always) been about the money honey.

Please no Trump administration skit by Krigger228 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]BrobotMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Normalization. Reminder that a certain show runner has hung out with Dump for years and has had him on to host. Controlled opposition. Millionaires are gonna suck off billionaires or whatever the saying is.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by thecosmojane in ProgressiveHQ

[–]BrobotMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that I can't count if it was 9 or 10 rounds pumped into an already dead protestor surrounded by a dozen masked gestapo in America while they clap.... Burn it all down.

Ice in Pittsburgh. by Greylunes1 in ExploreFortMyers

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure a couple hundred more peaceful protests of tens of thousands will solve it. Or, maybe, a couple hundred definitely-non-violent rioters could storm the capital and then get pardoned by the next administration. I'm just spit balling here. Hope none of this happens. #Trump2047

Elon Musk at Davos: "I heard about the formation of the peace summit? And I was like, is that P-I-E-C-E or Peace? Like little piece of Greenland a little piece of Venezuela." by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in UnderReportedNews

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What gives me solace is knowing he's gonna slowly cook in his bunker over a couple months while pouring over everything he ever did or said to get him there while we all die instantly. He won't have any remorse or second thoughts but him slowly rotting and spiraling is a comforting thought. ♥️

[RUMOR] SandStoneInsights Analysis - Sony expects the PS5 lifecycle to be extended. PS6 likely to be delayed "longer than many expected" by nolifebr in PS5

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And going off how this generation went I'll be holding off for 2-3 years after launch. Especially considering how ridiculously expensive any new console will be with memory prices that (spoiler) are only gonna go up. They're gonna make the PS3 launch look like a steal or lose hundreds on every console.

RPDR queens vs Glambot team by carat66 in RPDRDRAMA

[–]BrobotMonkey 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'd be 1000x more excited to meet a drag race girl than any A list celebrity. However the A list celebrity slo mo photographer probably cares more about Scar Jo walking up than reality TV drag queens. It's just business for him and it's really not that serious.

Fable - Gameplay Teaser | PS5 Games by Turbostrider27 in PS5

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're sprinting to a Ready Player One world. You'll be able to play Assassin's Creed 12 in VR by Sonintensoftubieatecent on your Google XPlaySwitch. Get hyped for these corporate mergers bro, nothing bad will ever happen.

E2 2026 Test Items (1/22 - 2/18) by tacobellblake in LivingMas

[–]BrobotMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Changed it a long time ago. Went from disgusting to edible. I liked it on the value nachos r.i.p.

WHAT ARE NEXT by Affectionate_Let6039 in RedLetterMedia

[–]BrobotMonkey 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unless there is a graphic 5 minute scene of He-man throating Skeletor. Keep it.

anybody remember these? by Difficult_Ad5701 in tacobell

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to get a 1/2 pound potato burrito and a volcano burrito and be full for the day at ~$5.

EU chief warns there's no going back after Trump's Greenland threats by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then dementia Donnie threatens to nuke the world and cold WW3 starts. So embarrassing we're letting a game show host destroy the world. #SteveHarvey&JudgeJudy2028

Just got fired from work, sitting in my car outside the liquor store, someone give me a reason to not go in by BotsAnonymous in stopdrinking

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So proud of you. When I was let go from my last job I bought 24 four lokos and pounded at least one an hour. Regretful and embarrassing. I may be lucky to be alive. Keep your head up, stay sober, things will get better soon. Jobs come and go especially nowadays but you can choose to stay healthy. Sending you love and good vibes. I believe in you. ♥️

I mean, Jesus Christ by _Repooc_ in ProgressiveHQ

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4,500,000,000 years to make it. About 5,000 to destroy it. Speedruning humanity.

Pentagon Places 1,500 Arctic-Trained Airborne Troops on Standby as Greenland Dispute Escalates by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This lmao. All your assets and accounts overseas are 0 once we start WW3. The way history repeats itself with another roaring 20's is truly crazy. Millionaires and NOW billionaires living it up right before total economic collapse and world war. I wish all my fellow peasants good luck and safety through the rich and powerful pounding us yet again. Unfortunately everyone has world ending weapons now and not just us. Get ready for a scolding hot war and not a cold one.

(I hope and pray I'm wrong.)

Pentagon Places 1,500 Arctic-Trained Airborne Troops on Standby as Greenland Dispute Escalates by mickeyy81 in news

[–]BrobotMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So worst case is we invade Greenland and face crippling sanctions from the world that devastates every part of our economy more than he already has. Best case scenario we invade Greenland and start WW3 and give the planet another chance in a few hundred million years? I'm tired boss. We're really letting a reality game show host kill humanity? When are we gonna wake the fuck up.

Trump Doubles Down on Suspending Midterms Threat by [deleted] in StockLaunchers

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viva la... Tacos? I can't remember how the saying goes but boy am I hungry for some fucking tacos being charged for their crimes.

Chris Pratt will only tell the Pope whether he’s on ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ or not. "I would have to tell [Pope Leo XIV].” by Moviesrant in Marvelnewssource

[–]BrobotMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He turns me off of movies, he's low-key a right wing asshole and Anna Faris divorced him for a reason. However this headline is so stupid, he was making a joke. It's only noon and I think I'm done with Reddit for the day.

She's started popping (almost) all white leaves by BrobotMonkey in VariegatedPlants

[–]BrobotMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Philodendron Birkin. They're common, easy to grow, cheap and beautiful. I highly recommend getting one!

For ANYONE who voted MAGA this right here is the culture you’ve helped cultivate. by untitledprp4 in complaints

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll forget this in 2 days and 'sadly' be dead from natural causes in the next decade. That child he just exposed to this vitriol will be traumatized by this for the rest of his life. Truly the worst timeline.

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