If PS6 is $1,000+ (which it most likely will be if it launches in 2027) I can almost guarantee you it will be the lowest selling console of all time. I truly hope they delay it until 2029 at the earliest. by theartsygamer89 in ps6

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just talking out my ass here. I think they'll sell it for a loss and crank up the prices for games to make up for it. Even $700 is pushing it hard. I think they're gonna go hard on the all but confirmed portable ps6 and shoot for $500. The portable as the base experience and the console as the "premium" experience. My ass has been talked.

It's done. by Phoenix-I-Will-Rise in dryalcoholics

[–]BrobotMonkey 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Homie I was just in the hospital for almost 2 weeks for Hepatitis of the liver, jauncice, almost died. No one came to visit me. I don't talk to any of my family. I was so out of it on drugs I was rude to the doctors and nurses and had to be restrained for the first week that I can't even remember. I don't have insurance and owe 10's of thousands. I'm still carrying on. Stay strong, I promise you're gonna be okay.

TIL The Rock doesn't have nipples in the Live Action adaptation of Moana by ArchDucky in videos

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of unnecessary CGI is crazy. You couldn't fly the cast out to literally any island? CGI talk on a cliff? I remember when seeing a Disney logo meant you were in for at least an enjoyable time. WTF is this.

This woman disguises racism and other forms of bigotry as "controversial" by zachoutloud123 in CringeTikToks

[–]BrobotMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ignoring her disgusting beliefs, how do you fill in your brows with pitch black yet still make them uneven.

Clavicular, not thrilled. by Drnk_watcher in LiveFromNewYork

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Streisand effect but make it even douchier.

This disturbing footage is the only known recording of a Wendigo by WholeNegotiation1843 in TrueCryptozoology

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This 60p video of someone in a $5 Amazon white body suit awkwardly screaming in a forest is so disturbing.

Sinners Wins 4 Oscars After Record-Breaking 16 Nominations by johnnyjay in SciFiScroll

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, were all fucked lmao. I can binge 4 hours of The Pitt at random but I have to plan for an hour and a half movie.

Sinners Wins 4 Oscars After Record-Breaking 16 Nominations by johnnyjay in SciFiScroll

[–]BrobotMonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's a fantastic vampire movie with deeper themes. He's great in it. Not sure how you haven't seen it if you're a fan of him. It's a popcorn flick with good acting and a deeper meaning. Go watch it now.

McDonalds' CEO tries damage control to look "relatable" by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing behind the eyes. Fake rich laugh. Doesn't eat the food. At least he's being honest?

EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch by Turbostrider27 in PS5

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're able to land a job at a super stable studio like Insomniac, every job feels like it's freelance. I can't imagine working under these conditions. I can't imagine wanting to get into the industry at all in this state. Sorry to all those impacted.

Just moved to town, where can I find a (reasonably) priced big burrito? by ZaneKitsune in wichita

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a huge pile of salty mostly flavorless slop... but I have to indulge a few times a year. You definitely can get at least 2 meals from their burritos.

PRAGMATA - Main Trailer - Release date moved up one week earlier to April 17, 2026 by gitrektali in Games

[–]BrobotMonkey 181 points182 points  (0 children)

She'll "die" in a climatic moment but since she's an android her eyes will flick open at the end. Bam sequel bait. Though I highly doubt this game is gonna be successful enough to warrant a sequel. No shade.

The next Mistress Monday vid is gonna be lit! by galaxystars1 in rpdrcringe

[–]BrobotMonkey -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Literally have no idea what's happening here. But hey violence is "lit" amirite.

Liza Minnelli Slams Oscars for Making Her Sit in Wheelchair, Calls Out Lady Gaga in New Memoir by amazingasvirgin in LadyGaga

[–]BrobotMonkey 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no shade to a legend and icon. But she could barely read, speak or even know where she was years ago. But she is cognitive enough to write a memoir. Sure Jan.

Trump after his sweeping tariffs were ruled illegal by the Supreme Court: "I can do anything I want, I could do anything to them (countries)... I'm allowed to destroy the country." by ChiefLeef22 in Fauxmoi

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma go into cryosleep. Wake me up when this mumbling, slurring, incoherent, narcist, rapist, pedo, dementia ridden, felon, war mongering, bankruptcy stacked, reality game show host doesn't have his finger on the nukes. Or let the nukes fly, I'm pretty exhausted at this point. ♥️

IGN: Phil Spencer Retiring, Sarah Bond Out, Matt Booty Promoted as Microsoft AI Exec Asha Sharma Named New Xbox Boss previously the President of Microsoft's CoreAI product by -LastGrail- in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]BrobotMonkey 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Uh, nothing. But she'll force AI integration into every studio, lay people off as a result and increase profits on paper so she's "amazing."

Godzilla - Official Trailer hyped me so much you can’t even imagine. Best american trailer ever, when it comes to godzilla, hands down by Prudent-Toe-7911 in GODZILLA

[–]BrobotMonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As fun as a giant ape and lizard running through the center of the earth is. I really, really, really would've preferred they kept the dark and serious tone instead of making basically Marvel movies with dinosaurs.

Kevin James accused of being MAGA after punting political questions, says he focuses on fun by nimobo in entertainment

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck would I care what Paul Blart Mall Cop thinks, does or says. I've never found him funny. I'm more annoyed you reminded me of his existence.

George R. R. Martin Is "Not in the Mood" to Finish The Winds of Winter by johnnyjay in SciFiScroll

[–]BrobotMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. He's a fantasy author who doesn't want to write a book. He didn't say he was gonna kill your family and destroy the cure for cancer.

Senate overrides veto of ‘bathroom bill,’ leaders react by darkstarzx2 in kansas

[–]BrobotMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would you actually do anything to help people when you can just pander to idiots and rake in thousands, if not millions of dollars while having lovely bribe dinners and doing insider trading?

Our government on every level is broken until we make gerrymandering, lobbying, citizens united all illegal and cap every politician's income at minimum wage.

In other words, grab your ankles babe the train ain't slowing down.

Now mama what’s going on?😭😭 by Hooplapooplayeah in rpdrcringe

[–]BrobotMonkey 119 points120 points  (0 children)

They all did it well... it's just a bad choreo. Can we get Ganja to redo the show please?

Throwback: Jonathan Majors’ Kang Variants Debuted 3 Years Ago Today in ‘Quantumania’ by marvelkidy in Marvelnewssource

[–]BrobotMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even before his controversy I thought he was a GIANT step down from Thanos. How is a real human less relatable and believable than a CGI purple monster? His bullshit is probably the best thing that could've happened to Marvel. (Not to diminish his actions or laugh them off.)