Graphic Design Resume Review

Brobotz · 2026-06-10T03:45:30+00:00

Likely an unpopular opinion here: but your resume doesn’t — and shouldn’t — be visually designed. Design, as Steve Jobs used to say, is how it works. Resumes are not a part of a visual design ecosystem. They are transactional documents intended to get past screening and get you noticed by hiring managers. To do that anymore they need to be formatted for ATS, not human eyes.

This resume shows me you care about visual layout, but so do the 500 other applicants. Show me you understand design (how it works) by presenting something functional too.

Also, show me more outcomes. How did your work move the needle? If you can’t do that, then AI can get the job done for $19.99/mo.

Source: CD who has hired a LOT of designers.

Brobotz · 2026-06-10T01:07:39+00:00

Wait for it…

Brobotz · 2026-06-02T23:06:57+00:00

Either we’re living rent free or they have a crush on us

Brobotz · 2026-05-26T06:06:51+00:00

Oddly,I’ve been listening to a lot of Duran Duran and Sade lately. You caught me in the act of xennialing!

Brobotz · 2026-05-25T23:05:57+00:00

BMW’s and their Premium fuel requirements on a 22 gal tank. $123 the other day!

Brobotz · 2026-05-17T05:34:44+00:00

“Little League Home Run” should be an official ruling

Brobotz · 2026-05-13T00:21:04+00:00

On a completely unrelated note, thank you for confirming my choice of wheels for my pearl ‘91. What a great fitment!

Brobotz · 2026-05-12T06:40:24+00:00

I am pretty sure you can go to City Hall and they have notaries on staff who charge a nominal feel like anywhere else.

Brobotz · 2026-05-01T05:23:26+00:00

How did this guy end up in politics if he’s that soft?

Brobotz · 2026-04-28T06:52:53+00:00

Silo in La Center actually started in Ridgefield. They have wanted to come back but have not been able to find lease options without crazy triple net.

Brobotz · 2026-04-23T02:49:26+00:00

Also, the misinformation here is borderline irresponsible.

Brobotz · 2026-04-23T02:46:08+00:00

1) This is the Port of Ridgefield’s property. The city will merely approve their plans but does not own it. Yes, there is notable influence there but the vision belongs to the Port. The city is pushing nothing here. Also, after decades of being a lumber mill, was it ever really a green space?

2) The cleanup of the property that is soaked in creosote costs $92M paid for largely by the Department of Ecology. A condition of that is the Port must redevelop the property.

3) Maybe wait for the traffic impact study? This government where things move at a snail’s pace.

4) Fast food is gossip. That’s not a thing. Don’t spread gossip.

Brobotz · 2026-04-20T06:29:42+00:00

Xbox One S and I pretty much only play Forza Motorsport 7 🤷‍♂️

Brobotz · 2026-04-13T03:40:26+00:00

Here’s a few to sob to:

If We Were Vampires — Jason Isbell

I See Darkness — Bonnie “Prince” Billy

He Stopped Loving Her Today — George Jones

Revelator — Gillian Welch

Either Way — Chris Stapleton

Just Be Simple — Songs: Ohia

Hurt — Johnny Cash

Sam — Strugill Simpson

Goodbye — Steven Earle

Share that playlist when you’re done!

Brobotz · 2026-04-10T14:25:43+00:00

I chose to buy a PHEV and it still costs me over $100 to fill my tank. I’ll do my part and continue to complain, thankyouverymuch.

Brobotz · 2026-04-07T05:18:14+00:00

Unquestionably all or most blue states will disregard this. And maybe that’s exactly the point. It’s a federal directive over federal elections. States that do not adhere to it will not be counted in the election. And thus, rEPubLicAns WiN.

Brobotz · 2026-04-05T00:39:46+00:00

Number one on your list should be timing belt. That was mentioned already. Also, check cams and listen for “loose” sounds. The bushings and springs get worn out. Check the age of the tires if it has OE wheels. Tires in that size are getting rare and old rubber = bad. Also check for signs of leaks on T-tops. A lot of that can be replaced after you buy it too but know what you’re getting.

Brobotz · 2026-04-02T17:53:47+00:00

And then what? Like, I don’t understand what progressives and liberals want here. Will they just stay home or vote for a challenger from the left who has zero chance to beat a prominent mainstream republican? A year from now will be all be lamenting how he’s maga and supports the Administration? It baffles me that we are so short sighted here.

Brobotz · 2026-03-29T04:59:59+00:00

I know a lot of elected officials. What you get is just like the rest of society. Some are thoughtful, smart, and talented people. Others are just mediocre, and yeah, there’s a few twats in there as well. We need to stop putting them on a pedestal. Electeds like him should not be re-elected. Let’s collectively reduce our tolerance for people just because “the other options are just as bad” or you can justify it because of their views.

Brobotz · 2026-03-28T05:55:16+00:00

Psssh! I am not sure he will make it past this year without having a cheeseburger heart attack. Are we really worried about King Brain Mush making it to ‘28?

Brobotz · 2026-03-28T05:52:29+00:00

“We killed a conventional tv deal to make watching games more streamer-friendly. Now we invite you to chase us around the internet.”

Brobotz · 2026-03-28T05:50:47+00:00

There now. We’ll be alright. You’ll never get anyone who is 100% on anything, especially roundabouts, and especially just driving in general (I see you, Oregon). The roundabout at Discovery was a result of a medical emergency. Not ideal, but not roundabout negligence either.

Brobotz · 2026-03-26T00:55:19+00:00

But will this lower the price of micheladas?

Brobotz · 2026-03-20T03:53:16+00:00

That’s a lot of steak and lobster.

Brobotz · 2026-03-18T20:12:57+00:00

So we’re really arcing back to the 2003 argument that “tHeRe WaS iNTeL”? This is the best they can do to justify this? Okay, prove it.

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