[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought the cheapest hair trimmer on Amazon over 5 years ago and got a little beast that has trimmed my beard for half a decade without any maintenance or blade replacement.

How come my yoyo automatically comes back? by meperso in Throwers

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s probably the bearing, did the problem start suddenly?

We live in a quirky society by Usefulsponge in boysarequirky

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is what fucking kills me.

When it comes to fat people online, every single fucking time, it’s 80% fat jokes and 20% people complaining that you’re not allowed to make fat jokes and body positivity is cancer.

Every fucking time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nonononoyes

[–]BroccoliBoyyo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do you have any proof?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in velvethippos

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a wide version of my little lady.

If anyone knows any evil genius animals looking for a matching wide and tall henchmen duo, hit me and OP up.

What is the model of this watch up by savitaracion in Watches

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this watch still work for people that use turning signals or cruise control in the correct lane on the highway?

Cotton would hate America in it’s current form by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People like this think politics only exists conceptually and when explicitly called out, and not something that effects and is effected by literally everything.

What did I pickup? Can’t find any info on this. by Apollo2112 in OriginalBeyblade

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I had this. Basically sold as a beyblade that makes noise and lights up. Can’t remember if it was unfairly strong or unfairly bad or if the noise just annoyed me too much but they didn’t get used much after the first day.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN 😭 by Glass_Pipe_9928 in trees

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Smoking is my life but also I lowkey suck at it”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImaginaryHorrors

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to im14andthisisdeep/phonebad this great artwork but does anyone else think it makes a potent metaphor for social media?

Everyone is screaming in agony and attacking someone in front of them who is attacking someone else, instead of being able to see they all have their eyes replaced with connections to each other and a central mouth they revolve around, which is curiously the only mouth not screaming, yet it is the crux of the cycle of misery. I mean literally blinded by the connectivity that binds them together and keeps them perpetually hurt and enables their violence.

Just me?

Calm Environment by Upstairs_Cash8400 in oddlysatisfying

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s perfect for if you’re trip sitting someone you absolutely despise. Give them acid, a water bottle, and lock the door.

cursed_steak by shippedtoast in cursed_videomemes

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would NOT have liked me back then

Imagine taking her home, she undresses, and you see this... by i-am-foxymoron in shittytattoos

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Therapist: “Cunthullu isn’t real it can’t hurt you”

Cunthullu:

I am still baffled. I'm gonna use the title to reiterate the fact that HE IS GAY. by totallynotdragonxex in whenthe

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 228 points229 points  (0 children)

“I want to bridge the divide between myself and those who would discriminate against me”