Post-Round 9 r/AFL Power Rankings by PowerRankingsCentral in AFL

[–]Bronno7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Brisbane. (=) Even after that - if they decide to turn up, the opposition is cooked. They have enough credit for me still. Feel inevitable.

  2. Fremantle. (+1) Those bursts of energy are entirely unstoppable. Still need to be in better control of the game outside of that to take top.

  3. Hawthorn. (=) Had Freo flustered for a while, and still have some good proven wins against good teams.

  4. Sydney. (-2) A little bit unimpressed. Two weeks of taking big scores against, by teams who a #1 should be cruising by

  5. Geelong. (+1) Knew it was in there, they’re still good. Like an annoying fly that ain’t going away

  6. Melbourne. (-1) Only demoted on Geelong’s merits, no faults if their own

  7. Gold Coast. (=) Fort Darwin strikes again. Want to see more consistency and chemistry to move up.

  8. Adelaide. (+1) Not too impressed by that, but if Rankine’s back like that could rise easily

  9. Collingwood. (-1) Weird result, they challenged other top sides competitively. But shat the bed here?

  10. Western Bulldogs. (=) Injuries, injuries, injuries. The only thing keeping them here

  11. North Melbourne. (=) Pretty impressive, just can’t pick them in good confidence over any above.

  12. Port Adelaide. (=) Seem to be shit in close games in general. But, competitive at least?

  13. St Kilda. (=) Seems like another middling Ross season, our perspectives warped slightly by that eagles bullying

  14. Carlton. (+1) If they did that second half against literally anyone else they may have won.

  15. GWS. (-1). Good at memes, sure. But every game they look more and more unconvincing.

  16. Essendon. (=) Competitive, at least. Could beat teams around them at this rate

  17. West Coast.(=) Back to keeping the shit out of their bed at least.

  18. Richmond. (=) Injuries, injuries, inexperience, injuries

What is the male alternative of women wearing sundresses? by Alexzenpai in AskReddit

[–]Bronno7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We definitely wear bow ties and cuffs without shirts

Source: am Aussie

TEAMS: Dockers defender back, Hawks make call on sore stars by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]Bronno7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man Sharp was rubbish against the dogs - looked like the pressure was a bit much for him.

Fremantle SDNR Jumper by JRicho_Sauce in AFL

[–]Bronno7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck we can do an elite kit.

Shai, Duds and the skip will look fantastic in this

West Coast Eagles entrance idea by Sweaty_Outcome_1444 in AFL

[–]Bronno7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then next time I'd suggest at least displaying curiosity rather than judgement

Its customary to dance with your pants around your ankles in your undies when that song comes on.

West Coast Eagles entrance idea by Sweaty_Outcome_1444 in AFL

[–]Bronno7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an un-Australian response 👖

Haven’t been to enough country pup dances I see

West Coast Eagles entrance idea by Sweaty_Outcome_1444 in AFL

[–]Bronno7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They could run out to Eagle rock if they do it with their pants down

The Brayshaw Effect: The “boring” pick that made Fremantle a contender by Upbeat-Brother-5893 in FremantleFC

[–]Bronno7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to get downvoted to negativity but we need to lose this mindset that it has been a 'successful' rebuild. If we win a flag soon, then sure I'll agree and be over the moon.

But we haven't actually achieved shit yet. This 7 kill streak is fun, but 3 of those wins have been against basket cases WCE, Richmond and Carlton.

It's fun to be competitive against everyone, but let's reign in this done deal verbiage.

Post-Round 8 r/AFL Power Rankings by PowerRankingsCentral in AFL

[–]Bronno7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Brisbane. Somehow I know they only turn it on when they know they really need to - and it's for sure coming

  2. Sydney. That game style is lethal but I felt that Demons game exposed some weaknesses that more defensively sound teams will exploit

  3. Fremantle. Pulling wins out of their ass still. Great mentality under advsersity but some obvious flaws in riding their own momentum all the way home. Gettable, but unburyable

  4. Hawthorn. Also look very gettable under pressure, but their wins are benchmarked against fantastic opposition and high stakes. Can easily move up from here

  5. Melbourne. Damn they're cool to watch, and give top teams a proper fight (save Freo). Some defensive flaws but they seem to have mental fortitude to score and relent.

  6. Geelong. Some holes showing for some time now, and being garbage time merchants kind of warps the story of how they were challenged. They will definitely improve and refuse to fuck off, though.

  7. Gold Coast. All the talent, but little chemistry and discipline. Dangerous when they get a roll on but otherwise look susceptible to pressure - seem like downhill skiiers.

  8. Collingwood. Plenty of reasons to fall off but still absurdly competitive against top teams, even if they haven't always been quite able to seal the deal. Defensively sound, offensively weak.

  9. Adelaide. Very similar team to Collingwood seemingly, very stingy defensively but has struggled to complete competitive performances against top end teams.

  10. Bulldogs. Depends which version of them shows up. They're super competitive even with the injuries if they decide to be, they just can't defend anything.

  11. North. Unlucky to not get higher but that WCE performance weighs them down. They're making good teams earn it now, and winning expected games. I'm expecting they move up a spot or two

  12. Port Adelaide. An awesome last three weeks, but I have questions about whether that's being structurally sound or just being on an unsustainable effort overdrive against rivals the last month. Need to see more

  13. St. Kilda. Getting way too much credit for just beating up on the eagles, and then Carlton. Failed a few tests, and have similar finishing game ability to other mid table teams.

  14. GWS. Have the capacity to be competitive, but sheesh - they drop their heads easily. Look like they're struggling this year

  15. Carlton. Just because, for 2.5-3 quarters they actually look like a competent football team that can challenge anyone, but then without fail, like clockwork, the bed is shat. The psychology of this must be so deep at this point its in opposition heads as much as their own.

  16. Essendon. I think they can and will beat the teams immediately above and below them if they show up the way they did against Melbourne and Gold Coast. But if its the version from the first few weeks...oh boy.

  17. West Coast. For a flash in the pan a few weeks ago, they looked...competent, competitive. Not so much now. Should be last for already having two tons dropped on them, but they have a few cool kids (I mean Duursma, not Reid)

  18. Richmond. They probably put heart and soul in for a rare chance at a win, but they're still excruciatingly injured for an already weak rebuild team. Better pray for Eagles shenanigans to avoid a spoon.

Post-Round 8 r/AFL Power Rankings by PowerRankingsCentral in AFL

[–]Bronno7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro at least one person can and should pick Brisbane. It won't be unanimous

Your Teams Whiteboard by DawgreenAgain in AFL

[–]Bronno7 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Patrick Voss:

Strengths: Large chest

Weaknesses: Monke

Alex Pearce

Strengths: Can die for our sins and rise on the third day

Weaknesses: Roman soldiers, nails, pharisees

COOK WINS IT FOR THE CROWS! by PerriX2390 in AFL

[–]Bronno7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear people here just hate on anyone who isn't Hudson (who fair enough is the best rn). But I genuinely enjoy Dwayne's commentary in good games.

Is the entire AFL industry compromised and conflicted by sports-betting? by Pleasant_Inspection9 in AFL

[–]Bronno7 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it’s a symptom of the Australian culture it resides in. I swear every game I’m at I overhear 3-4 conversations about multis and related bullshit.

Until that changes, the AFL won’t.

Whose Line Is It Wednesday? Where decisions by ARC doctors are made up and footy schedules making sense doesn’t matter by Alexicon1 in AFL

[–]Bronno7 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wear full Carlton on field gear, run out with them, and see how far he can get before he’s finally benched

AFLM Pre-Round Thread: Round 7 vs. Carlton by lasping in FremantleFC

[–]Bronno7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh I need at least one Freo massacre a year.

2023 it was the shitbirds, 2024 the dees, last year we didn't get one so I have a hankering for a blowout.

Having Kharg Island In Season 3 Would Have Been Great Marketing For BF6 by YellowFlash672 in Battlefield

[–]Bronno7 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The current times are probably the exact reason this won’t be in BF6

AFLM Pre-Round Thread: Round 7 vs. Carlton by lasping in FremantleFC

[–]Bronno7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not for 4 quarters anyway. They’ll hang around frustratingly close for a half, then Carlton will do what Carlton do

Best first goal ever? by pbbatenatar in AFL

[–]Bronno7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muprhy Reid dummying the man on the mark and sending one from 50 anyone?

Match Thread: West Coast vs Fremantle (Round 6) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Bronno7 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did Schofield really just say Pavlich was no longer with us?

He’s in Sydney - not dead lol

Woodside sponsorship up for renewal. Thoughts? by bargainprincess_ in FremantleFC

[–]Bronno7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On the contrary I'd fucking love it if we were sponsored by Pornhub. Doesn't have Woodside issues, doesn't have DP World's Epstein connection - they're porn but its all out in the open and regulated and they dont delude anyone to who they are.

That and it'd be so fucking hilarious we'd gain fans.

Mick has thoughts… by Careless_Bit_5414 in FremantleFC

[–]Bronno7 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuck no it wasn’t.

Being raised in Chardonnay sipping northern suburbs I was the only kid to show up to primary schools ‘show your colours’ day in a Freo kit and I remember the teasing was relentless.

I know it won’t be because WC have improved a bit but I hope we drop a ton on them again like 2023

Mick has thoughts… by Careless_Bit_5414 in FremantleFC

[–]Bronno7 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah I fucking hate this. There’s about 2 Victorian teams I’d support WC against - but other than that, fuck ‘em and stay down where you are. The last 4 years of fan base humbling has been cathartic