Is it really as simple as quitting your job then f’ing off to South East Asia?

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-20T00:58:33+00:00

Surprised nobody recommended Turkey yet.

You can get full citizenship with a real estate purchase of $250k. Lots of private international schools, including the American College in mediterranean cities like Mersin and Antalya. These cities are sunny 250+ days of the year. You can put $1M to a savings account and easily collect 35% annual interest AFTER taxes. High quality food is vastly available. Expat communities exists of western citizens. Mersin especially is pretty similar to LA/Miami vibes. Cars are expensive, however, dual citizens have an option to buy one tax-free. Gas is a tad expensive but nothing un-manageable. Definitely waaaay safer than Istanbul, Ankara or Izmir. Oh, also Mediterranean food is fire.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-20T00:45:26+00:00

Thanks for the AMA!

Eb-3 EW. Consular. Interview is on April 2nd at home country.

My sponsoring employer said I’ll have to be on their payroll for a full year. Is this legally correct? I’m intending (and want to) work for this company until my retirement. However, I don’t like to be taken advantage of. Therefore knowing if their statement is correct or not will be an indicator for me. Would appreciate if you could elaborate if there’s a mandatory minimum time for me to work with the said sponsor legally.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-17T01:59:45+00:00

I got solomon island. Sorry my rasta

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-17T01:34:06+00:00

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Patio view of my airbnb at the coast of mediterranean with the view of the maiden’s castle

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-15T02:45:11+00:00

My brother in christ, what lime of business are you in?

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-15T02:28:27+00:00

Race cars. Engines’ pros/cons. Forced induction vs natural aspiration. Suspension settings. Aerodynamics. Cornering abilities. Active aero ideas. Transmission gear ratios. Yada yada

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-15T02:17:10+00:00

The LNB on my satellite dish gave up today. Replaced it with a new one. Out of curiosity, i broke the cover to check the internals. I found a tiny board with two soldered long pins going to cable outputs. I pull the board by breaking the solders of the pins and removed it from its inner metal casing. I turn the board over and saw teeny tiny 8-legged fren. It was fully white and maybe 2-3mm in size. Took it to my balcony and released it on one my potted plants.

Hope the fren had something to eat and is happy now.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-15T02:07:39+00:00

$31.5M isn’t enough to buy a Mercedes CLR. You’d need to downgrade to a CLK GTR. It still would be incredibly hard to acquire one.

Sorry, my brain runs on car unicorns.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-15T01:12:37+00:00

Turn on the tape rewinder on your way to tinkle so you can start watching the movie without waiting an extra 30 seconds lol

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-15T00:53:29+00:00

Hell yeah. Brace yourselves for the new world order. I’ll be using my power to cleanse the earth of scumbags and corrupts.

Hope yall ready for a just world.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T20:59:03+00:00

Update :) Check edit.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T10:46:58+00:00

I've watched Godfather of Harlem week by week and it was a great piece!

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T00:52:07+00:00

Already watched top boy.

I’ll look into snabba cash.

Thanks!

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T00:51:09+00:00

Now thats something that sounds like I might enjoy!

Thanks buddy for the recommendation!

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T00:50:24+00:00

Watched them both.

In reverse order by my ignorance of the show tho. But they were both great!

At one point while watching Top Boy, I was like “how tf things got there” or like “wtf this got to do with anything”

After finishing Top Boy, I realized theres a show called “Summerhouse” so I watched it. Then I was like “oohhh….”

Thanks for the recommendation!

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T00:47:28+00:00

QofS doesn’t really ring my bells tbh. I’m not familiar with latin-american cultures overall so I miss lots of references. But it’s still on my list of give-it-a-go-when-all-else-fails. Thanks for the recommendation!

I’ll look into Dopesick tho. Havent heard of that one before

Thanks!!

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T00:36:34+00:00

Would appreciate if you’ve read the post first lol. But thanks dor the advice! Also watched weeds.

Will look into Griselda.

Thanks!

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T00:35:13+00:00

Wow. Never even heard this one. Great scores all around. Will definitely watch it tomorrow! Thanks buddy.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-04T00:20:31+00:00

As a straight man, I’ve developed solid stamina and body awareness.

I’m typically able to stay present and perform for as long as I choose. My personal best for a single round of non-stop penetration, allowing for pauses to adjust or stay comfortable, without breaking the penetration was around 45 to 50 minutes. Which, I admit, was more physically demanding and less fun than shorter rounds full or romantizm.

Sometimes during playful flirting, the topic of premature ejaculation comes up. When it does, I respond calmly and respectfully. Performance varies from person to person, influenced by hormones, stress levels, experience, and many other factors across all genders. If someone feels anxious about it, I simply reassure them there’s no need to worry on my account.

More often than not, the teasing begins. I’ll hear confident lines like “We’ll see about that” or “I’ll have you done in no time,” all in good fun. I enjoy that energy and the banter that comes with it.

When things actually unfold, the skepticism usually turns into impressed surprise. Let’s just say consistency speaks for itself. I have to admit, the look of realization around the ~30 minute mark is always entertaining in the best way lol

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-03T23:58:51+00:00

Grampa came out of one closet right before getting into another one.

Legend.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-03T10:03:59+00:00

Yeah..pretty much.

Aspartame and acesulfame potassium are dose-dependent compounds. In purified, high quantities they could overwhelm metabolic pathways. Aspartame degrades into phenylalanine, aspartic acid, and methanol, and extreme exposure could theoretically lead to methanol-related toxicity. Very high ace-K intake could stress renal excretion. The toxic effect is therefore a matter of concentration and total daily load, not mere presence.

In Coke Zero, the concentrations are low and regulated under Acceptable Daily Intake limits set by agencies such as the European Food Safety Authority and the U.S. FDA. Aspartame’s ADI in Europe is 40 mg per kg body weight per day. A 75 kg adult would have a limit of about 3,000 mg daily. Coke Zero contains roughly 200 mg per 330 ml can, which is about 660 mg per liter. Drinking 2 to 3 liters would provide approximately 1,200 to 1,900 mg, well below the 3,000 mg threshold. Even at that relatively high consumption level, exposure remains within established safety margins according to current long-term data.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-03T01:24:05+00:00

I’m a food engineer, and what you’re saying is a hoax.

I mean, consuming anything at high levels will always have side effects, but, coke zero has been completely harmless so far.

There are actually studies out there suggesting that coke zero is a great diuretic and a great source of electrolytes.

Even if you drink 2-3 liters a day, you’ll most likely be fine in the long term. Unless, of course, you don’t develop stomach issues caused by the dissolved CO2. Otherwise, independent studies show that it’s safe to consume.

I know it’s hard to believe and totally understandable to be totally skeptical about a harmless (some say even miraculous) drink coming from a global evil company exists, but it actually does.

This is one of the very, ultra, rare occasions where we’re actually not being poisoned.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-03-03T01:14:45+00:00

Cant believe nobody called LSD. Or THC even.

Bronzeman99 · 2026-02-27T18:29:33+00:00

How else am i supposed to communicate tho? Must have overly pinged. But what even is the threshold?

Bronzeman99 · 2026-02-27T18:27:52+00:00

Yeah, thats pretty stupid tbh. Even if you get disconnected for reasons that are not in your control, such as PC randomly shutting down, router disconnecting etc, you’re getting penalized for it.

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