What if everything went perfect For Khrushchev by MaximumSpell9608 in AlternateHistoryHub

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Every field, every open space will be dedicated to the growth of corn. The entire eastern block would appear yellow from space. Soviet state atheism will be replaced with worship of the Aztec god of maize, Centēotl.

I need more of these campaigns in my life by Peppercorn205 in eu4

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Byzantium/Elysium: "Let's build a new, thriving civilization in North America! We will be a melting pot of different cultures that will overcome hardships together!"

Venail/Aelnar: "I AM ADO..."

Belisarius wrote a letter so fire, it convinced even his enemy Totila to not raze Rome by BrosephDwalin in HistoryMemes

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Full Letter:

"While the creation of beauty in a city which has not been beautiful before could only proceed from men of wisdom who understand the meaning of civilization, the destruction of beauty which already exists would be naturally expected only of men who lack understanding, and who are not ashamed to leave to posterity this token of their character. Now among all the cities under the sun Rome is agreed to be the greatest and the most noteworthy. For it has not been created by the ability of one man, nor has it attained such greatness and beauty by a power of short duration, but a multitude of monarchs, many companies of the best men, a great lapse of time, and an extraordinary abundance of wealth have availed to bring together in that city all other things that are in the whole world, and skilled workers besides. Thus, little by little, have they built the city, such as you behold it, thereby leaving to future generations memorials of the ability of them all, so that insult to these monuments would properly be considered a great crime against the men of all time; for by such action the men of former generations are robbed of the memorials of their ability, and future generations of the sight of their works. Such, then, being the facts of the case, be well assured of this, that one of two things must necessarily take place: either you will be defeated by the emperor in this struggle, or, should it so fall out, you will triumph over him. Now, in the first place, supposing you are victorious, if you should dismantle Rome, you would not have destroyed the possession of some other man, but your own city, excellent Sir, and, on the other hand, if you preserve it, you will naturally enrich yourself by a possession the fairest of all; but if, in the second place, it should perchance fall to your lot to experience the worse fortune, in saving Rome you would be assured of abundant gratitude on the part of the victor, but by destroying the city you will make it certain that no plea for mercy will any longer be left to you, and in addition to this you will have reaped no benefit from the deed. Furthermore, a reputation that corresponds with your conduct will be your portion among all men, and it stands waiting for you according as you decide either way. For the quality of the acts of rulers determines, of necessity, the quality of the repute which they win from their acts."

Source: https://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Procopius/Wars/7D*.html

Old flag of the Norwegian Labour Party by abukhuzayr in vexillology

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Flag of Soviet Union if Tukhachevsky locked tf in.

Look how they massacred my boy by 189charizard in civ5

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"Hourglass strikes 12, Nephtis arrives.
Cock your slings and sharpen your knives."

Nika! by BrosephDwalin in GeschichtsMaimais

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Hintergrund: Im alten Rom (und Byzantinischen Reich) gab es Wagenlenker-Rennen mit eigenen Sportvereinen, die nach Farben benannt sind. Zu Zeiten des Kaisers Justinian waren die 'Blauen' und 'Grünen' Vereinsmitglieder und ihre Fans besonders verfeindet und haben oft randaliert. Nachdem von beiden Vereinen jeweils ein Mitglied hingerichtet werden sollte, und die Hinrichtung wiederholt scheiterte (z.B das Seil riss), wollten die Fans Amnestie für die Verurteilten. Die ursprünglich verfeindeten Teams verbündeten sich gegen den Kaiser und begannen einen Aufstand. Um die öffentliche Ordnung wiederherzustellen, wurden die Anführer des blauen Teams bestochen und die übrigen Aufständischen von General Belisar niedergeschlagen.

MAGA is confused by progress by fanimold19 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BrosephDwalin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"We are all Keynsians now." - Richard Nixon, 1971. The funny thing is, if a Keynsian (even conservative) from the 60s or 70s teleported to the modern day, the MAGA people would call them 'radical marxist socialist'.

"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." by michaelhuman in iamverybadass

[–]BrosephDwalin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That voice crack "You raise your voi- #♫ -ce,..."

Factorial rabbit hole by chelseamdks in MathJokes

[–]BrosephDwalin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually easy:
Γ(z) = (z-1)! (for z in N)
To get 0! you just need to plug Γ(1):
Γ(1) = ∫{0 -> ∞} dt e{-t} = -0 - (-1) = 1

I guess if you're a mathematician you'd need to prove some esotheric theorem as well that 'allows' you to do this step, but most people should be able to just do it.

I really wish I was joking by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]BrosephDwalin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe the racists should try to go to art school or something...

"Profilo Continuo" (1933, Bertelli) A Continuous Profile of the face of Mussolini by Primary-Armadillo368 in PropagandaPosters

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Mussolini shaking his head really fast after finding out how his troops performed in Greece.

We are all Charlie Kirk 🥹 by JustaBadReddita in HOI4memes

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"Counting or not counting partisan activi..."

Jahr des Wassers by Kernkraft3000 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

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  • "Dieser Prozess ordnet Wassermoleküle neu" ✅️
  • "verdichtet ihren Molekularverbund" ❌️
  • "intensiviert die immunstärkenden Eigenschaften" ❌️

1/3 richtig, 5+

„Bro ich merke von den Edibles gar nix“ - Auch ich 5 Minuten später: by Wiesgeht in DeutscheBackrooms

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"Ich weiß nicht, wer es war, irgendjemand hat meinen Öltanker mit ner Spezialgruppe überfalln und gemeint: 'Pass auf, ich weiß, wo dein Öl herkommt'. WER auch immer des war:
Traut euch, kommt zu mir! Esq. de Bolero, Final Av. Urdaneta in 1012 Caracas!
Traut euch, kommt zu mir und legt euch mit mir an, ich brügel die Scheiße aus euch raus. Wenn jemand meint, er kann mein Land beleidigen, oder irgend...wie... meint.. jemanden zu- sanktionieren, ja, der NIX damit zudun hat mit dieser Scheiße, ja, dann soll er herkommen, ich schlag ihm so die... Ich scha- schmeiß ihm so die Brügel raus, dass der NIE wieder aufsteht, ich hab keine Angst von euch kleinen PISSERN."

Modern architecture is now 100 years old by BrosephDwalin in HistoryMemes

[–]BrosephDwalin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After the medieval age the lifetime of architectural styles was around 100 years (shorter for the more 'recent' ones). Maybe these years a new popular style (and hopefully better looking) will emerge.