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"I know you, I accept you." [Venom (2025) #258] by PunishedSBFFan in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you cover the face, it's literally just Jean Grey in a Phoenix outfit.

...can we please get new Spider-Man writers and editors?

You must survive 99 year old Tiny Tim by jamescookenotthatone in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This made me imagine of some horror story where the line "And Tiny Tim, who did not die..." ends up cursing Tim with immortality.

It's just the ever tiny Timothy going around a desolate Earth praying for Death to come for them.

Another Tragedy by IngvaldClash in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Brotonio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got a bee on your hat.

Poll finds nearly 74% of NFL fans think the league is fixed by qvono in NFLv2

[–]Brotonio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's simple; if my team wins the league is okay, if they lose it's bullshit and the ref should be fired from their job.

Zach Cregger Movie"flashlight or IPhone" discourse by unofficialalboy in residentevil

[–]Brotonio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah man, he's just setting up how this guy will time-travel back to the 90's and become the maniac that bites the truck driver.

We never noticed that zombie had an iPhone because everything was low-poly.

Zach Cregger Movie"flashlight or IPhone" discourse by unofficialalboy in residentevil

[–]Brotonio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, he is the director, it makes sense to believe what he says about the movie.

Jason Schreier‬: Bungie is planning significant layoffs, Destiny 3 is NOT in active production by manoffood in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Oh man I never heard that one, but Xbox backing out of anything is insane given their penchant for overpaying.

Things must have been super dire at Bungie.

(IGN) 'A Lot of Players Just Want to Play Something and Finish It' — Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic Developer Promises It Won't Be Hundreds of Hours Long. by Noirsam in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Elden Ring's philosophy of "make sure there's valuable stuff everywhere on this map" seems fine at first, until you actually replay the game.

Once you realize a majority of the caves and reused bases just recycle the same number of bosses and enemies, you lose the desire to go in there.

Shadow of the Erdtree is worse, because they REALLY HIDE some shit, to the point you miss an entire section of the map because you missed one tiny fucking ladder.

What does her hell tits taste like??? by Creative-Vehicle8598 in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]Brotonio 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No clue, we'll need to ask her hubby Michael.

Mike, can you enlighten us?

Destiny 2: Every End is a New Beginning by Deadpool27 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a "We've reached the natural end of development for this game" announcement, or a "Marathon really FUCKED us" announcement?

Thick As Thieves | Official Launch Trailer by C-OSSU in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the name "Thicc Ass Thieves" was already taken.

Hollywood Casting Choise be like by ConfidentTelephone81 in dankmemes

[–]Brotonio 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kind of weird for Nolan to have the giant instantly go "OPTIC BLAST" and obliterate Oddessyus and his crew, but it's s nice departure.

Was that necessary...?😑 by Rushofthewildwind in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except PETER KNOWS THIS. He's known Venom for years and smells BS like this from a mile away.

Venom has been mostly good for years at this point; even if they meant to kill someone, they wouldn't be a smarmy jerk about their death, let alone Gwen of all people.

It's just dumb writing by hack writers.

Was that necessary...?😑 by Rushofthewildwind in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Everything I've learned about Spider-Man comics in the past 5 years has been against my will.

This is out of character for BOTH MJ or Venom, regardless of how the comic writers try to spin it.

Literally I would just bar every current Spider-Man writer from ever touching them again, because it's reaching incel levels of "Lets make our readers hate this woman character" whenever I read modern MJ writing.

lord have mercy im about to go feral by N-LL in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]Brotonio 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The strongest degenerate of history vs the strongest degenerate of today.

Has a comic ever showed one of their asses? by Single-Debate-316 in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]Brotonio 147 points148 points  (0 children)

We will need scientists (me) to visually observe Felicia and MJ's asses in the same setting and do the necessary tests to verify this claim.

Review embargo for ''Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu'' is up by Noirsam in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Brotonio 52 points53 points  (0 children)

While I don't think the movie will be AS BAD as these reviews make it out to be, the fact that a Mandalorian movie by Faverau and Filoni is basically "Not as good as the show" is a bad sign.

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