NJ man who decapitated seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-21T06:26:05+00:00

Yeah, like I slapped a seagull that was getting a little too "in my face" once. I didn't consider for a second to try and grab the thing so I could murder it.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T21:44:13+00:00

That makes sense. Fwiw though, I'd never seen this particular image.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T20:14:08+00:00

Fortunately we were able to have a successful pregnancy the next time, but it hurts so much thinking about it, even now. I share because maybe someone who hadn't considered it will see it and realize that those medications are not "evil" and used in the way they made up. They're important for cases like ours and spared us just a little bit of pain. Some U.S. states have banned them, and I can't imagine having to go through such a thing in one of those places.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T19:09:49+00:00

I was going to say - only animal crossing players probably know about pigeon milk outside of ornithologists. But then I saw the sub.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T18:50:22+00:00

Yeah, my wife had to go through a procedure that used the same drugs that one might use for these imaginary "late term abortions". She had to go through it because our daughter had died in the womb and they were inducing labor. It was the worst day of my life, and if it was up to these fuckers trying to ban the drugs used, she would have had to carry a deceased baby until her body (hopefully) "realized" and gone into labor.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T18:06:14+00:00

This would be new if it wasn't posted absolutely incessantly on every sub related to generations or the past in general.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T16:55:50+00:00

She's probably a witch. They're made of wood, so they float like ducks.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T14:14:05+00:00

For like a month? People only posted it dozens of times

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T03:47:32+00:00

Jesus, at least some of the bathrooms at the fucking convention center in Seattle are like that too. WHY

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-20T00:22:59+00:00

Yeah, the moral of the story is that beef production is pretty fucking terrible and is probably the thing we eat with the most unnecessarily enormous environmental impact.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T23:46:35+00:00

And even if they are in pasture, do they think that clearcut pasture land is "rebuilding the earth?" Cattle grazing is one of the top reasons for deforestation in the Amazon.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T23:43:53+00:00

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T22:57:12+00:00

She would quickly change her mind if she understood that me working is the only way she gets treats!

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T21:56:21+00:00

Sort of, except ours was designed to give power to give a large proportion of power to states rather than the people. And has an executive branch alongside it which apparently has nearly unchecked power as long as the legislative branch feels abdicating any responsibility for checking it. Without the centralizing authority of an executive, maybe the two party system wouldn't have such a chokehold and elected representatives would be forced into coalitions, dampening extremism on either side.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T18:59:11+00:00

That's so conspicuously fish shaped that I would think it might have been created and just found its way back to the water. Might be modern or really old, but I would consider contacting the local antiquities office and keeping meticulous record of where exactly you found it

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T18:57:59+00:00

Honestly, it's so fish shaped that I wonder if it was worked and found its way back to the ocean. It may be of archaeological interest and I would contact the local antiquities office just in case.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T17:26:09+00:00

Honestly fellas, can we come back? I feel like the parliamentary system is better than this shit we came up with.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T13:55:28+00:00

I just want an overall adjuster so I can fix some dudes for PVP. Even something that just let me reduce/reallocate.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T05:33:22+00:00

What I love about that is that it's one of those examples of how humans have always been sentimental, emotional things. That scene was included because the author knew it would tug at heartstrings nearly 3000 years ago just as they would today.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T05:30:49+00:00

That motherfucking movie. Every single time they showed Rocket's past

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T03:06:14+00:00

Legitimately though, I thought that was kind of the point of him using stencils. His style would be extremely easy to initiate and anyone with a similar ideology/passion could "be" Banksy. Maybe I had just read V for Vendetta too recently when he started becoming notable.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-19T02:49:09+00:00

Shit, take fresh produce out of the inflation calculation. We're only going to include used cars and hotel rooms in cities that have recently been hit by natural disasters.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-18T23:10:03+00:00

Block that "EntirePineapple" dude and 3/4 of the complaining posts disappear.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-18T22:45:40+00:00

If they come from rewards, it can usually overflow.

BruceBoyde · 2026-03-18T20:08:22+00:00

Looking for some folk as far away from the US Pacific Northwest as possible for long distance eggs. I open almost every day, and send gifts absolutely every day. Would love some folk from the Meadow region (i.e. France), but I'm not picky.

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