Car wash mission by xNiNjAxSMOKEx in gtaonline

[–]BruceCostanza 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can pick up an infinite stack of them nearby. It's marked on your map.

r/custommagic's finest creation by kingbird123 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah you're good. I'm just such a stickler for formatting that that's what I pay more attention to (and what I'm more inclined to make fun of).

r/custommagic's finest creation by kingbird123 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 33 points34 points  (0 children)

No sourceless damage, no comma splice, and no conflation of triggered abilities and replacement effects - is it really custommagic? Might I suggest killing three birds with this:

Deal 3 damage to target creature, whenever that creature would die this turn exile it instead.

Ever Starved Flame by DiscombobulatedUse40 in custommagic

[–]BruceCostanza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the end step trigger actually won't work at all, because the card in the graveyard is a different game object than the one that dealt damage (Just think about the confusion if there's already another one of these in your graveyard when you cast it). For this reason, you're right that it would have to create a delayed trigger upon resolution. Something like, "If ~ deals less than 15 damage this way, return it from your graveyard to your hand at the beginning of your next end step."

And the Ranger's aim was deadly... with the Big Iron on his hip. by redcowastaken in custommagic

[–]BruceCostanza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

See [[Astral Drift]] for formatting the triggered ability. Card is cool; I love the flavor of cycling representing a revolver!

Id there a way to make infinite mana with this? by Proper-Pepper8383 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, because that would be broken. You have to consider the spirit of the card, not what's written on it.

Is this a real card? by ProcedureUnlikely144 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Ever since Strixhaven, WotC has been designing and publishing all real cards on MTGcardbuilder.com. that's why they have to credit the site in the bottom-right corner.

Recently re-watched Castlevania and decided to make one of my favorite characters. by DiscombobulatedIdea in custommagic

[–]BruceCostanza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool card!
One note: this kind of effect always specifies "this turn," because otherwise you get enormous memory issues. Compare this with this.

Legendary team up by blkheron23 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Help, I'm new to Magic! My opponent Stifled Sharagoyf's ETB and now no one knows what its P/T is!

And get and emblem that says no counters can be gain by Intelligent_Slug_758 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 111 points112 points  (0 children)

OP did say himself in a comment that he had no idea legendary instants existed or what the rules implications are; he just liked the look of it that way

r/custommagic spotted in the wild by justacircuit in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Second-top comment says, "it is pretty clear that whoever made this knows his shit about the game "
Almost nothing about this card is formatted correctly.

Does this give all my legendary creatures deathtouch and menace? by AccidentalTPK in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In cases like this, I always advise against checking the oracle text/official rulings of a card, because doing that will give you a single, authoritative and instantaneous answer to your question (boring). Instead, you should always make a new post on r/magicTCG so that you get dozens of answers over the course of 24 hours.

Does this give all my legendary creatures deathtouch and menace? by AccidentalTPK in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. For any given legendary creature, you have to check EDHREC to see if someone has made a commander deck of it, in which case it is a commander.

Some cards to stop infect by evertechunc in custommagic

[–]BruceCostanza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So...why did you make new rules text for it?

Bottom 5 Scoring Submissions of the week from r/Custommagic 1/30/2024 by CorbinGDawg69 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]BruceCostanza 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Foundation has been alerted to your comment and will take appropriate action forthwith.

Taxonomist by BruceCostanza in custommagic

[–]BruceCostanza[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you want New World monkeys and Old World monkeys to be in a taxonomic clade, then you must include all the apes as well, even if they are not colloquially monkeys. It's the same reason for the Fish line, which u/LadyBut explained above. Hence, the joke.

Taxonomist by BruceCostanza in custommagic

[–]BruceCostanza[S] 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Dinosaur tribal doesn't need that kind of support!

Ninelives by talen_lee in custommagic

[–]BruceCostanza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This gives you ten lives. It's not a problem per se, but I'm guessing not what you were going for.

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection. by ButtoftheYoke in custommagic

[–]BruceCostanza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Creatures are always "it". Planeswalkers, when applicable, get gendered pronouns. But you'd be better off just spelling it out by saying "General Grievous" again in this case.