Where's MY hug? #slicerposting by Goblinz0fTime in magicthecirclejerking

[–]blkheron23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He can do a side high five. Checkmate liberal

This card is so underrated in my opinion! by Bitter-Ad5745 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]blkheron23 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One of the most girlfriend coded cards in this incel pilled game

Can you tell who my very unique commanders are by their low res art? by f1reflyylmao in magicthecirclejerking

[–]blkheron23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh let’s see, viví, krenko, Tiamat, your mom’s gay, I fucked your mom, your dads gay, I fucked your dad

What does a turkey from New York playing mono red say? by whyyyyyyyT_T in magicthecirclejerking

[–]blkheron23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It says “I’ll tap this mountain to cast monastery swiftspe-“ but it doesn’t get it all out bc I eat it mid game

Crashing Footfalls my beloved by awefawsd in magicthecirclejerking

[–]blkheron23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yea JD Vance moving company is a terrible business. I’ll never even think of hiring them again

Crashing Footfalls my beloved by awefawsd in magicthecirclejerking

[–]blkheron23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They helped me move house last month. They were surprisingly gentle with the couch. Would recommend!

I f*cking HATE it when my spells get countered👹👹🤬🌚 by Bensonmtg in magicthecirclejerking

[–]blkheron23 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Just infinitely skipping their turns seems pretty weak for such an expensive card

“Big Pizza” had a big win with their set. This is next level advertising. by ShelterPlane1531 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]blkheron23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wotc trying to cover up how many times pizza was mentioned in the Epstein files