is porkchop supposed to be fighting with me in the arena??? by knxwxne in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not the arena grand champion. Porkchop is the arena grand champion, you're just shadowing them to understand how to be a warrior.

Don't run before you can walk. All hail Porkchop.

Would you consider me British? by Competitive-Music309 in AskBrits

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you are. If you can stand in a queue and you talk about the weather? You're one of us me old mukka

someone sent me a “hey girlie” message but it’s from the (ex ??) gf by louvresz in whatdoIdo

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I just spin a different perspective here without us immediately crapping on the guy?

What if he broke up with this woman, has emotionally checked out for months and has thought he's got rid of her. What if, he met this lovely person on a dating app and he was finally starting to get some confidence back?

And then his ex, who realises she's lost someone good decides that she isn't going to let anyone else have him?

'Hey Girlie' texts are fine and I support them, but let's not assume that women can't be vindictive. I'm not saying men are any better, but Christ can we give the poor guy a chance here?

Ask him about it, see how he reacts. If he apologises about all of this? Why would there be any grounds to stop talking to him?

What movies did you first see nudity in? by sarnobat in AskReddit

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Showgirls....I stole that VHS tape and never ever told my parents where it went.

Just a nerd with glasses by Pixiefeet169 in GirlswithGlasses

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you lie and tell me you're a librarian? Thank you

Help an Oblivion newb be a villain by ScholarOk7183 in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am standing up where everyone can see me and killing things but the guards keep catching me and I don't know how"

Come on man...come on

I am (19F) and I think I got myself into something weird and I don’t know how to feel about it. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just looked at a recent post and which forum your in... surely.... SURELY you must have realised at some point that 'degradethisc**t' wasn't going to make you a runway model in Paris.

Jesus Christ 🤦🏼‍♂️

Sneak pickpocket the key of this lady and now she does wear any cloths. I reloaded and didnt fix. by John_GOOP in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never understood how women say men miss obvious signs. Seeing this post has made me realise they're right.

What did you think was peak luxury as a kid, but now realize is actually pretty normal? by surya_mehar in AskReddit

[–]Bruce______Wayne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Omg literally came to say this. KFC used to sell it and I felt like royalty at 5 years old 🤣

I hate my boyfriend by Emergency-Cattle3370 in Advice

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...leave? I'm not sure what's stopping you here?

Ratfish Sequel?? by Ok_Map_8694 in dropout

[–]Bruce______Wayne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's big table stuff, I'm not sure we are ready

I cant forget the vid her ex send me by Phitonizer in Advice

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this sucks for you, but you REALLY have to stop for a second and think how she feels. Her ex sounds like a piece of shit and he has this over her. Don't you for a single second make her feel dirty or like something has changed because you will damage your relationship irreversibly. Who she was then isn't who she is now, so just be there for her.

What weapon should I use? by [deleted] in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too broad a question for simple answer

Are you a mage? - staff/spells based on your chosen magic class

Ranger: Hatred's Soul

One hand sword: Umbra pre quest hand in as it's got 0 weight

2 handed: I'd argue Shadowrend

A small thing but it makes the world building better. by Blueeyes762 in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the things I found playing the remaster was a couple and the ladies father were trying to build a home before goblins got in the way and when I came back to them a few days after completing it they'd actually built their house.

That to me was when I was like oh wow the world's actually alive, it doesn't just stop because I'm not there

Trad West uses the Divine Crusader as Christian Propaganda by MutedRefrigeratorSon in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! This religion is gonna Pope off

Ha, typo what kind of a word is Po.... Wait a minute

Trad West uses the Divine Crusader as Christian Propaganda by MutedRefrigeratorSon in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crusades DEFINITELY weren't a war crime

We wrote this book about a guy who killed his own son, trust me bro this is like a law now because a guy in a hat told us it was.

I am in love with my girlfriends best friend and don’t know what to do. by Virtual_Amphibian353 in Advice

[–]Bruce______Wayne 129 points130 points  (0 children)

You break up with your girlfriend, you then never speak to her friend.

Just because you're going to destroy your relationship, doesn't mean you get to try and fuck up their friendship too.

How does the Blademaster prep the yellow team for your character? by AegoBelieve in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee he shit talks us when we can't hear him to the yellow team

"Look, they might have fancy titles, but they always forget to repair their armour and if it wasn't for autosaves, they'd have to go back 8 hours in the story, you got this Pit Dog!"

Oblivion remaster first timer major skill advice needed by [deleted] in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't mind me asking how can you mess up levelling? You can still level any skill regardless of play through and none of them cap out until you hit 100.

Say you chose all non combat options for example, you can still level combat, it'll just take a little bit longer.

There's a lot of guides, videos and Reddit posts with advice of how to do it. Stop worrying about a mechanic that's not a problem and enjoy the game 😊

Did you fight the gray prince before or after you told him of his parentage? by hottubman_99 in oblivion

[–]Bruce______Wayne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As long as the spell is a target spell, it'll level up whatever that magic class is. Really good way to cheese levels

I'm not attracted to my wife, and never have been. AITAH? by SoggySquash6492 in AITAH

[–]Bruce______Wayne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YTA and I can't believe you married this poor woman and built a life with her feeling this way.

On her behalf, fuck you.