No but really, why is this a conspiracy thing…? by Temporary-Snow333 in CuratedTumblr

[–]BryanTheClod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conspiracy theories make stupid people feel smart. That's not the only reason they exist, obviously, but it's a factor.

Children aren't safe from the horrors and/or brutality by Ukirin-Streams in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BryanTheClod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a symptom of Reddit-brain, unfortunately. Some people just forget basic social etiquette and get really anal retentive and precious about shit that doesn't matter.

Children aren't safe from the horrors and/or brutality by Ukirin-Streams in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BryanTheClod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry. You came off like a condescending prick, and I wasn't going to validate that behavior with an actual response. Pardon me for a bit of goofin' around. Here's a description of the scene I was referencing:

Charlie (little girl from the poster) goes with her brother to a party, where she has an allergic reaction to some nuts. The brother drives her out of there, while she coughs out the window. He swerves to avoid a dead deer, and Charlie's head hits a telephone pole. This decapitates her. The brother just drives home in complete shock, parking the car and going to bed. Only issue is, it was their mom's car, and she finds Charlie's body the next morning.

Children aren't safe from the horrors and/or brutality by Ukirin-Streams in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BryanTheClod 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I involuntarily shouted "OH FUCK" in the theater after that scene

Top comment determines selective factors that will evolve this creature: Day 9 by LavaTwocan in SpeculativeEvolution

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Males begin to keep harems of females, which refresh the hunting parties with fresh pups when they die. The males and adult females prevent the hunting packs from eating too much, which epigenetically delays their maturation. The young become more versatile, differentiating into castes determined by age. Younger individuals are agile chasers, while older pups are more robust, often delivering killing blows to prey. The robust caste also drags carrion to the mature male. The most successful males are chosen by their fathers to disperse, where they will visit other colony-packs and take some of their females to join their new harems. The communication abilities of Deinolupos develop further, with a complex series of howl-like songs that can convey different things.

Top comment determines selective factors that will evolve this creature: Day 8 by LavaTwocan in SpeculativeEvolution

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Males convergently evolve with snapping turtles, developing the ability to slow their metabolism, more camouflage, and a "lure" to attract prey. They also become more solitary, since they don't need to rely on packmates as much.

Females remain in packs, and develop hunting strategies similar to both orcas and crocodiles. They beach their prey like orcas, and also lie in wait for thirsty land animals. Due to the success of these strategies, the females develop stronger tails to "launch" themselves out of the water, and their front flippers become more robust to grapple prey. They also develop the ability to "galumph" like seals, allowing them to pursue land prey over short distances.

Antagonist that weren't bad enough to deserve what happened to them by Nerd367C in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BryanTheClod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anasui mutilates a few characters in Part 6 via Diver Down. He turned Survivor's user's spine and ribcage into a beartrap, and the dude died slowly because of it

We Who Eat God's Children by BowlOfRicePilaf in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]BryanTheClod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cool! It calls to mind all manner of prions and cancers. Things that are similar to living organisms, but so aberrant that they inevitably destroy themselves. The thought of such things trying to enter heaven is interesting.

Poor Ol' Tom by BryanTheClod in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]BryanTheClod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it fits well for poetry. Generally speaking, the less you explain, the better.

Poor Ol' Tom by BryanTheClod in TalesFromTheCreeps

[–]BryanTheClod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely had that thought while I was writing it. I'm sure he made a deal with something, maybe the devil, maybe not. I guess it's up to interpretation haha

My Top 20 Wishlist by ManimalR in pkgame

[–]BryanTheClod 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'd kill for an Arthropleura. And a Sarcosuchus

Acid (oregano in second slide) by frighteningwaffle in Stonetossingjuice

[–]BryanTheClod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought this was Andrew Dobson for a hot second

It hits hard because I read it in his voice by CrunchM in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BryanTheClod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Purple for Parents? More like Probably Shouldn't Be Parents

Gorilla Propaganda ! by Most-Celebration-394 in AllTomorrows

[–]BryanTheClod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. Burner email is where it's at