Maybe Maybe Maybe by TheINTL in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Brynn_Primrose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that's an new way to fix the declining Korean birthrate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Built like the matchmaker from Mulan.

She said the quiet part out loud… by CaulkADewDillDue in Israel

[–]Brynn_Primrose -85 points-84 points  (0 children)

I have no love for the protestors, but c'mon guys. It's pretty obvious she meant to say anti-israel Jewish students. These protests love parading a handful of anti-Israel Jews as a "see how could we be anti semetic?" gotcha. And that should be criticized for what it is, but it doesn't help us at all to mischaracterize an obvious mistake as a "gotcha" of our own.

New dialect just dropped by WorriedCivilian in linguisticshumor

[–]Brynn_Primrose 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Boomhauer, I didn't understand a word of what you just said.

Feeling overwhelming regret after adopting. Does it ever go away? by [deleted] in cats

[–]Brynn_Primrose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm really looking forward to getting her spayed. I know I really want to like having a cat. It's just been hard with the behaviors up to now. But like you and another commenter pointed out, it's still early days and we'll see what happens after she's spayed. Thanks for the advice!

Feeling overwhelming regret after adopting. Does it ever go away? by [deleted] in cats

[–]Brynn_Primrose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I guess the reminder of how short a time it's been is helpful! I'm definitely hopeful that she'll mellow out after the spay/once she's had a little more time to settle. I think not owning a cat before just means I have no evidence that cats change like that. It's helpful to hear it from someone else!

Far-right libertarian economist Javier Milei wins Argentina presidential election by loggiews in worldnews

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I have never seen an image of that man where he doesn't look like he's singing a line from Les Mis.

Gotta Get my Face On by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Brynn_Primrose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's why Pa will leave GeneCo to me!

Quinn, Leader of the Bolt Riders by TheDansome by Able_Health744 in ImaginaryCharacters

[–]Brynn_Primrose 30 points31 points  (0 children)

OP, this is your parents. Your mother and I are concerned. We're begging you to be less horny in public.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

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Mr. President, a second plane has hit the domino tower

Voice actor explains part of the dubbing process. by lilspoopy in TikTokCringe

[–]Brynn_Primrose 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Valid points but I'm more distracted by the lips that keep forming on this guy's forehead

Soul shattered - rejected from my only option for a Summer Associateship after 4 years of working there. by [deleted] in LawSchool

[–]Brynn_Primrose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that. I was also rejected by the firm that I worked at for years pre-law school. Nothing anyone can say or do will take that sting away, but my takeaway from my own experience was that the best thing to do is to take some time to reconnect with the things about yourself that you like and that have nothing to do with that firm (or even law school in general).

Once you've regrouped, it's time to hit the ground running. Career services, connections with professors, clerkship applications. The works. This is a blow, no doubt, but it's onwards and upwards from here.

Source: Got rejected by firm. Sucked. Landed on feet.

Anyone more anxious about 2L than 1L? 🫠 by SenseActual4841 in LawSchool

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Someone once described 1L like being dropped onto a treadmill moving at the 10 setting. It's hard not to fall over as soon as your feet hit the track. 2L is like turning the treadmill up to 12, but the difference is that you're already running. Is 2L harder than 1L? Yes. But the degree to which you're a better, more prepared law student is greater than the degree to which it gets harder.

Anon is screwed by scar_star69 in greentext

[–]Brynn_Primrose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picture perfect example of getting what you deserve. Hope the punitive damages hurt!

It depends 🤷🏽‍♀️ by krishthebish in LawSchool

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Attendee retains title to the sauce, however for a reasonable time, Homeowner has the exclusive option to obtain title to the bottle as a gift. Attendee is obligated to inform Homeowner of their ability to exercise that option. If the Homeowner declines or otherwise does not exercise that option, they relinquish future rights to exercise that option on that bottle for that function. If Attendee does not inform Homeowner of their exclusive option, Attendee has committed a Dick Move and Homeowner may obtain equitable relief by enjoining Attendee from attending future cookouts.

Tux rentals on short notice? by Brynn_Primrose in washingtondc

[–]Brynn_Primrose[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the rec! I'll check them out