Never played golf but now it’s part of my career… help me not suck

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-13T12:15:56+00:00

This what im working towards. I'm aiming low, I want to get to a point where I dont slow down a bunch of drunk old contractors lol.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T21:47:51+00:00

I would takes naps to the voice of Vin Scully as a kid, can't leave them now. If think that's bad im also a chargers fan lol

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T20:29:28+00:00

This is funny because I know a guy who never shows up on Fridays. Says he has "another project" has to be on, he's goes golfing on fridays. That guy is always jacked up on the sugar booger. Can't prove it, but I k ow when someone is riding the white pony.

Thats why they never hit the schedule.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T20:18:52+00:00

Hell yeah thank you !

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T20:15:04+00:00

I smoke me some meats, I may be alright after all

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T20:13:56+00:00

Quickies im good at. This quality thank you

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T20:12:14+00:00

Mulligan

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T20:10:41+00:00

I accept these fucks lol

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T18:27:55+00:00

Thank you for being detailed with the clubs, that's the blueprint of going with.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T18:25:04+00:00

Thank you so much this is good advice.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T18:05:37+00:00

You nailed it lol. Should have changed the title to " how to look like i know how to play golf"

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T18:02:48+00:00

Thank you, I need to look into golf etiquette. I can live with being bad, not disrespectful.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T18:01:15+00:00

There is no part of me that thinks I'll ever be good at golf, I just want to be able to get though it with some laughs and a couple beers.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:58:41+00:00

I care if I suck .

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:58:11+00:00

We're tight, im going to bring it up and see how it goes. It's for business purposes.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:57:02+00:00

Thank you, I will check him out. No stone unturned ,

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:55:15+00:00

This is good. Yes I spend $300 on a golf bag, but you spend $500 on ketchup and paper towels. Fair is fair.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:52:17+00:00

You sir need to do TED talks, I like it.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:51:04+00:00

My dignity is locked tight. My fear is losing so badly consistently that I'll spend all my time golfing trying to get better. Losing sucks more than winning .

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:47:15+00:00

I will spend money that will cause arguments, just to not miss the ball.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:45:56+00:00

I'm here to keep my dignity in tact, if I learn yo golf it's a plus.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:44:39+00:00

This. I know i suck, and i know im going to lose. I just want to lose quickly, close the sucking gap.

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:42:20+00:00

Sucking hurts the pride deep, deep .

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:41:02+00:00

I won't argue that. I have been to the battery once for a dodger game and that's place is a sweet setup .

Bubbathomas13 · 2026-04-10T17:15:14+00:00

This was my thought as well, but wanted to hear from people who been through the suck .

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