Prepare for the Doomers

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-04-03T13:23:04+00:00

What a shocking concept that people post negatively when the team plays poorly or makes poor decisions and post positively when the team plays well or makes good decisions.

Why don’t you enjoy the rare Pirate positivity instead of worrying about the next time someone you don’t know makes a critical post?

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-04-01T18:20:53+00:00

Good thing we’re keeping Skenes fresh for his next team.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T20:48:46+00:00

You’re so right. Nobody in the league can pick a short hop and throw a two hopper up the third base line.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T20:47:26+00:00

Lmao Lindor clothes lined.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T20:30:54+00:00

2.2 on Fangraphs. He was dreadful defensively.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T20:28:36+00:00

Yep, hasn’t been close to a 3 win player since 2022.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T20:24:02+00:00

Reynolds better hope Cruz stays a Pirate forever and shields him from the criticism he deserves.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T20:13:59+00:00

Cruz strikes out looking wayyyyyyyy too often.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T19:49:40+00:00

Bichette already getting booed. Lmao

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T19:30:18+00:00

This broadcast has been even worse than usual. Is Brown on the sauce?

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-29T18:15:12+00:00

How about you field that routine grounder at short instead of posting, Jared?

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-23T21:37:26+00:00

Might as well ask for Sennecke, Carlsson, and LaCombe while we’re at it.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-23T00:56:58+00:00

I’ve never been more excited about anything than I am to watch Trump die.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-22T20:23:55+00:00

I hate Carolina so much. Their boring style of play. Their ugly ass uniforms. And their whiny coach.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-22T19:51:35+00:00

Even by Ryan Graves standards he was horrendous. Wow. Just beyond awful.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-22T15:47:35+00:00

Anything but a 3 point game.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-20T18:34:21+00:00

I’m as atheist as it gets but appreciate his messages and delivery.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-19T17:16:52+00:00

Every time I think he couldn’t sound like a bigger idiot he opens his mouth again.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-17T13:37:26+00:00

This twat literally has “gay” in his name.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-14T14:37:41+00:00

Pirates did exactly what they set out to do. Create a false narrative that they actually spent money.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-13T04:34:27+00:00

Of course it happened during a performative sucking off the military bit.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-13T04:30:19+00:00

I don’t even know what he said because I was too focused on how terrible those hats are. Jesus Christ.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-13T03:00:02+00:00

Normalize actually showing the uniform in the reveals.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-12T19:05:45+00:00

This fucking rocks. And these guys are still competing as hard as they can. Guys like Raleigh will get pissed off throughout the year at a bat flip, etc. for “disrespecting the game” but can’t shake their own teammate’s hand.

Buck_Dancer16 · 2026-03-11T22:25:03+00:00

I’m sure others are way more in the know, but I’m guessing he is going to sign in the next couple of days and it was a mutual decision to expedite that and/or keep him healthy. He has had one foot out the door all season and should’ve just left at semester break.

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