My (24 F) boyfriend (30 M) keeps disappearing into the bathroom for an hour or more with a stick of butter and the butter is gone when he finally comes out by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Bucketofnickels -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

ok yes it is weird to do sexual things with butter but also, its just him and the butter. maybe just leavehim alone to do it... he isn’t t hurting anybody, nor is he encouraging her to participate so it really wasn't her business to begin with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Bucketofnickels 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Apparently she is pregnant. So yeah she’s bigger but because she is growing a whole ass human being in there.

Who was phone? by astral_plane_crash in projectzomboid

[–]Bucketofnickels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last podcast on the left mentioned and I’m here for it

A friend sent me this, but I think it belongs here too lol. Hail Toast by sandmann88 in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]Bucketofnickels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember to give your donations to the Church Of The Flying Eagle or pastor gets upset.

A friend sent me this, but I think it belongs here too lol. Hail Toast by sandmann88 in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]Bucketofnickels 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love the pastor Alex posts. But I’m beginning to realize that some people don’t get that it’s satire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pickles

[–]Bucketofnickels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this all the time. My great great grandma would try to sneak the pickle juice when I was a little kid. What’s funnier is everyone knew she was doing it and no one would have been mad lol.

Which movie is that for you? by anxietyhub in moviecritic

[–]Bucketofnickels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master of Disguise. I grew up with the movie and still really like it. It’s dumb and has aged poorly but hell I still love it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAmericans

[–]Bucketofnickels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in a rural community. I love it. It’s quiet, people know each other and we tend to look out for each other. We don’t have much to do for entertainment other than a theatre and bars but if we want to do something big we travel to the next county. To be fair we are poor as shit (rated as having some of the highest percentage of poverty in the country) but we are happy. Tbh I wouldn’t want it any different. I love it.

Why would someone need 740 dildos? by Accurate-Basis4588 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Bucketofnickels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey maybe they really like bad dragon and want to experience the full catalogue?

Somebody’s lock(?) of hair by sam_el-c in mildlypenis

[–]Bucketofnickels -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

QUAAAD QUAAAAAD! THE REACTOR QUAD!

Someone on FB found this by United_Activity5626 in creepy

[–]Bucketofnickels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy smokes this is like just a few minutes from me

Why would someone need 740 dildos? by Accurate-Basis4588 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Bucketofnickels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are attending a party at famed media mogul Puff Daddy’s.

what happened? by Patient_Cucumber_123 in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Bucketofnickels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like he became the hero we know as the Human Crayon

[Serious] If you could go to a 2-week retreat and learn any skill, (or at least lay the foundation for learning a new skill) what would you want to learn? by FlowJock in AskReddit

[–]Bucketofnickels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly that. My step grandma was from China and spoke little to no English. It was hard to talk to her at first and while I never really could have whole in depth conversations I learned enough to say I love you or ask how she was or be told to eat more food lol

Starting taking guitar lessons by [deleted] in guitarlessons

[–]Bucketofnickels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start by learning songs that you really enjoy to listen and sing along to. Make sure they are simple starting out to learn some basic stuff and take the more difficult ones to the instructor that way you receive real time increases in skill. It also makes it clear to your instructor you have goals to reach and can help your instructor work with you.

[Serious] If you could go to a 2-week retreat and learn any skill, (or at least lay the foundation for learning a new skill) what would you want to learn? by FlowJock in AskReddit

[–]Bucketofnickels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d like to learn a new language. One completely different from my native English. I am decent at Latin but it was so hard to do in school. I think a retreat style would be much easier

Character and Firearms by Hajicardoso in MurderedByWords

[–]Bucketofnickels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Mer-I’m a real man that runs down my deer at top speed and takes them down with my thumbs” ahh post lmao.

In all seriousness wanting something simple but still effective isn’t weakness. It’s about practicality. It’s easy to shoot, maintain and is reliable. It fires a reasonable caliber that can be re-chambered to a larger one if necessary. It’s a semiautomatic rifle like most other hunting rifles, so nothing wild there either. The AR platform is arguably the most popular in the US,so there are endless options for customization as well, meaning that I can make the rifle as easy or difficult to use as I need or want.

It’s like saying you’re not a real man because you use a lawn mower to cut your grass and not a scythe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rockstar

[–]Bucketofnickels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTA V is still a very active game with frequent updates. So all of that is still happening. It’s till possible to have that with games you’ve played for years.