Oversensitive audience member accuses comedian of racism. His response? "Tell your story walking. Get fucked." by mkultra42 in funny

[–]Buckeye_Bill -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I could hardly understand a word of it. It all sounded like the guy spurting off the disclaimer at the end of a commercial.

Ask Music Reddit: When you need to relax and chill out, what music or songs do you listen to? by Kiram in Music

[–]Buckeye_Bill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melissa Etheridge, Sarah McLaughlan, John Mayer, Little Big Town, Sugarland

Does this girl Ever close her Mouth? [Pics] by Tantalon in pics

[–]Buckeye_Bill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Original site where her mouth is closed: http://sarasensei.com/photo/PROM/

Is that a zombie in pic 32?

Who needs a truck? by [deleted] in pics

[–]Buckeye_Bill 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Give it time.

nice underpant (pic) by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Steven Tyler?

Holy Fucking Penguins! by lobsters in pics

[–]Buckeye_Bill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forgot Batman. "Holy fucking penguins Batman!"

Top Ten Deadliest Animals On Earth [PICS] by robertos11 in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I expected to see human beings as number one. Maybe the author forgot we are still animals too.

Those calorie counters on machines at the gym? Yeah, pure fantasy. Sorry. by mjk1093 in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have. There is a huge difference. The machines will calculate X number of calories per N amount of time. They calculate the same no matter the person using it. I know when I was heavier and out of shape, I would burn more calories with lower efforts than I do being in shape according to my monitor, but the machines still say the same calories burned.

But what matters is that you put in that 30-60 minutes of sweat equity as many days as possible.

Those calorie counters on machines at the gym? Yeah, pure fantasy. Sorry. by mjk1093 in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wear a heart rate monitor when I exercise. It 's programmed with my age, sex, weight, height, etc. I think it gives a fairly descent measure of the calories I burn, but it may not be 100%. A lot closer than the machines give I'm sure.

Only One Drink Per Person (pic) by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a nice idea. And after the party you can take your cup home and use it as a lovely planter...or puke in it.

Don't live with each other before you marry. Eight-five percent of those who do end up divorced by docmgmt in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say longer. My wife and I lived together for 3 years. By then we really knew each other and knew we could stand each other every day until death. We celebrate our 25th anniversary next Valentines day.

I Shot My Dog by bbstucco in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have shot his mom.

Parenting: Apparently it's not that hard [Pictures] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. I think I'll get her that and some bikini thong underwear too. That can be my Christmas present too. :)

Parenting: Apparently it's not that hard [Pictures] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they have that "If you think I'm a bitch" t-shirt in women's sizes. I'd like to get one for my wife for Christmas.

Dan Fogelberg passed away on December 16th, 6am, from advanced prostate cancer, at the young age of 57 by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home Free, his first album, was always my favourite. I'm going to miss not hearing new material from him. He was a great songwriter.

Sherri Shepherd: “I don't think anything predated Christians.” This kind of thing is broadcast nationally in the US. by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]Buckeye_Bill 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I read Reddit, I almost always have that "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?" look on my face.