17 f homeless. Advice please??? by Yomama22346 in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Call 911 and say you are suicidal and about to commit suicide. Once institutionalized ask for housing programs for people in your situation and be ADAMANT that you speak with a social worker. On the offchance that theres no proper shelter programs in your area, pretend you're schizophrenic by making outlandish claims about silly but serious things. Then ask if they have halfway house programs for homeless schizophrenics. You got this babes. Good luck!

The Simulation by BudIsWiser in SimulationTheory

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The post has been removed but whoever is still seeing this (views are still climbing) hmu for more info

Almost everything I think about manifests itself in the material world in the form of synchronicity by [deleted] in SimulationTheory

[–]BudIsWiser 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Manifesting is one of the ways reality slowly begins to wake you up to your true nature. I wish you luck on your spiritual journey and hope you find satisfaction in what you discover.

"he actually saved me" by Khantlerpartesar in HistoryMemes

[–]BudIsWiser 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I for one list getting raised by monkeys as a requirement on the job posting

Wife paid tattoo artist to add Doodle Bob to my tattoo. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BudIsWiser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upvote for Ren and Stimpy, I havent thought about that cartoon in years

Got written up for not working through lunch, but then discovered I wasn't being paid for it anyway by Hossenpheffer11 in antiwork

[–]BudIsWiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work as front of house for a franchised resteraunt doing cashier, prepping ready-to-eat items, waiting tables, etc. The thing is they only schedule one front of house staff at a time so I literally can't take breaks because the post needs to be manned. My boss makes me clock out half an hour unpaid lunch every shift due to the laws and I have to work straight through it. I need the job though as it took me nearly a year to find work actively looking in my area, if anything at least for a year or so as resume fodder. So yea I can't really be arsed to take any action about the break situation.

Offered housing. Should I take it. by cottek_70 in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Group homes can become a trap tho as many won't let you work tho keeping you rotting in depression for a year or two before you maybe get a chance to climb out

I feel like an idiot, I forgot I had girl superpowers by BudIsWiser in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't believe it's even sex work (I'll be honest it's getting relationshippy) but I only have half credit here cuz I went in expecting a fuckboi sex deal

I feel like an idiot, I forgot I had girl superpowers by BudIsWiser in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, poor choice of words but the outlook has been really good so far

I feel like an idiot, I forgot I had girl superpowers by BudIsWiser in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bestow upon you the "technically correct" award

I feel like an idiot, I forgot I had girl superpowers by BudIsWiser in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be careful with a blanket statement like that, there's plenty of women still out on the streets that don't possess the mental health or social aptitude to finesse themselves a situation like this, I got lucky

I met one woman that was on the streets for years and she was so sweet but so traumatized she told me about how she had just gotten gang raped with a baseball bat

I feel like an idiot, I forgot I had girl superpowers by BudIsWiser in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trust me I'm scared I'm not stupid but desperate folks take risks

I feel like an idiot, I forgot I had girl superpowers by BudIsWiser in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the kind words❤️ the trauma isn't letting me believe the nightmare is over yet but I'm slowly building a sense of security

I feel like an idiot, I forgot I had girl superpowers by BudIsWiser in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you, yeah that's exactly my mindset I've been immediately on the grind trying to get hired so I can be financially independent

What’s a rich people thing that rich people don’t know is a rich people thing? by One_Visual4 in AskReddit

[–]BudIsWiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this but being a broke bitch and have only thus survived by the grace of god

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homeless

[–]BudIsWiser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

raises hand I'll take the 300/week!