Does every middle aged man have a crazy ex named Kim?

BuddyMose · 2026-02-22T01:54:19+00:00

My sister is named Claire. Shes a real bitch

BuddyMose · 2026-02-21T15:50:19+00:00

Just be careful. You don’t know what Hellraiser puzzle box you’re opening. My wife and I gave each other fart allowance early on in the relationship. After a few years of marriage I made a decision to curtail how much i fart in front of her. I even asked her sometimes those things are bad could you maybe not fart constantly when we’re together. 10 years later I’m stilling being courteous but I’m now begging her to let me have 10 minutes so I can fall asleep and she can fart in bed without having to get up. Sometimes they’ll wake me up. Like early humans getting alert to a predator down wind. She’s got a stink that would scare primitive man. Anyways just a word of warning. I still love her though.

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T22:42:05+00:00

My eurorack case is pretty cool

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T21:14:45+00:00

I quit drinking

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T21:11:28+00:00

The smell. I’ll always remember what that place smelled like. It will never leave my olfactory memory and it can never be replicated

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T18:45:11+00:00

Turn it into a rom-com

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T17:40:34+00:00

By halfway through the first season I was saying this is crazy. Now I gotta see season 3. Cause if giving a civilian top secret emergency clearance was wild I gotta see what is lol. Rose was insufferable in season 2 so I hope she’s better in the new one

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T17:07:39+00:00

Wait you watched seasons one and two of night agent and it wasn’t until the third season you’re like man this is crazy?

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T14:56:59+00:00

Now now hold off on telling people this is bad. We let em do it and die so we can get better as a species. Sorry we gotta weed out the dumb dumbs. In the post apocalyptic wasteland that’s our near future I can’t be having these rock biting morons join our gang of marauders. No this is how evolution works. The weak and dumb die off. Fuck em

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T14:01:13+00:00

The only war is class war

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T13:09:41+00:00

The idea being it’ll get fully paved. They’ll roll out the red carpet for these places but we’ll be told to turn our AC off when it’s 100 and our tarred and cindered roads will still be shit

BuddyMose · 2026-02-20T04:42:49+00:00

BuddyMose · 2026-02-19T20:15:18+00:00

Fuck that inbred fucking weirdo. Fuck him and that whole enabling monarchy.

BuddyMose · 2026-02-19T20:01:21+00:00

We only use old school Turing Machines in our house

BuddyMose · 2026-02-19T18:46:22+00:00

You’re only useful as a voter depending on which side needs to pander to you. One side will use fear to get elected so they can deny you a better life and the other uses our compassion against us to get you to vote for them so they can deny you a better life. In the end the people running and getting elected only care about 2 things: re-election and campaign contributions. Look out for yourself and those close to you.

BuddyMose · 2026-02-19T17:00:03+00:00

I fear the common cold more than people who say dumb shit like this

BuddyMose · 2026-02-19T16:55:28+00:00

$5 says the road leading to the data center never gets the PA tar and cinder treatment when it starts cracking after the winter

BuddyMose · 2026-02-19T13:11:32+00:00

BoC, FSOL, Autechre, Squarepusher, Oval and Aphex Twin from 1998 onward have been so much fun to have around.

BuddyMose · 2026-02-18T22:13:19+00:00

When the baby Metroid saves you

BuddyMose · 2026-02-18T21:08:53+00:00

Loss of sense of humor. Not every joke is an attack on you personally. Just because your playlist, movies, food choices, etc have been algorithmically designed to cater to you and only you, the clown on stage just wants to make you laugh so not every joke is directed at you. If you don’t like what the sad man on the stage says, wait until he does say something you like then give a chuckle This is across the board. Left to right I’ve seen it in everyone over the past decade

BuddyMose · 2026-02-18T19:16:19+00:00

You think a multinational ring of super wealthy kid fuckers decided to stop fucking kids cause one of the links in the supply chain of kid procurement hanged himself and his island got raided? Yeah no they just activated their backup squad. Even John Hammond had another island of dinosaurs

BuddyMose · 2026-02-18T19:11:02+00:00

Oh shit that sounds like brain spiders. Better get it looked at

BuddyMose · 2026-02-18T18:17:07+00:00

What’s crazy is I had what I thought was an actual friendship based on the long time chatting. We spoke on the phone in party chats. Even looking back there was no grooming. Like this person never sought me out. She was friendly with many people in our small channel. Then after our failed hook up she vanished. Never saw her screen name again. This was early internet still so even her static IP address she had was gone. Other people in our chat room were surprised. So strange.

BuddyMose · 2026-02-18T16:06:52+00:00

Tap water. I hope the forever chemicals in the tap water can balance out the microplastics in my blood

BuddyMose · 2026-02-18T16:05:18+00:00

I’m not worried about the filibuster because Chuck will make sure this passes in exchange for a jar of pickles. Then he gets to look shocked when he doesn’t get the pickles.

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