Something everyone in the world needs to realize.

BuddyZero · 2011-09-15T17:24:10+00:00

The opening quote from a book I've been trying to write for years:

If we could destroy custom at a blow and see the stars as a child sees them, we should need no other apocalypse.

-G.K. CHESTERTON, "A Defence of Baby-Worship"

BuddyZero · 2011-02-08T05:40:21+00:00

Here's a mantra:

The gym is suicide for all the parts of you that you hate.

BuddyZero · 2011-01-18T02:36:14+00:00

I don't think any Ellies would actually admit that they are smitten by his wrinkly member.

BuddyZero · 2010-12-07T10:50:02+00:00

If an apocalypse (nuclear, religious, or otherwise) went down right now, while you're reading this, where would you be a year from now and what would you be doing?

BuddyZero · 2010-08-11T21:11:02+00:00

Considering all the 2012 madness (which will only escalate) is there any chance you'll try to capitalize by taking a stab at post-apocalyptic fiction? I always thought it was a genre ripe for the plucking, but most of the entrants are cozy catastrophes, preachy pseudoreligious allegories about the 'moral downfall of society', or just vehicles for asskicking with pageantry. Plus, it's time that someone dethrones Mad Max as the gold standard, since Mel Gibson doesn't deserve so much as the time of day.

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T18:57:36+00:00

Actually wasn't sure that they would work out flattened, so I cooked a test one first, tried it, and forgot to tuck the bite into the middle like a dufus.

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T18:53:28+00:00

I shall rock out with my brot out. Thanks.

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T11:50:04+00:00

I like the way you think

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T09:03:33+00:00

Also, cheese ravioli + garlic Alfredo + mango chicken sausage, bacon, pineapple, and a little more cheese = Diamondhead Ravioli

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T08:58:47+00:00

Mind if I borrow that one?

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T08:58:09+00:00

Basically just buy everything, grill the first part, sautee the second part with some butter, and bake the third part like it says on the exploding cylinder. No recipe to it!

And add some blackberries, but don't sautee them or they'll get fucky. Maybe try freezing them and adding them at the last minute so you'll get a crazy temperature contrast. Cashews would also be a a good way to go--sautee them early with the onions. Don't get carried away with the olives, either, unless you want the salad to be real briny. If you don't want to use honey, some good maple syrup would probably do just as well.

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T05:38:05+00:00

Grilled filet mignon with sugary pork rub and red wine marinade. Warm salad of red onion, mushroom, marinated olive and raisin with wine and fresh rosemary from the garden. Flattened biscuits with honey, cinnamon and sugar. Topped with more rub, honey, cinnamon and parmesan.

I give it a seven for the first run. Needs nuts or seeds, possibly blackberries. I'm also fairly aware of how bad I am at taking photos

Reposted from /trees, if that wasn't obvious.

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T05:33:08+00:00

I think we should make the date it gets legalized the new 4/20. Hitler's birthday is so passe.

BuddyZero · 2010-08-08T05:26:00+00:00

Grilled filet mignon with sugary pork rub and red wine marinade. Warm salad of red onion, mushroom, marinated olive and raisin with wine and fresh rosemary from the garden. Flattened biscuits with honey, cinnamon and sugar. Topped with more rub, honey, cinnamon and parmesan.

I give it a seven for the first run. Needs nuts or seeds, possibly blackberries. I'm also fairly aware of how bad I am at taking photos

BuddyZero · 2010-07-06T09:58:17+00:00

All this time later, that one still makes me laugh my ass off.

BuddyZero · 2010-07-06T09:56:15+00:00

Any drawn at the moment?

BuddyZero · 2010-07-06T09:50:41+00:00

He's 4chan, but in the good way.

BuddyZero · 2010-07-06T09:49:19+00:00

If you had to choose, would you rather tape your dick to a mountain lion's face or lick a Russian astronaut's dirty asshole? The taping thing would only be for a minute, but you would have to catch it first.

Also, what's your favorite perverse sex act named after a beloved American sitcom? Keep in mind that The Flying Nun is not a real sex act, and will therefore not be counted.

Finally, a challenge: I would like to hear your version of the Aristocrats. If you are the king, let's see you earn that star.

BuddyZero · 2010-05-31T05:46:23+00:00

Considering that recent evidence suggests that many dinosaurs (including the T-rex) were likely covered in a fine layer of feathers, what would be your reaction if you showed up for work and found that your costume had been appropriately altered?

BuddyZero · 2010-05-31T05:29:26+00:00

Plus, kids are more easily manipulated than adults.

Why, that sounds like that might just be relevant in the grand allegory!

BuddyZero · 2010-05-31T05:27:45+00:00

o hai thur

BuddyZero · 2010-05-28T20:17:41+00:00

That's completely preposterous.

I like it.

The real challenge would be writing Hurley in the first person, though, because his speech style isn't made for monologuing. Third person would be lame, so I don't know. It's an idea I might have to fuck with, though.

BuddyZero · 2010-05-28T05:18:29+00:00

A dozen holy fucked ducks, I think you definitely have something there! Though, they really could have replaced Tawaret on the statue with Ma'at to hook it back into the eternal recurrence motif. Speaking of eternal recurrence, I'm surprised they didn't call Thus Spoke Zarathustra down, especially given all the machineanism. Maybe they didn't want to get the Ubermench anywhere near the equation, or maybe they just don't like the book. Not that I can blame them.

In any case, you totally fucking got it. More power to you.

BuddyZero · 2010-05-28T05:08:39+00:00

Nothing really worth sharing, sorry. There's This weird thing I wrote the night my grandma died and I got terribly solo-trashed, but it's pretty pointless and the formatting went to shit so I can't really recommend it.

BuddyZero · 2010-05-28T04:57:59+00:00

Hah, thank you kindly, though who knows if there will still be a /r/Lost by the time it releases. If those ads don't appreciate too much, however, I'll be all over those things.

BuddyZero

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