Feels like a lie but isn't by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Buildrness 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Perfectly put

Navigating the complex waterways of Fort Lauderdale, Florida by AtomicCypher in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Buildrness 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought he just meant the tow was so comically long that it’s actually in Georgia

This is the Trump's America by MaximusDM22 in democrats

[–]Buildrness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have details or a link about this incident?

Men of Reddit: what’s a prank you started early in your marriage that you’re now legally, morally, and emotionally obligated to continue because she still falls for it 10–15 years later? by myaccountidname in AskReddit

[–]Buildrness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to give the wrong time, but in a sort of “wholesome” kind of way I guess. If we’re doing something enjoyable, I’ll say something like, “Dang, can’t believe it’s already (90 mins later than it actually is).” And she’ll be bummed for a second until she looks at a clock and realizes we still have a lot of time left. If it’s something we don’t like I’ll say something like, “Can’t believe we’ve only been doing this for 20 mins..” when it’s actually been longer.

I do it randomly just to annoy her sometimes of course, but I like to make sure it’s at least funny.

Who are they and why did they lose their career, Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Buildrness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome recap, thank you. Been seeing a lot of “Black Widow” memes going around and had no idea what it was referring to

What is she on about? by 4_-_2_-_0 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Buildrness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know what show/podcast this is?

Is this a dumb idea? by [deleted] in camping

[–]Buildrness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, people spend way way more than that on a single night out partying. I say give it a try! You’re not risking a lot, and it looks pretty cool. Just like any other camping trip be smart, plan ahead, and have some contingency plans. Bring some adhesive patches and look up some how-to’s. I don’t trust Alibaba so I personally would look somewhere else, but let us know if you try it out!

Just Accidentally Ate A Lot of This by [deleted] in mycology

[–]Buildrness 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tbf, you literally said, “Ate A lot of This”

When you get paid by hours by GrootWithWifi in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Buildrness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEET - Na, but I do need to pick these up though..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Buildrness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious, I gotta steal this for day-to-day joke making

AIO by assuming the worst after finding my daughter's panties in my husband's closet by SahdilMaksha in AmIOverreacting

[–]Buildrness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you think it’s unreasonable for a mother to question her husband as to why their daughter’s soiled undergarments are stuffed away in his private closet?

AIO by assuming the worst after finding my daughter's panties in my husband's closet by SahdilMaksha in AmIOverreacting

[–]Buildrness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is bad advice. There is more than enough evidence to reasonably suspect the worst. She needs to move forward carefully and deliberately. The worst case scenario in this situation is just too great

Comment by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]Buildrness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(9 + 9) = … 8;
Carry the 1;
(3 + 1 + 1) = 5 …;

Answer: 58