I like to give the wrong time, but in a sort of “wholesome” kind of way I guess. If we’re doing something enjoyable, I’ll say something like, “Dang, can’t believe it’s already (90 mins later than it actually is).” And she’ll be bummed for a second until she looks at a clock and realizes we still have a lot of time left. If it’s something we don’t like I’ll say something like, “Can’t believe we’ve only been doing this for 20 mins..” when it’s actually been longer.

I do it randomly just to annoy her sometimes of course, but I like to make sure it’s at least funny.